Pixar should really make one of those kids movies about an Opossum.
>Cross eyed Opie the Opossum >His life is about digging around in trash >Other animals are like "STOP DIGGING AROUND IN THE TRASH AND EATING TICKS ALL THE TIME" >But he just keeps snacking away at them >Jokes about him pretending to be dead but still trying to eat trash >one day he meets like a sexy cat and falls in love with her >But she doesn't want him because he's trash >So he tries to change but then has to save the day by eating trash >And he's all like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! >At the end he saves the day and she accepts him for who he is and they get married on a trash heap while he snacks on ticks.
>Animated kids creature flick where character who is different is shunned by community only for his unique eccentricity to end up saving the day Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer called, its suing for copyright infringement.
Tyler Lewis
Yeah but, you're missing the point! its about an opossum
Jacob Wilson
Make a kids movie about Josef Fritzl making a gigantic dungeon for legions of attractive female toddlers called Turbo Fuck.
Luke Nguyen
its called over the hedge retard
Thomas Cooper
wasnt that like a skunk or something? you wonderful caring user whom i love very much.
Jonathan Long
And he has to be friends with a very neurotic but genius fly and a very fat and dumb but well meaning rat. And at the end of the movie the fly isn't anxious anymore and is well liked and the rat has a couple of kids and a wife.
Joshua James
I was going to make fun of this, but then I realized it's actually better than anything Disney has put out in 10 years.
Jordan Lee
nah it was a clan of different types of animals like skunks squirrels racoons and opossums
Carson Morgan
could even have a touching scene about Opie being friends with a blind girl who thinks that Opie's a cat.
Fair enough, there should be an opossum movie. Maybe you could try to subvert expectations a little bit by the opossum not saving the day or getting the girl but instead coming to accept himself for himself regardless of how the other animals feel about him. Then, perhaps the newfound confidence which stems from his self-acceptance leads the other animals to recognize that it's better to be who you are instead of who you think others want you to be. Then they gradually start to reveal their own eccentricities and the opossum can still get some pussy as a result.
Or instead of getting some pussy he ends up with another weird animal (like a skunk) who was always more accepting of him from the onset. Shit kind of writes itself
Chase Brooks
Yesss~! good ideas, gotta be careful not to rehash the same stuff all the time. and then we go straight to the sequel, Opie II, where he ends up in the big city!!
This needs to become a thing, lets get #opietheopossum trending on the tiktokbook or something!
Lucas Evans
Possums are the most hideously ugly fuckers in nature. Came outside my house one night to see my cat chilling with a possum on the porch. The two motherfuckers just stared at me like I had interrupted the good times before the ugly possum fucker finally fucked off back under the house where he lived. Felt betrayed that my cat would dare to associate with such an ugly fucking animal.
Luis Cooper
you deserve to be raped by raccoons
Thomas Cooper
>Possums are the most hideously ugly fuckers in nature naked mole rats
Sebastian Jackson
Naked mole rats are cute just because they're pink and smooth. Possums got that ugly skull face with nasty rough fur and gross little clawed hands. Disgusting animals. If it wasn't for the fact that they eat ticks I'd say kill em all.
Brayden Harris
Bro, possums are the very definition of ugly-cute
Nathaniel Edwards
Don't forget a ton of pop culture references to fleeting fads and a k-pop soundtrack
Jayden Edwards
movie would need a villain. A racoon maybe? Or Neighborhood shitbull
Jonathan Garcia
Imagine the product placement in a movie filled with literal trash
Luis Cox
or, get this: a nazi.
Mason Martin
A naked mole rat with a Russian accent who wants to take over Opie's trash heap so he accuses him of being a Nazi.
William Ross
>villain
Austin Thomas
>tell us the story of how you saved the farm uncle Opie!
Directed by Zack Snyder Final scene reveals it's in the same universe as Owls of Ga'Hoole Sequel will be a crossover
Alexander Stewart
This reminds me of the time my my rotty got the fuck out of a possum a few weeks ago. I heard him in the house going ape shit and hearing some shreak. I swore it was a cat, by the time I could command him off it was too late. The thing was playing dead but I saw it breathing and knew it would just lay there and died so I scooped it up with a shovel and flung it over my fence so it could die slow off my property.
It great. They're so disgusting looking that you feel that you'll catch the plague just being around them, but in actuality, they're very clean animals.
Possums have started showing up in my backyard in recent years. These damn things were never around when I was younger and are turning into a fucking invasive species.
Dylan Hall
>turning into a fucking invasive species you're the invasive species
Asher Garcia
>jungle "gentleman" she picked up in Africa it's like a completely different language to now, that whole sentence reeks of 2016+ culture war, but back then it was about a goofy cross-eyed lion who was cute and cuddly
Hunter Thomas
they're good though. they eat all the bad stuff
Alexander Murphy
They are also the only marsupial native to North America
Cameron Stewart
>its an Opie saves Christmas special where he meets Santa at the end.
I think you should play the tick angle more, in that instead of having to eat lots of trash to save the day he should eat lots of ticks to save the day, as to raise awareness that opossums help in reducing tick population thus reducing spread of nasty tick diseases.
Jackson Anderson
I picture him sitting in a comfy chair eating ticks from a chips bag.
Carson Martin
this movie sounds comfy as fuck
Nolan Campbell
That's because it's wholesome, which is somehow a dirty word in children's entertainment nowadays
Cyrano de Bergerac story where Opie falls in love with a cute female ferret so he pretends that he's a ferret as well, story ends with him accepting that he's an opossum and understanding that it doesnt mean his love isnt any less real.
That's really the opposite of what (the good) Pixar movies are usually about, sounds more like a DreamWorks movie.
Anthony Gonzalez
It's 2022 so we gotta put Zendaya and the Rock somewhere in this movie Maybe Opie gets to a farm and there is a training montage where "the Cock" helps Opie get strong while his daughter "Hendaya" helps him find his confidence
Tyler Watson
Somehow that's both infuriatingly retarded and cute / funny at the same time.
