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New thread. What are you replicating tonight?

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>cookbook is organized by ship, crew, and what each crewmember would like or hanging out with them would be like
I'll do requests.

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No dinner for me tonight. I've already got a nice hard jumja stick.

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Am I the only one who thinks hasperat looks pretty tasty. The fact that its spicy also interests me.

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Hasperat
"Speaking of Ro and her Bajoran culinary predilections, she really goes for hasperat, a
Bajoran delicacy that was her most favorite food in the universe, in a big way. Ro could
polish off a hasperat so quickly it’s hard to believe she could stay so thin. But then this
Bajoran favorite fast food can be made with low-calorie cream cheese instead of the
heavy cheese you get at the deli. You can use flour tortillas layered with cream cheese
(Philadelphia cream cheese or Philly lite) into which are pressed fresh green and red
pepper slices sans the seeds. For more of a bite, instead of peppers or even along with
peppers, press in chopped watercress and cilantro. This makes for a very robust
hasperat. For a softer and even tastier version of hasperat, forget the watercress or
cilantro and simply roast red and green pepper slices very lightly in olive oil or canola oil,
drain and let cool, and then press them into the cheese filling. Roll the tortillas up and slice
them into sandwich-sized burritos for a great lunch, late snack, or, best of all, a brown-bag
or lunchbox lunch. If you use a nice watercress, minced very fine or chopped, you can
have hasperat for low tea. I must try this for Captain Janeway."

>Picard
>Literally eats bugs
>Sisko
>Comfy creole and cajun cooking
Says everything you need to know about who is more based.

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The cookbook is really really bad.

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It's good actually.

I've read it. It's all really bland flyover-tier shit that doesn't even try to be interesting and the "trek" stuff that's written in there is shit. Hell that hasperat recipe is a great example. Cream cheese and watercress?

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The Doctor is the best Star Trek character

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what's watercress

>it's a "retarded faggot posts out of his ass" episode
Can you fucking stay on reddit

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It's like a small leafy green sprout. Think like very small sized spinach or arugula. Basically what hasperat looks like.

He's up there, but Quark is best

The Doctor doesn't have a Profit and Lace but neither does he have a solid buddy to play off of. Even if Odo is shit the Quark+Odo eps are significantly better for having someone to stick with. VOY especially manages the buddy vibe best so Doc got fucked.

embarrassingly fragile for an epic 4channer

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yes
no

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Your posts are fucking bullshit.

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>get called out on your bullshit
>"you're fragile user"

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Are they gay or trans? Help me understand

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Is neex about to get hapi?

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This obsession with trans people is fucking weird

Why are you obsessed with fags and trannies?

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Typically, images are Trek themed.

>Kirk
>three versions of haggis
>Picard
>alien insects and cobbler
Wow really great work guys.

Barclay how can you look any of your crew members in the eye knowing full well that you know that they know that you’ve simulated all of them in the holodeck and carried out unspeakably grotesque sexual acts against all of them on numerous occasions. Troi by regulation has to council you but she’s afraid Barclay. She’s afraid.

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Pesto!

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You know the routine by now. Drop trow and let’s get this over with

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Gaius Baltar?

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Is that supposed to be the First Contact uniform? Why would they intentionally fuck that up?

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How about you replicate a quality thread, user? XDDD

>Why would they intentionally fuck that up?
have you seen any nu-trek?
if you had you wouldn't ask that. Consistency and canon does not matter to these clowns.

>XDDD

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Sometimes...dead is better.

We've replicated this thread hundreds of times with exceeding efficiency.

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Whether they admit it or not, it's an alternate timeline, same reason why they only use shitty alternate uniforms instead of TOS/The Cage uniforms.

you sound depressed. find some help.

It's a pet cemetery reference, you uneducated ghoul.

It's not an FC uniform retard.

>pet cemetery
wrong thread

Do you mean Pet Sematary, perchance?

OH N-

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The TNGeezers are obsessed with trannies for reasons beyond Star Trek. Most have had sexual contact with trannies through paid prostitution sites and now feel extreme shame about it, resulting in an obsession about the topic and disconnected speech where they bring trannies up for no reason.

>Chooses to be white, male and heterosexual
wait, no...

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Most creole/cajun cooking is also bug-heavy. What do you think a crawdad is? It ain't a mammal, friendo.

>bug-heavy.

Just how I like my servants. Kneel yboi

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That was oddly specific. Feel free to share your experience but try to tie it back to Star Trek

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just don't interact with that retard please. soon it'll just be a few 'kys' replies and if that does nothing he'll be gone.

Season 3 when?

She wouldn’t be in a new season anyway so I don’t care

Borg Tricorder Pie? But the Borg don't have tricorders, they have them in their arms.

>Pilot's quick pizza
>Picardo's penne
>chocolate cake with raspberries

dump seth, re-aquire sage

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So they're finally moving the story forward.
A twist to the tale with his parents.
Some El-Aurian lore dropped
And a surprise visit from the feds.

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