You have to, like, vibe with your target group...you want them to fuck with your product

going to get a haircut tomorrow, what should I get? norwood 3 feels bad man

When a simp walks into a room, he brings his whole vibe with him. He has a million reasons for being cringe. Just ask him. If you listen, he’ll tell you how he got sus. How he forgot where he was balling - then, he woke up. If you listen, he’ll tell you about the time he thought he had drip and dreamt of being a chad. And then he’ll smile, no cap, content that he realized the squad isn’t gang. We’re based because we want so much more. We’re cringe because we get these things and wish for what we had.

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i see it all the time

I didn't think it existed either, until this past weekend when I saw a couple of teenage white kids with these dumb jheri curl looking shits on their heads.

>Kellogg's just DM'd us, they wanna do a collab. They thirsty AF ha-ha! *cracks knuckles and thugsnaps*

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This, Hitler-Jugend cut is more popular with zoomers

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I was born in a webcam whore house.

That's a buzz-cut with a slight fade on the sides. That is a near 'army-tier' buzz cut. Standard issue haircut, bro. Broccoli head is going to be the mullet of the Zoomer "aesthetic".

>I mean
Kill yourself.

>My mother was a sex worker, my father left at an early age. She'd tell me that her Onlyfans work was empowering and that I should ignore the kids at school as they showed me pictures of her in every conceivable angle. My only reprieve from the torture of my life was Twitch, I streamed and I was pretty damn good at at, my ads are where I learned the business.
>Roger believe me when I tell you, that shit was not bussin'.

>Juul
>it’s toasted

Quoting an user
>everybody else tobacco is sussy
>Lucky strike is bussin

>That's what the DOGE is for!

I mean you first

that's so factual bruh

This board is constantly confusing Zoomers with Gen Alphas. Zoomers are over 18 now and the older of them is like 25 years old.

Who cares? We've been calling Millennials boomers for years now.

Lmao

Aoomers unite.

that haircut is o disgusting it makes it look like you stink idk

96 kiddy here. could never get a clear answer what gen that counts as.

>t. zoomer with gay curls

Sussy baka be like

>t. yboi with balding genetics

Is your tuft over your eyes?

95-97’s generation just depends on who you ask

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1996-2010 are zoomzooms

Kek

bet that

That must mean they don't have it

>Juul
>it squirts in your mouth
fr

you're a grimy little simp Pete fr fr

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took an L on the chip n dip

underrated

facts

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>first actually funny Yea Forums thread in weeks
>it was inspired by a twitter post

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Anything after 1993 seems like a zoomer to me.
>t. 1989 chad

>the episode where Sterling Cooper launches its own crypto

Twitter post was inspired by Yea Forums post which spread to reddit which ended up on twitter. As usual Yea Forums makes the meme, shit gets taken by the fags. I'm not letting them have this one.

>when pete confronts don about being sus

Only after it showed up here as a meme I started to notice that every second zoomer actually runs around with that shit
Never paid enough attention to normalfags before that

>Menu hacks

>what do bitches want?
>who cares famm?

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It's not real. It's entirely a Yea Forums op spread by one guy. No one has ever said "bussin'" in real life before this shit started.

It took a little while to catch on but I see it a lot in Dallas now

>t. non new jersey aka subhuman
brutal, what shithole do you live in?

wrong
t. zoomer

This is what zoomers looks like

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I saw like 8 of them, all white guys, with the same fucking haircut like last week

Zoomers found the cure to receding hairline

Zoomers don't exist. You are not a zoomer. Stop gaslighting me.

little chuds got gaped by the slavic BVLL

THE KANG ORDERED IT

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>Decentralized digital currencies—I thought of that!
>Turned out it already existed, but I arrived at it independently.

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Unironically at least a third of us have this haircut

>so thicc we can’t even show you the top floor bruh

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>Life is just a bowl of cereal ON GOD

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What kind of alcohol do zoomers drink?

As a zoomer I can tell you it isn't beer. I don't know whats happened but I know like 1 guy my age who likes beer.

Zoomers often have the shaved sides, long on top haircut but the curls are a complete meme. I don't ever see it and I am a zoomer. Not American though, maybe that makes a difference.

>Zoomers don't exist. You are not a zoomer. Stop gaslighting me.

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Go outside

fr fr this g be spittin facts rn no cap

I think they drink alcoholic seltzer/sparkling water