"Our target was last seen in London"

>Our target was last seen in México
>Hope you like burritos, tío
>Generic panish guitar starts playing
>Shots of desert with a yellow filter

moar like
>shots filmed in Toronto with a yellow filter

>"Our target was last seen in London"
>"Well I hope you like maple syrup"
>YYZ starts playing
>arial shots of police beating protestors overlaid with a graph of housing prices

Kozowski get da frickin Mayor on the line

gosh im retarded

>our target was last seen in new delhi
>well you better bring your android phone
>I am a Rider song plays
>aerial shots of call centers and old cars being pulled by oxen

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>our target was last seen in Japan
>hope you're not allergic to sushi
>low drums start playing followed by YOOOOOOOOO
>aerial shots of shrines, karate dojos, and geishas walking down the streets in a modern looking city

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Kek I could hear the yo in my head. What even is that sound?

>our target was last seen in New York
>hope you like cities that are also a character
>New York (I’m leaving today) by Frank Sinatra starts playing
>aerial shots of Toronto

Used in Japanese plays.

>"Our target was last seen at OP's house"
>"Well I hope you brought a strap-on"
>*Bear Force One starts playing*
>*aerial shot of OP sucking dicks*
>aerial shots of big ben and the buckingham palace

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This is the only one that made laugh

>I hope you dont have a Canadian Bank Account
*Chiggity China The Chinese Chicken You Have A Drumstick and Your Brain Starts Stickin*

Kino

There's a London in Canada I know because a hockey coach was from there

>our target was last seen in New Jersey
>well I hope your turn signals are broken
>bruce springsteen starts playing
>aerial shots of fat italians on the boardwalk

>"Our target was last seen in Subway"
>"Well I hope you brought your apatite"
>Upbeat royalty free music starts playing
>shots of cheerful employees laying succulent and fluffed up deli meats onto bread with optimized presentation and photography

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Another Law & Order: Special Victims Unit episode I see

For me it's Shirley Manson

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>the buckingham palace
Gaaaawd.

In the UK the furthest you can get from the sea is 70 miles, as a result it rains a lot here. On average we get pretty much the same number of rainy days per year as Seattle.

lol

>our target was last seen in England
>well I hope you brought your breeches
>sound of rain
>aerial shots of hobbly-dobbly-by-eastbucklebury-upon-gleltshireville

This

>no one checks my dubs
god this board is full of new fags

Fuck you new fags this board sucks

I will destroy this board

>our target is london
>big ben explodes
>tower bridge explodes
>the london eye explodes
>westminister explodes
Hahaaha imagine if that happened irl hahaha thatd be real funny hahaha

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Don’t reply to me, new fag

Nice singles, loser.

Kek, learn to read a thread, redditor.

> our target is a member of incel
> "something in the way" begins playing
> aerial shots of my house

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>our target was last spotted in cancun
>hope you brought your beads
>steel drum starts playing
>closeups of flashing college tits

Isn't it a flute?

our target was last seen in britain
I hope you brought your loicense
boomers everywhere getting mad and cursing at you
it's foggy out so the aerial shots can't see

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Yooooo. kek good one

mine was better
seethe newfag

>mine
no id

shit I gotta watch the bonds again don't I

samefag

kek

>london calling starts playing
Never got this. The song is about the start of a nuclear war and movies use it like some kind of love song for the city.

Accurate

our target was last seen on the deadly snake island outside brazil

well I hope you brought antidotes

snake eater starts playing

closeup shots of snakes slithering through trees

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As a burger, this is surprisingly accurate and funny in a soul crushingly depressing sort of way..

>only cities exist

but Snake Eater was set in Russia

come on it was a kino idea

stop mass replying you gigantic faggot

>Oi m8, 'ave u got a loicence for dat establishin' shot?

>“Our target was last scene in Texas”
>”We’ll I hope you brought your ten gallon hat”
>(Waylon Jennings starts playing)
>Montage of pick-up truck driving past a ranch, people line dancing at a dive bar, etc.

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