HALO EPISODE 4

Is that kid a tranny? What is Chief doing there?

the chosen one garbage has been pushed since 343 took over
they pretty much changed halo from MilSci to quasi capeshit drama

Not Kelly is pretty hot not gonna lie
I wish the show focused more on the war with the covenant and not this dumb mystery box BS that most of the game fans have already figured out

what? hes looking down at him drawing obviously.

not watching this garbage unless you pay me

I told you they are trying to coat tail ride Arcane

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Mark my words, the blonde spartan will fuck someone to satisfy her new acquired needs.
Mark my words, it will be a negro.

>Also someone clearly has an ass fetish on this show
3rd episode in a row with ass shot nudity

Who was it this time?

The jewess.

For me it’s viral marketing

>Kwan still annoying
>took an entire episode to tell a plot line that could be wrapped up in under 10
>Cheif wears his helmet for a grand total of 16ish seconds

Stupid me, i thought you were asking for the first ass shot.
Not Kelly this time.

>Also someone clearly has an ass fetish on this show
thats one of the only things accurate to the games

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nobody cares

Madrigal can't get glassed soon enough. Please just something to move the plot along besides le slow burn traumatic memories

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same time next week, op?

i'll let you know after one of the youtube guys i follow gives me the synopsis. i've just been laughing at this shit show. lol

Not Kelly and Fookin legend

They need to ditch the Gook and give less time to Miranda and the annoying Poo.
But they won't, just look at how they double down on them knowing well that NO ONE likes the character.
Black Spartan: "They wiped my memory, being a Spartan is awful"
Kwan Haha: "Honestly, sounds awesome"
See where they are going with this shit?
This ugly chink will be a Spartan in next seasons.

Get it through your heads, they rather die by a rabid pitbull than ditching their useless and unlikable diverse characters.

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I only watched the parts where he had his helmet on. It was okay.

Then you didn't watch anything, kek.

All 10 seconds? How did you do it?

It's like this show partly exists to spite Halo fans kek.Reminds me of the Gillette fiasco.

fr from the thumbnail i thought this was master chief holding a gun to an arab boys head in front of a toilet

How anyone can unironically watch this and not feel pure shame and hatred for themselves is beyond me, the people that actually like this shit are just fucked in the head psychopaths quite frankly

>not kelly

Kai is not-Linda thougg

Ehhh I mean even during the bungie days lore was always primed for humanity or a humanity precursor to be special hence why they can activate Halo's and are reclaimers

343 just took that and went even further with it

Not a sin but if they said Chief was the only spartan who was special because of gene seeding then that also makes Halsey literally science jesus but given none of the respect compared to John

lol, I see it. The lighting even kind of makes it look like a bathroom.

jesus fucking christ what the hell is this stupid fucking garbage I'm looking at

Nah it was really short.
I literally have no idea what black guy and asian chick are doing. I right arrow that shit the whole way.

kwan as a spartan IV would be insane but I could buy her as a spartan III who is sent on a suicide mission and given faulty implants but survives because of muuhh anger

>for starters they need to get someone who actually knows the lore of Halo to get into the writers room
lol never gonna happen. The showrunners have been adamant about this being totally different from the games.

Halo has had no live action content for sooooo long the fans will accept anything at this point

Its not hard to do looking at how this show has gone the surface level of halo lore route and basically made its own timeline to eliminate the fan criticism

I guess you are right there but since Not Kelly is just in the background so much its easier to call Kai that

What do you want her to do? To fuck Master Chief?! A white guy?! O.M.G. That's like super racist.

The fact that Spartan III aren't even being mentioned right now gives me bad vibes.
Honestly the worldbuilding sucks, only 4 Spartans, by this time Noble team should be referenced left and right iirc.
But i guess Spartan III will be just the chink and another diverse Orphan from that shitty planet.

True, i apology for my insensibility. She should fuck the black man or some other diverse man.

gross

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my dad told me this show is amazing (he knows nothing about halo)

i won't watch it though

They did mention Chief Mendez at least.

you should watch it with your dad and bound with him and see if he wants to play halo with you.

Chief and Makee will bang by the end of season 2

dude, wake up. this has nothing to do with Halo. They're just using the name to sell a shity tv show. Stop falling for marketing hype bullshit.

>The fact that Spartan III aren't even being mentioned right now gives me bad vibes.
>by this time Noble team should be referenced left and right iirc.
from what I can gleam despite being set in 2552 they clearly still have more than just human planets left, so why set it in the year of the war ending? Why even specify the year when it doesn't matter?

Its fine if they don't want to use the game storyline but at bare minimum they need to at least have the lore down

UNSC is a united earth government not a fascist regime controlling its empire

Spartans are not brainwashed human robots

the covenant are suicidal aliens following a religion based on worship of alien precursors

Humans are losing the war

That's the bare minimum so far this show has gone against just about all of this and done its own thing causing a good deal of fan confusion and anger

*more than just 2.
fuck at this point I wouldn't be shocked if Harvest still exists.

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you should play the games with your dad then he'll be able to appreciate the show and lore being neglected by the show

I wish my Dad was interested in this. He hates scifi and/or anything vidya related.

>The showrunners have been adamant about this being totally different from the games.
idk why people keep saying this, it's not only incorrect it's actually better than the truth. That quote you've all been incorrectly referencing was the showrunner talking about himself and the writers room speaking with 343. "We didn't talk about the games" was in reference to himself and 343 not talking about the games.

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ewww incest is a no go for me
keep it to all the alien species

i think he told me about it as a nod to halo stuff growing up, i remember going to the halo 3 midnight release with him, i stopped playing halo after reach
>Spartans are not brainwashed human robots
i don't know what type is in the show but spartan ii's are kidnapped children that are brainwashed aren't they

user, they hate what you love. This is just an exercise in humiliation for halo fans.

>spartan ii's are kidnapped children that are brainwashed aren't they
not him, indoctrinated more so than brainwashed. They still remember their childhood, and don't have emotional chips or whatever, but given they were raised by ONI since childhood they were definitely influenced.

If you want to game with him or ask if he wants to play them halo is on PC now.

nice cowboy hat chair

Is this series just doing Soldier but worse and with the same amount of plot stretched out over 20 times the time?

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>showrunners pride themselves on not being familiar AT ALL with the source material
No human being is watching this, it's all some kind of fucking trick

Ikea exclusive

Soldier is such an underrated movie. I watched it for the first time a few years ago and I really enjoyed it.

I don't think he would want to play

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>Arcane
Kys tranny

> ass fetish

>No human being is watching this
Mexicans are.
I told you in the last thread but got called delusional. They are eating this shit every week, no representation or diverse Latino characters needed.
They just want to see John Halo and Cortana walking around for at least 5 minutes per episode, they don't ask for more.

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