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>killed all interest in lezzie dykes!!!

SRO crowd. Cope until Star Trek: Lower Decks S03 starts this Summer, then cope some more.

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>implying these people weren’t there for the Shatner panel

>Not a face under forty

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Look at all these lively young people.

What does /trek/ think of The Ship?

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Maybe the real geezers were the LD friends we made along the way.

THE ONE WHO IS MOVING NOW. ANSWER!
youtube.com/watch?v=CqqsL0EqASM

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I don’t watch episodes with joggers

It's tense.

>implying these people weren’t there for the Shatner panel

> Still clinging to that cope, even though we all know Shatner was on the next day.

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tfw postin hapi neex =^_^=

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Ironically, shippers are the only people who watch this show that aren’t trannies.

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What an actor.

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>Not a face under forty
you'll be there too, one day, God willing. I mean that. Live long and prosper.

Avatar use

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you dont know what an avatar is retard

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Have any Star Trek characters jogged on screen before?

in STD they did

I’d rather off myself than turn 35.

Yes, and an insufficient amount in this case.

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they mythical time Tilly was not a whale

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>I’d rather off myself than turn 35.
No you won't. You'll grow out of it. We all did. Your turn is next. Some things are inevitable. As I said, earnestly: live long, and prosper.

lol i've been watching Star Trek over 35 years

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just goes to show you that you can't compensate for bad eating habits with exercise alone. unless you want to be a geared powerlifter

I said it before, if you’re gonna grow old, grow old with dignity.
Don’t turn into a walking embodiment of “how do you do fellow kids”. Kurtzman has said that Lower Decks’ target demographic is teenagers. If you’re over 25 and you watch this, you’re a certified manchild.

You are not the boss
I’m gonna kms rn
To prove you wrong

No, don’t do it Judy. Think, without you /trek/ would be fun. You can’t let that happen.

From necc to nugs.

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> Kurtzman has said that Lower Decks’ target demographic is teenagers
Common consensus here, even among NuTrek fans, is that Kurtzman is an idiot. Therefore his opinion should be discounted.
>If you’re over 25 and you watch this, you’re a certified manchild.
Maybe, but that's the manchild's problem, not yours.

To sum up:
> grow old with dignity.
Easier said than done. The only way to do it right is to outlive everyone else. Then you get to define what dignity is, retroactively.

I forgot how cute Tilly was. Its a shame she wasn't actually a Section 31 agent. She was such a doofus I figured it was all an act. Then I found out she's a doofus.

God picard is just horrendous. Never seen a more schizophrenic show.

>We're in the present looking at a warp anomaly
>oh shit now we're in nazi 40k future
>oh shit now we're in the past and FUCK TRUMP AND ICE
>Oh shit now we're doing oceans 11 infiltrating a party and look theres Brent Spiner (again)
>oh now we're spending an episode in picard's brain where a 100 year old man is getting over trauma about his parents???

Also lol at Picard's dad locking his wife in the attic like he's fucking Mr Rochester, this is supposed to be the 24th century.

faggots asked about episodic show
every episode has a new theme and mission
now it is le bad when they do what you asked

Now we're supposed to hate federal agents. Why would the feds even care, thats the domain of the USA military and even they wouldn't care about some SFX video, thats not evidence of teleportation.

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It seems they still can't cure things like bipolar disorder or psychopathy.

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>Also lol at Picard's dad locking his wife in the attic like he's fucking Mr Rochester, this is supposed to be the 24th century.
To be fair, it's easier to go full Fritzl using forcefield and communications dampening technology.

I don't think you're serious

The next episode is BREAK PICARD OUT OF PRISON WITHOUT TELEPORTING HIM OUT

>I don't think you're serious
why not
it is exactly leftin eye

>Now we're supposed to hate federal agents. Why would the feds even care, thats the domain of the USA military
The Intelligence Community comprises 17 organizations under the Office of the Director of National Intelligence. The military cannot perform operations on domestic soil unless there is an active insurrection. And Insurrection was the shittiest TNG movie. (More at intelligence.gov/)

Also the dude is called Agent Wells I mean fucking come on. Either that's a cute little callback and he's a Q that's going to explain what the fuck is going on or it's Ducane from Relativity.

Picard isn't episodic. It's just pointless and boring.

Stargate SG-1 does the military stuff the best.

youtu.be/L-gNtX4HegA

I don't mind it but even I think this story could have been cut down to 6 episdoes.
It's also no coincidence that the season took a nosedive as soon as Terry Matalas stopped working on it to get season 3 ready.

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This is because USAF partially sponsored the show.

>ywn have wild depraved sex with nana visitor
why live

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Who's the one on the far left???

It's Molly.

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just when i thought picard couldn't get any worse, today's episode is fucking unreal how bad it is lol

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>just when i thought picard couldn't get any worse, today's episode is fucking unreal how bad it is lol
I like your optimism, son.

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>how bad it is lol
no idea, I don't watch nu-trek

love le nu trek

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