/sur/ Survivor 42

>rocksroy is a stay at home dad
based

Why the fuck would Chanelle admit to it, just let him think Daniel voted him. Goddam she is so retarded, she blew it with risking her vote

She's endearing fuck you

Lydia looks like she could work for a Brazzers video. She has the body for it, can make these weird facial expressions and looks like she'd fuck black guys. It's what she's doing after Survivor

Rocksroy’s Uber autism is really growing on me

Finally caught up with the season. I'm really liking it so far honestly. Very likable cast, although not a lot of hotties.
Who are we rooting for? I really like Jonathon and the black femcel who wants to be bleached

on what level or planet

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who is turning the hourglass, lads?
it's gonna be maryanne, I bet

APPLEBEE'S

APPLEBEES

THAT'S HOME

come on in guys

Tori or Lydia guys?

Maryanne is cute af

Applebee's is literally the worst of the chain restaurants lol

At least give them Chile's

A LIL BIT OF CHICKEN FRIED
ALL ON A UKRAINE NIGHT
TRUST WHAT BIDEN SAYS IS RIGHT

Like watching a slow child learn to over come obstacles

I prefer hotdogs

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Tori hands down
Lydia is fat and ugly. I'd take either black chick over her

>applebees
Lmao imagine the shits that they will have

Jonathan obviously but he probably is fucked the first time he loses immunity. I kind of like that faggy Asian guy on the green team, he really took command of stuff after he nearly got blind sided

for me, it's tori and mike

straight into an applebees commercial

damn that's based

no

Unfortunately Tori will just play mental games

Imagine the smell

are they really gonna do this "go back in time" bullshit again

How the fuck did they get Applebees there. Like did they just have the hotel chef make a burger and they’re just gonna call it Applebees?

They went back in time to go back in time

The autistic girl is kind of funny

lydia. she has a butterface but a great body and she's probably down to do really freaky stuff
tori is hotter but way more neurotic and will probably try to get you arrested by saying you raped her

I'm just drinking the bottomless iced tea myself in that case.

Lindsey has the GOAT ass. The camera guys know it too, just keep your eyes peeled

Yes. Time travel is now Canon is the survivor universe

I have money on Chanelle. Pray for me.

yes and this is an almost identical challenge to last season

Lydia is literally getting wet over Applebee's, imagine the smell?

80% of the stuff at crapplebees is just frozen

Please screencap bruh get a pic of Tori in her turquoise briefs please

LET'S GO ROCKSROY

did you miss the explanation Jeff did, for the second time?

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Haha yeah Phil is giving us Tough as Nails Canada!!! Take that Ameribros

jonathanbros we can't stop winning

Based Jonathan single handedly winning this challenge for his team YET AGAIN

bros I think tori would have me wrapped around her finger

she's a cutie

THEY GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST TO PLAY THE SHITTY SURVIVOR SEASONS THAT SUCK ASS

literal gigachad

imagine a season with 18 jonathans

Would you watch an action movie starring Jonathan? I think I would

Jonathans at war

Tori and Jonathan fuck night one and then she betrays him immediately

That piper perri meme but it's a bunch of Jonathans surrounding Drea

KICKED IN THE FACE HAHAHAHHA

>jonathan and tori on the same team
hope they hook up

Ok dragging Maryanne up like that was impressive but Jonathan literally lifting Lydia? Wtf man he got superstrength?

Are you sure? I think she is ok but maybe you see her prettier due to the lack of qts

based mike

Wtf is with drea, thought she was a strong woman but that was pathetic

Does Survivor ever even have showmances?

Team Blue outta gas

This is all retarded because there is no reason for the hourglass person to not reverse it

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Omg Maryanne retarded got Team Orange to lose

BIGGEST REWARD OF THE SEASON OF APPLEBEES

JONATHAN SMASHING TORI

LET'S FUCKING GO

Man, Jeff's commentary is just so endearing. He just explains what's happening, but in such a fascinating way

WAIT NOOOOOO NONONONO

JONATHANBROS WINNING THIS CHALLENGE MEANS LOSING.....

Jonathan fucking all those girls like a chad as he eats that Applebee's

AMBUH

Hourglass will reverse it and then they’ll all vote based Jonathan out unanimously. Fuck this show. He probably won’t even have a chance to give tori his BWC

including Hai

there's been a few but not as much as bb

Unfortunately, this is probably what happens.
Pretty shitty twist honestly, to have winning mean losing

Jeff even married one of the Survivors, she was one of the girls with the huge hick accent who squinted a lot.

rocksroy 100% gonna change the decision

Hmm let's see let's NOT take autistic BLACKED housedad ok?

>winning this challenge, means losing because of the hourglass
it was just as retarded this season as it was last season. winning something shouldn't punish you

there was one in the Milennial vs Gen X season

thats not endearing when its an adult

In early seasons but boston rob changed the game

ozzy and amanda, the losermance

That show sucked. Every retard spouting faux humility and “it’s just about working hard” truisms constantly