>OH N-
OH N-
Isaiah Walker
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Aaron Robinson
>more jewish foolishness
Joseph Wright
The fact that it wasn't sudden but extremely protracted is kind of the point user. You might as well say OH N-- now since you'll die in a bunch of years anyway
Brody Jenkins
Hey dude, look on the bright side
Connor Gray
Why didn't he just get God or whatever to save him
Noah Lee
Based Romans. Why do you guys worship a Jewish criminal charlatan? I get that he was trying to reform Judaism but as a white person what does that have to do with you?
Matthew Thompson
Jesus wasn't a Jew. He was a white, aryan man that worshipped nature and the old gods of pagan Europe. Jews lied and retconned all of this, starting with that vile Jew Paul
Jose Rogers
If he didn't you wouldn't get to go to heaven, user. Want that nice of him? :)
Jaxon Howard
this
Dylan Young
Jesus wasn’t actually supposed to die on the cross. Him and his disciples were trying to do a resurrection magic trick which is really popular with the brainlets. Jesus had ingested tetrodotoxin to mimic death for a few days and come back to life later but Longinus stabbed him with the spear which mortally wounded him. Even though his lowered metabolism helped him stay alive long enough to still resurrect, once the tetrodotoxin wore off he succumbed to his wound. His disciples continued with the resurrection narrative tho, as was their original plan.
Carson Perez
always look on the bright side of life
Adam Perez
Blasphemy is the one thing you can't do without going to hell, OP. Have fun.
Hunter Perry
stop giving plot ideas to the writers of Now You See Me 3
Logan Robinson
imagine living your life in constant fear and willingly giving money to the church to relieve those fears
Nathan Hall
Doubting the power of Christ's forgiveness is actually the only thing that will send you to hell
Nathan Nelson
Why didn't Yahweh from The Passion of Christ (2014) just reveal himself to the crowd and to the jews to prove Jesus is his son?
Aiden Roberts
If only you really knew how far the puffer fish rabbit hole goes
Hunter Reed
kino
Robert Jackson
based Scripture-reader dabbing on dogma faggots
Dylan Clark
except atheists have way higher rates of mental illness and depression lol
Lincoln Wright
Religious NPCs don't have the brainpower to feel advanced emotions
Just pay your stipends to the clergy and be a good goy
Jaxon Foster
His axiom is literally a dogmatic cope.
Gavin Smith
quick post actual cinema while the capeshit atheists are distracted
Charles Perry
NOOOO ONLY THE CLERGY CAN TELL YOU HOW TO INTERPRET THIS JEWISH TEXT
Zachary Martin
Holy shit I literally just finished watching this movie
Ryan Morales
Oh look it’s an incel with main character syndrome dehumanising everyone who thinks slightly different to him, what a shocker lmfao
Jeremiah Williams
thanks for taking time out of your whining about depression and cooming schedule to educate us little people on how to be happy
Carson Flores
Dehumanizing people who don't strictly follow your particular dogma is what Abrahamic religion is based on though
Wyatt Cooper
>takes high ground while following a religion created by Jews
Well whatever floats your boat I suppose
Jack Nguyen
>O
Jayden Ross
Parker Sanders
Someone explain to me how this strange desert religion managed to take over most of Europe.
Was it just because some Roman emperors converted and so everyone went along with it?
Adam James
Why didn't God just forgive our sins without sacrificing himself/his son?
He's literally God, he can do whatever the fuck he wants, human logic doesn't apply to him. Why not just be like "alright, mankind's sins are forgiven *snap*" without making his son get tortured and crucified
Connor Martinez
>trick
They’re illusions Michael.
Owen Green
>longinus
Fuck off weeb
Alexander Adams
and there’s the incoherent strawmanning pulled out of thin air and not based on literally anything i’ve said. I wonder what we will get next
Joshua Morales
It was enforced by the governments in a top-down manner before the high IQ whites could actually read, that's basically it.
Gabriel Martin
>Christianity becomes a thing
>everyone becomes violent and a peaceful empire disintegrates
Christians were LITERALLY the niggers of the ancient world
Sebastian Smith
It was the BLM of its time. Which tells you a lot about the future of BLM.
Julian Powell
It was the religion of the common man, imperial cults and sun worshipping will never have the same appeal as eternal paradise if you are pious and ask forgiveness versus eternal damnation if you don't
not to mention Christianity was hot on the whole evangelism thing like no other religion
Easton Thompson
Because something something free will, something something mysterious ways. Apparently the only way an all-powerful being can save humanity from a sin they were tricked into committing because they didn't fucking know any better is an elaborate scheme to incarnate himself to act as a blood sacrifice to himself to create a loophole in his own rules.
Brody Kelly
>that image
Cameron Cruz
The more you suffer, the more it shows you really care, right?
Nicholas Wood
>Jesus wasn't a Jew.
so did you just skip Matthew 1 where it lays out his whole genealogy?? from judah to jesus, its all there
Ethan Perry
protties
Joshua Hall
They're probably those weird puritans that became DNC controlled churches, the United Church of Christ.
Nathaniel Lopez
The guy you’re replying to is an anglogermcuck retard but Jesus was only half jewish, the other half was Palestinian-Thracian because his real dad was Tiberius Julius Abdes Pantera, a roman soldier.
Dylan Allen
fucking kikes
Ethan Hall
talmudic lies
Robert Mitchell
>GOY, TURN THE OTHER CHE-ACK
Based romans removing subversive kikes. Too bad aurelian didnt live longer
Luis Hernandez
I like the good friday because mum makes her fish din din and it is delish
seeth more jews, protestants, atheists etc
Evan Scott
Easter is next week bro
Jeremiah Sullivan
Based mom.
Alexander Campbell
this picture keke
Nathaniel Bennett
Doesn't it count Joseph, even though he wasn't Jesus' biological father, though?
Ryder Ward
>rabbi jeshua was roman rapebaby with jewish cuckold father
Makes sense when you think about how christianity turned out
Hunter Jenkins
Jesus was Jewish from his mother’s side
Dylan Murphy
>LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
Ethan Turner
Just as keikaku
Liam Smith
>brooo my semitic desert cult totally isn't judaism 2.0 bro
yawn, abrahamic religion is for genuine brainlets and larpers
Ian Price
based roman chads
Nathaniel Scott
Jesus is still Jewish. Judaism is matrilineal.
Nathaniel Miller
even still, jesus' father was most likely still a jew.
Tyler Morris
>Judaism is matrilineal.
not back in bible times
Jason Watson
No he was a Roman. Mary was a cheating whore: