KEEP MY WIFE OUT

Yeah he's usually in the room.

Don’t do it. I got HPV, gave it to my gf and now she has cervical cancer. Not a joke.

KEEP YO DICK FUCKIN MY WIFE'S MOUTH!

bump

>KEEP YO NEGRO COMPLIANCE ENGINE OUT MY FUCKIN' BUSSY PLAYA

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MY BED
will such a cuck

did you fuck a literal street walker wtf bro

>Bill Cosby
>Will Smith
When did the role models of the black community get like this? Next thing we know, George Floyd is going to become a drug addict or something

My wife's bane out of your sneed

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KEEP FUCKIN MY WIFE’S MOUTH, OUT NAME YOUR OF!

>18 days
>we're still talking about it
I don't know how you could actually believe it wasn't staged by this point.

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Probably staged, but then why is the Academy freaking out and banning Will?

No.

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Yes, of course it's staged. They are on top of what?

They're really committed to making it all look real. They expect us to just forget about it. Watch, he'll be there next year too and pretend like it never happened lol

OUT OF MY FUCKING BED

Holy shit.. did your gf get mad at you

How is this supposed to convince me it was staged?

OF THE BALLGAME

pull a Michael Douglas by giving her oral so that you're even

Watch closer.

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If you believe the cheekpad shop is real you need to go back to pol with the rest of the qtard schizos

Explain this one then.

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Sorry Tyrone, but you're already late for your next breakin'. Now quit yer belly achin' and drop dem trousers boi!

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CHEEK ARMOR

Explain what? It’s a fucking photoshop

...

Now who sounds like the schizo? Do you even hear yourself?

Lol omg you’re right I sound totally schizo, I forgot literally every photograph on the internet is entirely legitimate and undoctored like this one for example

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Nigga, the footage from the live event is out there. You can watch it and pause. You will see nothing on his cheek.

MOUF

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like 95 percent of his palm and hand would still connect

Shut up faggot, the cheek armor is literally real and the osocars were faked so that people would talk about it for a day and then their ratings go super high

>keep your dick out of my wife

Two more weeks trust the plan, retard

>you need some type of fucking protection against a slap
I want to curb stomp an autistic zoomer so much bros

Your gf is incredibly unlucky is all. like 40% of the population has HPV.

You sound unhinged.
Why would Chris Rock agree to take a hit unprotected? Make it make sense

>staged
>Will getting banned and dropped from every production
For what purpose?

i still wonder what drug he consumed

Publicity.

Life.

He finally reached OTVIII and so happened to have his transcendental moment live where David Miscavige couldn't subdue him.

Because that "hit" was a silly low effort slap. Nigga was even laughing before and after.

It's almost as if they're actors or something.

OF MY SANDWHICH

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Imagine the interest & ratings 10 years from now when Wills ban is up.

His career was dead already, this moment could be use as a come back redemption ark lately down the line, plus all the money he got for it.
>banned
He doesn't need to attend some ceremony anymore, besides, he miraculously already has the oscar.
Entertainment business works that way.

it's in slowmo, duh.

>10 years
>we're still talking about it
I don't know how you could actually believe the fire doesn't rise by this point.

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>if we're talking about it then it must be staged
retard

>Chris you have handprint on your cheek.

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FAKE HAND FAKE CHEEK FAKE APOLOGY FAKE BANNING FAKE FIRING

I WAS MINDIN MY DAMN BUSINESS WINNING A DAMN OSCAR

Missed opportunity for an accidental nip slip from Jade at the end. Maybe next year, I'll be sure to tune in!

Can you make me a sandwich? Okay

Oh that would've really set this bit over the edge.

post pics of prostitute