Kristen Stewart to Star in A24's Bodybuilding Romantic Thriller LOVE LIES BLEEDING

>Kristen Stewart has boarded LOVE LIES BLEEDING, a romantic thriller set in the world of bodybuilding that will be directed by Rose Glass, the filmmaker behind the acclaimed British film SAINT MAUD, and produced by A24.

>The story is centered on the extreme qualities it takes to succeed in the competitive world of bodybuilding. Stewart is playing the co-lead of the story, the protective lover of a female bodybuilder.

hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/kristen-stewart-love-lies-bleeding-a24-1235129753/

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>lesboshit

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IM THINKING THIS IS THE KINO THAT PROPELS HER INTO STARDOM

im sure you find some penis stuff that'll be more your speed

Billy Mays here with another fantastic A24 production

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>movie about the competitive nature of bodybuilding
>focusing on female bodybuilder

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Literally nobody will watch this

Is she roiding for this?

THANK YOU GOD!!!

>im sure you find some penis stuff that'll be more your speed
and it will definitely be from GAY24 too

Does Yea Forums love or hate A24 films? I'm guessing they hate it for the contrarian points.

A24 bros...

Literally where is all this production money coming from? A24 has more films in the making than even fucking Disney. But no one watches anything A24 makes. What's going on here?

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>But no one watches anything A24 makes.

uwot

nice bait

or you're retarded

they probably know how to budget

they co-produce a lot of shit. I would presume that's easier on the wallet.

Are you really going to pretend that A24 is a box office smash hit maker? They make niche horror schlock

>protective lover of a female bodybuilder

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what musclefu should k stew scissor?

She unironically looks good there
Too bad she got tats

Just because something is not a huge mainstream national thing doesn't mean they don't make money.
They've got a pretty big cult following.

We love A24 here.

>female bodybuilder
weird choice

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They launder money user.

Maybe the lesbian’s. I’m not sure if they realise that straight men don’t really like that more masculine type of lesbian.

>contrarian
shut up retard

I love Kristen, but this sounds like dog shit desu.

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Will we get new muscle waifus?

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kristen having rough lesbian sex with a female bodybuilder? I think they will.

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Jew magic

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Realistically speaking, what's the best way to put myself in a situation that ends with me spewing ropes down Kstew's throat?

she's not interested in men

lmao whats going on here

Turns out super buff dudes are pretty chill and reasonable people

I'm pretty sure they're all in on the joke before filming started

>more sweaty Kristen pits
Our God is an awesome God.

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Probably cheap to produce.

A film about a female bodybuilder? Who the fuck ordered this?

The proceeds at the box office
Have tilted to one side
Everything about Kirsten Stewart's career
Was born to grow and die
Oh it doesn't seem a year ago
To this very day
You said I'm sorry honey
If I don't get attention
I'm gonna have to come out as gay
And love lies bleeding in my hand

Oh it kills me to think KStew muscling up like a man
I was jerking off to Twilight, I was just a fan
But the closet couldn't hold you
So you split Rob Pat
Love lies bleeding in my hands

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A24 is huge you moron, normies watched the green knight

Why is A24 so hit or miss with the projects there are in

they don't funnel millions and billions to the jews of gamecube graphics that are so popular among green screen capeshit productions

Cashing in on that Euphoria money

Someone with a fetish?

Same people that thought an arm wrestling movie was going to be a blockbuster

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Yes she is. Just a matter of time before she turns.

I want it

>all those replies talking shit at you
I feel you user
>midsommar, green knight
absolute shite
>zola
only watched it cuz it was watchathon free hbo for the week
It sucked
>sexiest bitch didn't even do a nude/sex scene

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If it has KStew, I will watch.

Fit bros are unironically the most chill chads out there

>A24
So it's going to suck.

Trying too hard to fit in

Name a good A24 film

Jesus did they really produce Euphoria? What absolute cancer

Learned how to render yesterday. Unironic question: how do I start making money off coomers with unfinished RenPy games?

Pic related, Varbie Black Cat I made today as an experiment.

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Poopoo Out the Peehole

booba

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>A24 has more films in the making than even fucking Disney
up until recently they mostly just exclusively distributed films using their brand name
the ROI on that can be really good if you secure a lot of critically acclaimed smash hits and develop a cult following, which, you know, they did

>secure a lot of critically acclaimed smash hits
>which, you know, they did
Ah yes who could forget uhh...

Please show her ass!
Please show her ass!
Please show her ass!

The lack of ass shots in her leaks was sad (same with olivia wilde)

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