Imagine drinking, especially this weekend

Imagine drinking, especially this weekend.

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that's just like, your opinion, man.

>especially this weekend
Is this a... what day is this?

imagine not, especially this weekend

I like to mix some Dionysus with my Jesus so tonight we drink and die in preparation of rebirth.

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who cares. it's the freakin' weekend baby I'm about to have me some fun

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>Imagine drinking
don't need to *burp*

>Mr. Gookmoot draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw shit, user
>Now we got a nice, quiet little television and film board, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet
>So let me make something plain. I don't like you fucking and sucking around, bothering our jannies, user
>I don't like your jerk-off posts
>I don't like your jerk-off memes
>I don't like your jerk-off digits, and I don't like you, jerk-off.
>Do I make myself clear?

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bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce

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Crystal poppin' in the stretch navigator
We got food every where, as if the party was catered


We got fellas to my left, honies on my right
We bring 'em both together we got drinkin' all night

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Cider and JD honey and coke.
Lets do this!!!!

why what's this weekend supposed to be

good friday

yeah it's a pretty good friday, why not drink to celebrate?

its a religious holiday user

Dont have to imagine do I? Rum and coke it is tonight, and I love it

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I don't have to imagine because it's Friday

beers or whiskey sodas?

whiskey sodas, cheers bro

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Start on beer then move to whiskey sodas

my gf will judge me if I buy two separate drinks, gotta keep up the non-druk impression

whiskey sodas it is, cheers druk bro (I avoid liquor during the week anyway, so now's the perfect time anyway)

post gf ass for your druk bros

it's not that great, not terrible. just adequate. you can see better elsewhere on the net

Easter
But Jesus never said you shouldn't get shitfaced.

didnt he turn water into wine? thats basically telling people to drink

are you employed sir?

Exactly. He could have turn it into milk, olive oil, orange juice, whatever, he chose to turn it into wine and people still did get the message.

>not that great, not terrible.

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just being honest drukbro, sorry to disappoint

Jesus got born again. i never did jack shit. is what it is.

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>tl;dr

>9 days into a life altering bender during which I drink away my entire life savings
WHAT A LIFE

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>I drink away my entire life savings
what the fuck are you drinkink bro? Or do you include hookers and blackjack?

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for what purpose?

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Basically I just said "fuck it I'm done". I'm just not gonna bother anymore. Just drink whatever the fuck I want until the money runs out. Not expensive stuff either, I only start the day with a couple of nice whiskey sours or cognac, once I'm properly numb it's all bottom shelf vodka for me until I pass out. Why you ask? Well I kinda lost the plot somewhere along the way. I don't know what the fuck else I should do. And it's not like I have a lot to lose.

we all have fun here in these threads, but some of you guys are seriously fucked up. not gonna tell you to seek help or anything, i don't give a fuck what you do just sayin. godspeed brother.

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>I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs, some Chinaman in Korea took them from me but I went out and achieved anyway. I can't solve your problems, sir, only you can.
>Sure! Fuck it! That's your answer!
Tattoo it on your forehead! Your
answer to everything!
>Your revolution is over, Mr.
Lebowski!
>CONDOLENCES!
>THE BUMS LOST!
>MY ADVICE?
>GET A JOB, SIR, LIKE YOUR PARENTS DID!
>THE BUMS WILL ALWAYS LOSE!

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drinking is so fucking gay

>workday over
its time to drink

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Money will probably run out before you die from drinking unless youre a filthy rich bitch, in which case you should off yourself instantly. Otherwise, make sure you have some idea what youll do or where youll go I think

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fuck it

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youtube.com/watch?v=eaWd0pNHDes

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I ain't rich or anything, but I got it all figured out. My mind's gonna be all kinds of busted by the time I'm finished so the state's gonna have to take care of me.

You know its going to take a while, right? Were talking several years of heavy drinking unless you manage to overload your liver

>Demons on Yea Forums telling us not to drink the blood of Christ
I refuse to fall for their tricks

imagine drinking some white Russians and smoking a doobie.

yeah it actually does sound like you have it worked out. i've worked with so many guys who've gone through Teen Challenge or rehab or whatever and those places basically do all the work for them in terms of getting back on their feet. i have mixed feelings about it. makes me wonder why i even bother trying to keep myself afloat cowboy-mode.

I always love going into these threads after a nice hit of my vape pen to laugh at all you alcoholic losers ruining your lives and thinking its "badass"

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weak b8 try again

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1/10 best I can do sry

thats a low quality frog, youll have to attach better ones in the future.

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Halfway there, matey-o. It ain't my first rodeo, I've been a heavy alcoholic for over a decade and I've already had my mind slip into full schizo territory before.

jokes on you, Ill smoke fags and doobies until I pass out later WHILE drinking. keep sucking on your robot penis though

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uhhhh gramps you do realize they make dab pens nowadays????

>olive oil
fuck yes i love drinking raw olive oil, omega3 ftw

>It ain't my first rodeo
Same bro, I left my heavy drinking days behind me a while ago, but lately Ive been keeping company that drinks pretty much every evening or on free days, kinda slipping. But I really do love it ...

Since I moved to a new city my drinking is going through the roof. Nearly had it 100% kicked during covid.

Once I start drinking at home it's all over, I can just tell.

Would you believe it, for me this isn't intentional? I don't want to do this. It's compulsive. At some point you cross that line and you're no longer the captain at the helm - it's the bottle steering the ship. Captain Morgan to be specific, love that brand of rum.

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bros... i managed to pick up a batch of westvleteren 12 for the first time in my life, i'm very happy

someones been to AA

>Captain Morgan to be specific, love that brand of rum.
Havana Club 5 or 7 for me.

Milkbros, we won

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I believe thats how you see it, but I dont agree in general - you are always in control of what you do unless you want it otherwise. That said I find myself unable to completely find the want of abandoning drugs, so what do I know ...

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