What the fuck was his problem?

Hated gwailos

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White women, and the goddamn japs

Lack of sex, obviously. Bill even alluded to it.

>Bill even alluded to it.

wot?

Tarantino is too autistic to be cancelled.

It’s because America are fattys and the japs are just a second hand China.

old

bill is kill

Him and me both

If I get really good at karate will I also be functionally immortal?

The very fact that this character exists is kino

Not if you fuck up returning a nod

Was it autism?

No, you would have to learn one of them chink styles named after animals, or maybe muay thai.
karate is japanese (cursed race), it cannot be used to reach immortality.

Chi cultivation is literally nothing BUT autism.
>sitting in your room alone thinking about swords for months or years at a time
>getting extremely angry and throwing a temper tantrum if somebody doesn't nod their head to the correct angle when you pass
>obsession with ranks, numbers, and levels (typical quote from Chi autist: "You can't beat me, I'm the 5th stage of the 3rd realm of the 7 Dragon Style! You're only 4th stage of the 3rd realm!")
>constantly stealing shit from animals

'ate women
'ate americans
'ate goddamn japs!

luv me beard
luv me rice
luv me chi
simple as

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Die william die

He was a eunuch.

Executioners from Shaolin

Not a eunuch, he just did that thing that monks do where they suck their testicles into their bodies to avoid being kicked there

wtf

1. He lost a fight to a Japanese martial artist
2. He extended courtesy to a woman exactly once
3. Americans are fat and China was in a 100 year famine

And so he hates Japs, Women and Americans

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murder phil

It's one of many crazy trainings they go through. Apparently if you concentrate hard enough and practice long enough, you can control the muscles of the pelvis and retract your testicles upwards into a body cavity

movie name?

destroy roy

>What the fuck was his problem?

Did you not watch the movie? I was fucking clearly his beard. Like every single scene. His fucking beard. Like if it was that much of an issue, shave the fucking thing.

Being one of the five legendary elders of China probably puts some sauce in your pasta.

Slay Jay

He was old.

Women.

Do you know what it's like existing in a world where you are the best martial artist, and everyone you meet by default is less skilled than you and looks like a lobotomized donkey in comparison? You'd tire of people quickly too.

Shaolin Soccer

>i hate women
>took in one anyway
>gets poisoned
>dies

women

Hard Boiled

Ah, the speedster problem

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No one was on his level

The final redpill

I always have mixed feeling about this

My dad came from asia and I was born in america. He always eats the fish heads and I always can't. I always hated the smell from way he cooks it

He's not even slightly joking, it's a major plot point in Check it out, old Pai Mei movies are a blast

Shoot Moot

>This, and the Bruce Lee thing
Tarantino likes seeing angry kungfu masters getting their comeuppance

this is how i felt in school

Murder Receipt

>Miserable old bastard who will berate you were a child if you say something that is not to his liking
>Legendary disagreement with rival that ended in homicide and destruction of property
>Will resort to physical violence if you disrespect him
>extremely particular about food
Pai Mei is basically just chink Colonel Sanders if you think about it

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are the old pai mei movies worth watching?

Yeah, what the fuck is up with that? Literally the exact same with me and my mom. Disgusting.

annihilate will