We need a "nerdy," down-to-earth actress that men find relatable

>We need a "nerdy," down-to-earth actress that men find relatable.
>Sir, she's on her way now.

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She checks all my boxes.
Good template if you ask me

Unfortunate face, but otherwise fine.

she was craig's best guest

love every appearance

A long time ago, we used to be friends...

Dead to me after doing that anti-circumcision propaganda bullshit, she probably thinks like that IRL disgusting kiked whore.

She wasn’t the “nerdy down to earth girl” at all in this film though. She was pretty much the devil. I do love this movie though cause it came out the same time my ex cheated on me, and she reminded me of Sarah Marshal so much. I had a sad ending though cause no Mika Kunis type ever entered my life.

>We need an actress who cucks her mush brained husband

I think I’d go see the Dracula broadway production.

Kristen Bell is so goddamn cute and smol

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Remember when she got her skull cracked open and then got shot in the face on Deadwood? Good times.

>anti-circumcision
>kiked
this is the weirdest opinion I think I've ever encountered

Imagine caring at all about actrresses politics and not just jerking off furiously to them

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trufax, why is she married to such a beta loser

>Unfortunate face, but otherwise fine.
Ya Basic!

It's a human insult. It's devastating. You're devastated right now.

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Tragic really for such a tiny cute

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Sorry I meant pro-circumcision/anti-uncut

Reminder 2 watch The Lifeguard. Should be Yea Forumscore but is cruelly ignored (because it isn't a good movie)

Doesn't Dax Shepard unironically let himself get cucked by her?

SMALL AND CUTE AHHHHHHH

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Too short

In the sense that he's been allowed to direct multiple movies with her in them, and all have been enormous bombs because he has no talent.

>5'1''

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this applies to everything. artists, musicians, actors, sportspeople, whatever. who gives a shit what their opinion on things are; you're not there for them, but for what they make

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Fine, more short qts for me

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No. He literally lets her sleep with other men

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She gives me really bad vibes after finding out she was openly dating other guys while married and raising a child.

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>No. He literally lets her sleep with other men
Source? Who did she fuck?

How so?

me

She married a D list actor who is basically the Hollywood version of the real life Joe Dirt. You were surprised that she wanted to fuck other dudes LMAO!

they're actually siblings

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she was craigs list best guess.

Jodelle

Also me

i prefer jennifer love hewitt personally
just giggling like a retard the whole time
if u prefer talking then yeah she's great i watched all of them a few years ago in one sitting right before the good place came out

ugly kike, fuck you.

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i cum

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I’m just learning this

I liked When in Rome.

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she loves that White Massive Dick

this needs to be shopped to say college girls get all the WMD

all smol girls do

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What I like is that even for a small girl she has small titties, they're proportionally small on her, but they're still well formed, good shape titties

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She is literally perfect

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I like her lazy eye

he doesn't talk like a fag

She's basic and not my type. Plus she is a HUGE libtard and her husband is ugly.

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>caring about a womans politics
ishygddt

Who cares she's a tight petite blue eyed blonde

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Not with that hairline. You're throwing around the word perfect TOO fucking loosely. As a recently divorced man with time on his hands, you need to re-adjust your motherfuckin' standards.

Dumb frogposter

I liked her in the early assassin's creed, I thought Desmond was gonna stick it in her character, just not like that

There is literally nothing wrong with her hairline, phoneposter you're just a virgin looking for any imperfecrtion

Obv. she's a perfect spinner.

haha you're a failure

You sound insanely sexist. Are you a Muslim?

>Muslim
>Sexist
Nice stereotype against Muslims. Are you a Jew?

>phoneposter

I'm literally on a one year old built computer but ok dipshit

That's some fun projection. But I bet you don't even know what that is brown boy.

I know so many 90s kids who learned how to process a breakup from this movie. They don't think it be like it do, but it is

WHY DOES EVERY FUCKING THREAD HAVE TO INCLUDE POL BULLSHIT??? JUST FUCKING POST BELL!!!!

The only "90s" kids were people born as last at 1988. Otherwise how could they even conceive the decade.

Never liked her beady eyes, them also being blue bothers me even more,.

This. ban any idiots who bring up race ever.

>the flattest chest known to man
no thanks

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MOMMY

Not even close lol
But flat is justice anyways

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>brown boy.
brown boy? you wanna talk about projections lmfao. fix your marriage guy

kek

FOOTA

>Be bronin 1991
>Can't concieve how 1999 was

I don't have to shit skin. Do you have any other "arguments"? Are are you done?

Are you bragging because you were able to perceive one year?