>Gives you a fetish for the rest of your life
Gives you a fetish for the rest of your life
only you and like three other people on this board
My fetish is so strong that even the colour blue arouses me.
I thank god every day for not making me a
>inflationfag
>blueberryfag
>pedophile
>furfag
>scatfag
>bdsmfag
>diaperfag
>ponyfag
>hentaifag
>/d/fag
I'm just the right amount of degenerate that can function in both normie world and Yea Forums
whatever vorefag
>t. Footfag
Damn Yea Forums must really make you horny huh
fucking microfags think they're better than everyone else
Why do you think I had to make this post?
fucking blueberryfags always shitting up feedism places with their retarded inflations
Feedism retains the human form for the most part, and there's no element of bondage
>felt funny watching the Wilder version
>felt funny seeing the Little Mermaid acquire her feet
>didn't become a blueberryfag or a footfag and stopped caring about either when I got older
I'm so fucking lucky
I guess. But i still don't wanna masturbate to no blue woman
>Obsessed with that one episode of Dexter where he thought he was going to die from gas but turns out he had a huge fart as a kid
Thank God I didn't grow up to have a fart or poop fetish
some of us develop as we age user
it's not lucky it's just normal
You aren't "born" any of that shit, you slowly become it by being desensitized to more vanilla fetishes and then slowly stop being one once you put your foot down and say enough is enough.
I'm still grateful because the people in either of those camps are hardly alone
I'm an inflationfag and even that's too embarrassing for me
Watching a film doesn't give you a fetish
Being a porn addicted freak does
I am so jealous, I'd kill to be a foot fetishist instead of a blueberryfag
>there are faggots itt that don't architect
ngmi
Yeah, it's not something you're born with but people into inflation and shit had a moment usually when they were kids where it just clicked. Not from watching too much porn and going down some hole. Most people only watch vanilla porn and have no fetishes
Not really. I guess some people are just easier to be influenced
ALL HANDS ON DECK
THE BLUEBERRY IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE
>guy wanted to be paid for each character individually
clever bastard
Deep Roy is the based Oompa Loompa actor
yeah, the blueberry scene in the original movie always gave me a funny feeling in my pants. The 2005 version was like my literal wet dream.
>tfw my fetishes have devolved so far to the point that the only "normal" thing I can get off to is heavily pregnant women
haha imagine getting turned on by being made fat and rolled around against your will in front of everyone haha like how is that even erotic lol
I envy you
just focus on that
it could maybe pay off at some point
at least it's grounded in reality
>Most people only watch vanilla porn and have no fetishes
When people ask me why I don't watch porn they think it's because I'm a prude. The real answer is far worse.
>tfw brain is so used to cuck, fag, and bi shit that actually jerking off to the though of getting my dick sucked and fucking a pussy feels novel and amazing
I'm proud of myself whenever I'm able to tap into that side of my brain.
haha imagine how physically painful this experience must be
If you pay attention they are clearly jumping on her pussy in that shot. The team working on this new what they were doing. I can only hope these legends are involved with the new films blueberry scene.
I wish they include one but I'm not holding my breath. Hope it happens to a dude as well, that'd be hotter.
It'd be too turned on to care
>eyeballs get flooded but you still don't go blind
imagine a horror movie version of this scene
yeah lol imagine like one where she just keeps expanding slowly and then explodes everywhere haha
Im also gurofag
sometimes i stay awake at night thinking about whether or not the depp version is better than the original
they're both sexy in their own ways, but 2005 does it for me.
OH N-
Purrrrl
You are being rolled to Brazil
why
Mastigando sem parar
Mastigando sem parar
Mastigando, mastigando
Mastigando sem parar
Mastigando sem parar
Mastigando sem parar
Mastigando sem parar
I must have watched this scene upward of 800 times and this is the first time I've noticed that the platform is connected to a mechanical arm. I always thought it was flying.
It didn't give you a fetish it made you discover it.
The lighting's too dark to notice stuff like that at first
Bdsm is mainstream and hentai is a medium not a fetish
>dobson
kek
>tfwy eat corn
wish I had an army of squirrels to drag me around
KASINO!
That gif made me rock hard