Multimillion dollar doll collection

>and then he just finds a hat on the ground
great writing

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unironically the best scene in the entire show

kek

I SAID TURN, PIMP

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It's surprising he didn't arm up quicker.
>cabin destroyed
>gets outed as gay
>loses daughter
George and his friends really fucked up his life

>and then user just posts on an image board and never has sex or any friends
great writing god.

t. incel

always a pleasure watching her die

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Sounds like something from the twisted mind of Jordan Peele.

>If I was on that production with my staff, it wouldn’t have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that NBC studio.

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kek

She was a pretty good find. George was beyond lucky.

It's a sitcom

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on average a dyke has sex with more men than a straight woman does

Yeah, and it has a lot of great writing. They put some effort into why he has the cane and jacket, but the pimp hat just being on the ground was lazy.

it was george's gigacock
remember the hamptons?
>it's everything it should be, AND MORE!
george was packing

>Oh no, I'm engaged to a rich and beautiful woman, what a nightmare!

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imagine
the intensity of nuts busted

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>won't name her son 7
>bitches that Jerry and Elaine like to hang out and talk
>pretty much starts emulating how Elaine talks after spending an afternoon with her
>parents are fucking cunts

Yea but that was a running joke in the show from George, that he had turned women gay before.

>dad is a based chad who rebuilt an entire cabin by himself
>loyal to his wife even though he's a fag
>loves kino action movies
>mom is a based alco you can befriend with a decent bottle of wine
based parents in law desu

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>g-george sama!

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I will counter
>didn't put out marble rye bread when meeting daughters fiances parents for the first time
>forced George into wasting his free time at the Susan Ross charity
>kept nagging him as the years went on
>told George they blame him for Susan's death even though the only one responsible is the company that made the envelopes for the wedding invitations
>couldn't stand a few horse farts on a handsome cab ride
>tried to spoil action movie kino when Frank specifically said he hadn't seen it yet
>has huge library but doesn't read the books

i shall riposte
>didn't put out marble rye bread when meeting daughters fiances parents for the first time
i'll admit this was odd, but perhaps they thought it was a gift, or wasn't appropriate for the meal
>>forced George into wasting his free time at the Susan Ross charity
>forced
george did it out of cope and guilt
>>told George they blame him for Susan's death even though the only one responsible is the company that made the envelopes for the wedding invitations
this is true, george was just being cheap he didn't intend any harm
>couldn't stand a few horse farts on a handsome cab ride
beefarino braps, imagine the smell
>tried to spoil action movie kino when Frank specifically said he hadn't seen it yet
it had nothing to do with the plot
>has huge library but doesn't read the books
he explicitly reads john cheever

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She simply forgot to put out the bread.
youtu.be/GiznhKTF4hA?t=45

>or wasn't appropriate for the meal
Bread goes with any meal and they were eating game hen.
>it had nothing to do with the plot
But Frank likes to go in fresh
>he explicitly reads john cheever
He does something else with John Cheever.

meanwhile my wife:
>wastes all her money on stupid shit like lulumemon
>doesn't own any property
>dad is rich but hates his own kids
>mom is on multiple SSRIs and impossible to deal with
if she didn't have natural J cups with pink nipples not sure I'd make it work tbqh

It blew off a woman's head as she was coming out of a shop.

>game hen.
redpilled on chickens and how they have sex
>He does something else with John Cheever.
never proven, they may have just jacked off to chanelle chanelle
>won't name her son 7
how about mickey?
>bitches that Jerry and Elaine like to hang out and talk
redpilled on kikes
>pretty much starts emulating how Elaine talks after spending an afternoon with her
learns quickly
i'll add another
>enjoys bosco

imagine the comfyness

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This is the state of modern entertainment. More than 20 years after Seinfeld ended, there's still at LEAST a thread a day on it.

What more modern shit gets this treatment?

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are you implying that things posted on 4channel must be good?

its like something out of a fever dream

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George ruined her.

>redpilled on chickens and how they have sex
Who has sex with the hen though?

the rooster has sex with all of them

That’s perverse!

I could deffo beat you up in real life mate

Honestly I've been there, you fall for someone and then one day you just wake up and it's gone

I'M NOT A PIMP

autistic people fixate on the things they're exposed to regularly.

unironically the best scene in the entire show

you're under no obligation to shake my hand

Breaking bad
Sopranos
Previously on the Shield
True detective
Letmeagyousomethinrick

I don't think a man as chronically insecure as george has large penis

sounds comfy

>have a huge dick
>women STILL go gay from fucking you
could make anyone neurotic desu