How did mike stoklasa (mr plinkett) go from a 8/10 chad…

also born in 1978:

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Wow a guy that takes dick shrinking pills to save his shitty hair and gets free surgeries for every award they throw at him vs some schmuck from Milwaukee. Mike looks like a regular 45 year old schlub you’d see anywhere, you people are more obsessed with looks than any woman I have ever met or fucked. It’s genuinely pathetic.

calm down Jay

Also born in 1978:

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why the hostility, man?

well Mike went from 9/10 to 5/10
and james 7/10 to 5/10.
So James I guess

He’s projecting

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alchool, food & depression

>James
>7/10
Lmfao, but the Mike grade is accurate. And I’d hate to break to the boomers who think it won’t happen to them, you’re not gonna pull a brad Pitt and look good at 45. Even if you look good now you’ll look worse at 45. You’ll seethe about this post and I’ll get (You)s about how that’s a man’s “prime”, and I’ll lmao

You guys really want to fuck the Plinkett guy

young plinkett guy, yes...and i'm not even gay

>people actually watch 50 year old manchildren masturbate about how much they know about movies.
Mike is older than my dad.

Even in the 90s that isn't 8/10. Young Mike was strong 6/10, at most a weak 7/10. Today a 20y/o who looks like that would be seen as a weak 5/10 on Tinder and would only fuck the occasional Asian femoid.

Jay on the other hand would be even more fucked today, he would have turned to homosexuality as a cope much earlier, before even getting cucked out of that 4/10 goblin bitch that Mike creampied in front of him to break his brain.

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James was always fucking ugly.

God you RLM obsessed faggots are pathetic

could be worse

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Drinking. Midwestern diet. No exercise.

cringe armchair faggot im not fat, why would i call some nigger fat on here disparagingly if i were fat? how does that even make sense, without me being some sub 85iq nigger who cant into self-awareness? anyway
fat
probably skinnyfat
honestly fats are disgusting and should be killed, sorry if this "offends" you but you're offensive for me to look at.

is he the bastard kid of Bruce Campell?

This can't be real

LAUREN

You're getting old

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wanna see how mike got fat? watch all the episodes of The Grabowskis

>How did mike stoklasa (mr plinkett) go from a 8/10 chad….

Maybe Mike has AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIDS

>My girlfriends girlfriend

He was so cute bros. I could have saved him.

wtf is that rick beato?

Guess his age

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is his girlfriend hot?

...body?

The answer

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You're just mad that you can have as much fun as him

Why are you chuds so desperate?

One of these people didn't just give some fat fuck his IP then become that fat fuck that doesn't do anything's employee for no fucking reason.

Jay has sucked at least 49 different cocks at this stage of life already

Watched this webm while Say So was playing
Kino

There is NO WAY he is 20. He's got to be grooming someone and this is part of the long con.

>he thinks that's a lot for a gay man

…to a 10/10 enlightened curmudgeon

And none of them were mine.
Why even live bros?

The whole thing is a joke.

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That doesn't change how absolutely JUST he is

I liked him better when I didn't know this.

He got fat, that's it. He's still relatively good looking even now, if he'd just lost weight he'd be handsome again.

Pollack genes and beer

he still looks great imo

lol
he looks like a nerd with one pretty eye... feel so bad for this board to think of that OP pic as being cute

It's real, the cringe, the soi, all of it. It's all real.

megacope
you don't even need that much money to maintain your health