Why is every line in this scene so incredibly memorable?

No one will ever remember Onions Wars lines 10 years from now

This movie aged like wine. Only time will tell if the sequels will do too

The prequels are shit and always will be.

>Anakin had to do somersaults in every fight
>Obiwan knows this and plans accordingly

Yep.

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>If so powerful you are, why leave?

Autism much?

I rewatched it a couple of years ago and I firmly believe that Obi Wan is the adult audience member self-insert character. He can not believe what is happening in the movie he's in.

>Good is a point of view, Anakin.
>From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!
Why did the second line filter people so much when Anakin's moral/ethical corruption through Palpatine is an underlying theme of the movie? There's as reason for the Dooku/Windu "It's not the Jedi way" symmetry. The desperation of hypocrisy.

Because the entire mantra of the Sith is "lol we are evil". Its illogical to see the Jedi as evil when the Sith embrace evil as a power. It doesn't make sense for Anakin to use it as an insult.

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>Master Skywalker there are too many of them what are we going to do?

Filtered

Palpatine's entire argument is that "good" means whatever you want it to mean. "And then we will have... peace."

its a mentor/student thing, and how their friendship deteriorates because of their different views.
i wish they did this with Captain Marvel and miss Marvel, turning brie´s character evil and making kamala killing her would be a kino approach.

Anakin’s point of view is that the Jedi wound up serving the devil and sent millions of slaves to their deaths to defend their power (Palpatine points this out to Anakin explicitly), and thus they’re really no different than the Sith. It’s not until he sheds the persona of Anakin and embraces being Vader that he explores the possibility of a third way.
This is the narrative presented by the first 6 films: an unending cycle of destructive war and rebellion. Vader offers Luke a way out in Empire, an “end to this destructive conflict.”

They literally follow the dark side.

That's right. I wish Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones were even half as good as Revenge of the Sith.

What is The Force? What is The Dark Side?

This shot is more kino than anything in the originals

>dude let's just repeat the quotes like we do on r/prequelmemes lol i'm sure they'll find it just as funny as us dude lol

Attack of the Clones is incredible, and homages everything from Blade Runner to Murder by Death to Once Upon A Time in the West.
The ending is completely bizarre and nobody talks about it. A muppet flies into a termite orgy with attack helicopters and starts a war between brainwashed slaves before fighting Count Dracula in a cave.

Because every individual line is so nonsensical and infantile it sticks in the mind

Which lines are nonsensical?

I highly doubt it, TFA was the only one with those special memorable, memeable moments and lines but the rest of the trilogy makes it look retarded

I know man, but I just don't care for it as much as Revenge of the Sith. Maybe I watched it too many times as a kid or something.

TFA’s dialogue is really bad. Snoke’s only scene in the film is him telling Kylo Ren stuff he already knows.

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Kek

The Force is the Holy Spirit or magic. The Dark Side is Satan.

In the films the dark side also includes mutant wizard powers.

I'm dead serious! I dare you to watch this movie again and disagree with me

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I told a friend recently that some of the lightsabers don't even touch in this movie and he didn't believe me.

YOUR NEW EMPIRE?

what did you mean by that?

I still don't know what the fuck was supposed to be happening here. Were they just flexing on each other or what?

Young George Lucas's movies forced Old George Lucas into writing an actual interesting scene

I am of the honest opinion that everyone involved in the production who wasn't George Lucas was flexing on George Lucas in this scene and many other scenes in the movie.

What they were probably going for was feints within feints trying to bait the other into a vulnerable situation but really "it's cool".

Closest thing that makes sense is they're both feinting at the same time because their skills and style are so similar, some shit like that, like punching each other in the hands or two bullets hitting each other

is there a slow-mo version of this that we can analyze frame by frame? is there already a page about it in wookiepedia?

It's operatic. Theater is man's first advanced form of storytelling. Dialogue stated plainly and boldly resonates with audiences even though we recognize it as not reflective of reality. It's why the concept of not liking something like this on account of "cringe" is the dumbest shit imaginable. Does it mean the prequels work as a whole? No, not really. But the magic was still there a lot of the time, and conceptually it was still strong. George did something different with each movie, and on a macro level he did something different with the prequels from the originals. His goal was to make a Greek tragedy, so he upped the theater of it all.

its not feints, the continual swinging is just adding momentum to the hit. God you are all so stupid.

I think you’ve got it a bit wrong here. Lucas truly understood film as a visual medium, and has always believed dialogue to be incidental to the visuals. To him, Star Wars has a lot of roots in old silent films (Attack of the Clones references Charlie Chaplain’s Modern Times a lot during the factory scenes, as an example).

This. It what makes that film so memeable.
>I don't like sand
>I wish I could just wish
>*Only* a Sith deals in absolutes
It's not just the lines. It's also the context (or incoherency) of it. Like Obi Wan having a perfect opportunity to kill the main bad guy and instead he just goes "Hello there!". Followed by not a single enemy soldier opening fire. It's all so incredibly stupid.

It’s camp. Like “Hello There” is almost immediately followed by a reference to The Good The Bad and the Ugly. These guys are here to have a showdown.

sorry, but that sounds more stupid than anything else at this point so I'm sure that is exactly what Lucas intended

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They are saying silly sounding shit but the delivery is so genuine. We are poisoned by irony now.

>I'm on higher ground.

Dude, that doesn't matter when you can jump 100 feet in the air.

But Anakin clearly and obviously can’t jump high enough. Obi-Wan’s giving him a reality check in the hopes that he’ll come to his senses.

And now it begins.
No, now it ends.

YOUR NEED SNEEDPIRE?