What went right?

What went right?

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jew?

today? not much. been pretty boring hangover day

Nah. A muggle baker.

>another jew paired up with blonde white woman

never ends

Muggle is JK's codeword for Jew. So a "muggle baker" is JK's fantasy job.

Gindlewalds cum went right in Dumbledores mouth

>JEWS JEWS JEWS
can’t you ever say anything original?

Lay off the drugs, dude.

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You wish.

kike

They did the most obvious thing and emphasized Hogwarts a bit more

>all the American characters are either niggers or Jews
Pretty damn redpilled if you ask me

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Mads Mikkelsen.

everything else was shit

Nice try but Grindelwald is canonically a power bottom

Christ this was such a bad movie. Genuinely the worst movie of the year
>first half of the story they do random unexplained things to confuse Grindelwald
>then midway they admit this has literally done nothing, the first half could have not happened and it would have no effect on the ending
>most of the main cast has absolutely no effect on the ending
>random, unexplained magic, like people suddenly moving to a parallel dream world and fighting there

I shit you not, there's on part where one of the cast infiltrates and betrays Grindelwald, hyped up as some key element of the story, in the end all he does is stop two other useless characters from being captured

>What went right?

nothing

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Says who? You?

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SO when he's coming out IRL?

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>Strand Releasing
Bravo Kojima

literally SOUL and the only good character from the dogshit movies. Queenie doesn't deserve him, and she knows it.

Ignore the other faggot redditfugees user, I thought it was funny.

dios mio mi secreto ha sido descubierto

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Good. Get triggered over China-pandering.

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>What went right?
Not much.

Why the hell was he in the movie? They didn't even explain why they needed him in their plan against Grindelwald. The movie would have been better if the Qilin bowed to him at the end.

>The movie would have been better if the Qilin bowed to him at the end.

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I wasn't around for general discourse of these films. Did people actually want a secret Dumbledore and Grindelwald prequel series or a bunch of Newt's Fantastic Beasts stories?

I thought Harry Potter was gay when I was a kid, never understood why it caught on.

Don't know. I prefer the prequel about Dumbledore and Grindelwald, you can't get really invested in episodic animal-searching.

Retard.
The goblins in charge of the banks are clearly jew analogues. It's blatantly obvious.

I feel bad for Mads having to be in this garbage, first he was forced to work on Death Stranding with kojimbo now Boretastic Beasts and How Few Scenes They're In

[teleports]

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is there a decent rip out yet?

No.

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We dbz now?

Only reason I’m seeing it.

So it seems.

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Hope we can do this in Hogwarts Legacy

I'm so tired of this "apparating" shit.

That magical teleportation crap makes me question why they even have broomsticks or Floo Powder.

...why the hell would you even want to watch this shit?

>is about wizardry
>Dumbledore is a sex haver
filtered

That vidya that supposedly has a tranny character? No, thanks.

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Stop your disgusting racial nepotism, schlomo, and we'll stop noticing it.

Her name is literally GOLDSTEIN!

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Doubt Rowling would sign off on anything with a tranny in it.

When it's overused, it loses its coolness factor.

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Teleportation is supposedly high-level, so not every wizard is capable of performing it. Without being injured or losing their life.

Never confirmed. For all we know, he might not have ever gone past cuddling.

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Yeah, that cope was pathetic.

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These promos make it look like a totally different film lol.

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SIX SECONDS

Sounds like a title for a kino movie.

have never heard of real teleportation, but they said in the books you really have to focus on the destination, implying you have to quiet your mind, to apparate
but then again it was also stated you cant apparate in our out of Hogwarts which they did in the last movie so who knows, Rowling at this point is just making it up as she goes along rewriting her own canon

the fuck are they doing with their wands in these pictures
no one would hold a wand like this
how are they supposed to make the grand wrist and arm movement necessary for incantation?
it just look like they're trying to stab each other with chopsticks

Everything is explained in the books, it's not Rowling's fault that vital exposition has been left out in the adaptations.

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>it just look like they're trying to stab each other with chopsticks
Maybe that's what they were trying to do actually...

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Never. Mads belongs to the girls, but we don't mind sharing him sometimes.

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They apparated on the opposite end of the bridge connecting to Hogwarts, not the premises itself

ffs why are they still calling it fantastic beasts? Why do they still insist on tying everything to newt? Why not call it harry potter chronicles or something? Why the FUCK are these movies so bad despite having free reign to tell any story they want? The fight between dumbledore and grindelwald is said to be the greatest duel ever in wizarding history, yet somehow they seem to be fucking that up. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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I'm actually curious about this. What did go right? Because I couldn't find anything redeemable about it.

>The fight between dumbledore and grindelwald is said to be the greatest duel ever in wizarding history
That fight is yet to come though.

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What? They didnt finish the series with this

Got dragged to it by my family who are Potter fans. Garbage, glad it's bombing so this series will finally die.

And then one day, for no reason at all.. a Pokemon chose the next leader of the wizarding world

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>Gay Dialogue Removed

so it's a silent movie now?

Still too gay, even with no sound.

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Jude Law is the most handsome actor currently working

>what if Khorne was a freemason

>high-level
Power levels are nonexistent in Harry Potter. Anyone post-GoF can just conveniently pull off a "Priori Incantatem" effect whenever they want, so you end up with a DBZ-tier "energy clash" in every movie now, catered specifically for dumbass normies to gawk at. It's fucking effortless.

>Khorne
>green

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I'm in love.

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