That's it, I'm offically reopening the XFiles

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>Agent Mulder. What the hell were you thinking, barging in the Oval Office?
>But sir, even Agent Scully agreed that the claims of cock magic phenomena were worth investigating-
>That's it, I'm closing the X-Files again

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good maybe you can stop making this thread again and again since you don't get more than 20 replies

Too bad I'm not the OP, famalamam.

Is Agent Scully's pusy orange-haired too?

I want to believe it is

But what about the N Files?
New reports are showing queer moans of paranormal activity near the old Buck Breaking farmhouse museum.

x-files sucks so bad it's not even funny

>Scully is always unconscious, looking the other way, or soemthing else that causes her to miss seeing that UFO/alien/mythical monster

>everything throughout histoery can be blamed on the US government

Doesn't take long for the show tog et old.

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I love the show but gotta admit I was salty in the first movie when a city sized UFO flee over an unconcious Scully lmao

Yeah, I didn't like the comedy episodes either.

you dont watch the show for the plot retard
everybody knows the plot is pants-on-head retarded
you watch the show for the comfy 90s atmosphere and how cute scully is

Just as we planned, we filtered them

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its on disney+? I thought it was all marvel and star wars shit

I've been watching the first few seasons lately and Scully sees shit all the time. Sometimes they give her a little speech about how there must be some scientific explanation for [thing], but usually they don't bother and just reset her character at the start of every episode. A bunch of aliens run right past her in one episode and it's never mentioned again.

They are probably in Yurop, they dont have Hulu so everything on Hulu in the US is on D+ there

Grim.

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FEDERAL AGENTS!

We're armed!

Lower your weapon.

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What the fuck are these things in the opener? I can recognize everything else in it but I've never been able to figure out what pic related is supposed to be.

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>no trigger discipline and whatever Duchovny thinks he's doing holding a gun like that
You could tell they both never held a firearm before.

Chickpeas or similar sprouting sneeds.

They didnt Alec Baldwin anyone who gives a fuck, stop being autistic

Germinating flower seeds, I think.

How is that paranormal? Is it some schizo meme I never heard about?

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Just an observation.

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They just filmed random shit and applied filters until it looked spooky user

>Again, Chris wanted this image in there. It's stock footage we found of germinating seeds.

>He never told us exactly why he wanted it. But it certainly looks intriguing, especially because it's a mirrored image.

empireonline.com/movies/features/making-x-files-titles/

Probably has to do with the GMO subplot. Actually, I think there's a couple of episodes involving genetically engineered crops.

Obviously Chris was being big brained and foreshadowing the stupid fucking Bees with alien DNA

>I TURNED MYSELF INTO CITY BLOCK! I'M CITY BLOCK BUUUUUURT!

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God I hate that episode.

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All of S9 was unwatchable

it isn't. S09e06 reveals she has dyed hair.

>Any questions?
Why doesn't Walter Skinner love me

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What happens when he closes the X-Files again?

I have a question...if you really want an X-Files general why do you not start a thread as such? You can have "editions" with fun new themes and in-jokes that also help inform a sense of continuation from thread to thread. Using the same text and image just feels like a lame attempt at branded, shit posting. I know for certain that 80% of these threads get started by the same person on a desperate attempt for dopamine from seeing a thread they started with many replies. That should not be the only goal when starting this thread.

user if you're prepared to shoot you have your finger on the trigger. speaking of which, i'm more triggered about scully's tea cup grip.

huh?

He waits a short while, then reopens them

I can take that as an in-canon explanation for her hair colors.

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I feel the same but we don't get that many X-Files threads, I see one and I post in it. Simple as.

>muh trigger discipline
This single meme caused every normie to believe they're a firearms expert

If someone could watch only ONE episode of X-Files which one would you suggest?

These dubs aren't natural, Scully.

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Probably "Detour". It's one of the best standalone episodes that isn't a spoof in some way.

For me, it's Season 8 Episode 5

>two x-files threads on Yea Forums

it was a good day

*wipes hand with ass*
*inhales deeply*
That's it, I'm offically reopening the XFiles.
Any questions?

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I'm a bit of a hipster who enjoys deeply autistic things. I have never seen x files but I found some x files audio books read by Gillian on cassette.
I love the idea of having a cassette player listening to spooky x files stories wearing a big jacket in the rain.
I'm 23

Duane Barry