You're out for your customary nighttime swim in the lake when this gentleman blocks your path

I help him on his journey of self improvement.
youtube.com/watch?v=TQBG7wAVWAA

run away until he teleports somehow I guess

move at a pace just faster than walking seeing as it isnt bagman jason and he cant run

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They're mostly wish fulfillment for lowest common denominator white trash that has so much built up rage they want to just kill random people.

He can however teleport

>>wish fulfillment for lowest common denominator
I thought that was capeshit

No wanting to be a hero is normie-tier.

In the end Jason is just a momma's boy, word of warning to incels still living at home.

He uses thrown weapons though

based 15 year old armchair psychologist

Why dont these slasher killers ever rape their victims?

moron-tier

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Yeah they don't even use magic like Harry Potter nnnnngngggggggg

I'm 16 you fucking faggot.

>Wait for him to get above water backing up to maintain at least 21ft between him and myself while not looking away from him.
>Mag dump 135 gr 9mm HP into his knees
>reload mag dump into his eyes
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

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I do a flip into the water like a badass

Take a shit and he'll swim away to avoid it!!!FACT!!!

He rarelly catches up to people who runs away from him. He onl gets the when they stop moving.

Give him a polite wink and continue swimming non-chalantly

I watched a movie which showed a scene where he ran. It made me jump a bit ngl

>Excuse me, but free swim doesn't start until 4pm. Can you stay in your lane, please?

They're cheap, easy entertainment. A lot of comfy/coziness, a subtle sense of fear and pain, and a neutralization of reality.

I swim around him.
If he kills me he wastes his own time, not mine since my life is worth diddly squat.

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i run and roll, trying to dodge his machete throw
if he throws his machete, i try to grab it and run away with it
if he doesn't have the weapon, he has less options for ranged attack. But if we are on the farm, he can grab a shovel and throw it, then so i try to stay away from places where there are instruments and things he can use as improvised throwing weapons
it would be ideal to increase distance and then i go and commit a crime in a city. When cops arrest me and put in jail - i am safe from Jason, since to get to me, he has to literally walk through hundreds of cops and then he has to get me in the cell - this is too complicated for him.

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Cheap thrills.

Only Part 8 thing.

We can be famous like him? Thanks for the warning.

Part 3 it is hinted at.

Not random people, just elitist retards like you.

The more "realistic" ones like Eyes of a Stranger or Visiting Hours sometimes do.

I hear gunfags screech the loudest when close to death from all the dead cops clips

lol based

prolly the remake or part 3

What was that noguns? I can't quite understand you with that cock in your mouth.
>close to death from all the dead cops clips
What did he mean by this?

He ran in the earlier ones. The later ones had him walking

Who would win?
Jason or Walter from the big Lebowski

Cops killed in the line of duty. They scream almost all the time

Jason and Walter would see the other as kindred spirits.

shout 'what is this, faggot practice?" and then get gutted

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Would be a bizarrely kino crossover and friendship.

I shout "OMG DID YOU JUST PEE" and then girls pop out of the bushes to plint and laugh at him

People frequently scream and shout when killed violently, you don't say? I bet you too would scream like a bitch if stabbed or shot. What is your point exactly?

jog away at a reasonable pace and don't trip because I'm not a panicky woman then go home and tell my gf about it before having sex with her without a condom
pic related: her body type

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Moonwalk to safety

boobs

i wish they did this but with cute guys with hot bodies i mean if they do it with boobs lets see some cute butts

they're fun

do a 360 and walk away

I dance the night away

Man, I thought that spooky repetitive sound I kept hearing was just insects. I didn't realize it was the movie score.