Moments in television and film that made you say "God I wish that were me"

yes

so they say bad pussy smells like fish, but what does good pussy smell like?

That one snl skit where the girl talked about getting an abortion. The baby, I mean.

Fish

look how gay seth myers looks in that moment

If it smells like fish something is seriously wrong or she hasn't washed that day

The fish smell is when some kind of shit is rotting and not getting cleaned out properly, you can get it with your dick by not washing, cum that isn't cleaned out properly but kept moist under foreskin can also smell like that. Fishy pussy is the worst thing ever though, once you experience it you'll never go in without checking if she's clean first again.

Good pussy in my experience just smells like nothing, kind of musky but nothing distinct like ass has a smell.

Gary did nothing wrong

hes trying to keep himself from laughing.

>the way she carcasses his head and plays with his hair at the end
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Pennies and bags of sand.

Giwtwm

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No smell at all is what you want

What the actual fuck

Fucking hate feet

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you know this spic has only been around brown people flat feet. top fucking kek

Has anyone made an edit where the animation is blood rushing into a penis instead of the neck animation?

Sounds like quote from old testament

>kek, thought that was real at first glance

Humans are such delicate creatures

Kinda like a clean arm pit

not him but I am literally a spic living in a third world country and most girls here have god tier curvy feet. Sadly a lot of them have shitty nails.

Pheromones, kind of don't know how to describe it. If you've been in a girls room and it has that vague but pleasant smell in the background, it's like that

How was this fake made? I'd like to learn how to make better celeb fakes and this looks God teir.

One of my exs uses to make me choke her and one time she passed out just like that and woke up a few seconds later not knowing what was going on.
Very scary

this
imagine being hugged so hard your brain literally shuts down

probably by someone with professional experience

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No smell/taste but maybe a bit like pee is the most desirable imo. Typically i find this the case with Asian women more often.

she has so many

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user edited the whole hand with the cock from the porno picture.
Use the natural line created by the sleeve to hide the edges of the shop. if that makes sense.

ANAL DE ARMASS

>Yep, that's me.

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he used the Photoshop hand job plug in.

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Still wouldn't want to be that Ichabod Crane looking faggot.

except for letting a predator into his house and neglecting his child so much he has no idea he has an adult relationship with said predator

if they use a feminine wash they just smell like nothing. They naturally smell fishy but you don't want to eat it at that state.

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problem was not the view but the way she was flirting

philip seymour hoffman's finest hour

similiar experience, but she then pulled me in and kissed me, like if it had happened to her before, and it made her even more horny.
women are weird.

GIVE ME BACK MY FORESKIN YOU KIKES

Literally any scene in television where an actor kisses an actress. Although if I was in that scene I'd probably be too busy stuttering and cumming in my pants. Such is life as a 30 year old khv.

me between her thighs

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ana NO

HOW CAN AN ACTOR EVEN FAKE THIS. I CAN'T OMAGINE EVER EVEN BEING IN THIS POSITION AND THIS GUY CAN FAKE THROUGH GIVING BIEL ORAL SEX

you're a faggot then

I wish I was the ant.

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