>OH N-
OH N-
Isaiah Walker
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Aaron Robinson
>more jewish foolishness
Joseph Wright
The fact that it wasn't sudden but extremely protracted is kind of the point user. You might as well say OH N-- now since you'll die in a bunch of years anyway
Brody Jenkins
Hey dude, look on the bright side
Connor Gray
Why didn't he just get God or whatever to save him
Noah Lee
Based Romans. Why do you guys worship a Jewish criminal charlatan? I get that he was trying to reform Judaism but as a white person what does that have to do with you?
Matthew Thompson
Jesus wasn't a Jew. He was a white, aryan man that worshipped nature and the old gods of pagan Europe. Jews lied and retconned all of this, starting with that vile Jew Paul
Jose Rogers
If he didn't you wouldn't get to go to heaven, user. Want that nice of him? :)
Jaxon Howard
this
Dylan Young
Jesus wasn’t actually supposed to die on the cross. Him and his disciples were trying to do a resurrection magic trick which is really popular with the brainlets. Jesus had ingested tetrodotoxin to mimic death for a few days and come back to life later but Longinus stabbed him with the spear which mortally wounded him. Even though his lowered metabolism helped him stay alive long enough to still resurrect, once the tetrodotoxin wore off he succumbed to his wound. His disciples continued with the resurrection narrative tho, as was their original plan.