SHUT THE FUCK UP

Simu Liu should seriously consider transitioning so he can be MCU's first superhero to be a transwoman BIPOC that had a transition from one film to the next.

> You were in ONE movie
He probably made 3-10 times more money from that than you will make in a lifetime.

Hi Simu. Did you really blow all your marvelbucks on funding AMWF porn?

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>live in China
>try to prepare breakfast but one of my retarded concubines drank the last of the leaded milk
>get in car
>car won't start because intake is clogged with a toddler's torso
>oh yeah, forgot about that
>pluck it out
>car is still immobilized due to several human heads jamming up the wheel as well
>no time to fix it, I'm late for work
>use concubine #3's bicycle
>bike is broken because it's chinese just like you
>f@#*!
>have to walk, I guess
>put on standard outdoor chinese facemask
>visibility is 20 feet due to smog
>best it's been all year, what a beautiful day
>see neighbor lady sweeping her dead child into trash bin
>again?!
>she shrugs and says "china will grow larger" and goes back into house
>a sewer explodes, I narrowly dodge a flying manhole cover
>get to train station
>doors open, suffocated and smothered dead bodies pour out
>oh this is the dead body train, I'll take the next one
>living people train arrives
>doors open, suffocated and smothered dead bodies pour out
>trample over them because I'm late, dammit
>driver announces "scheduled derailment in 10 seconds, please hold on"
>train derails, me and some other guy in the back row survive
>he waves to me with the one arm he has left and smiles
>says "We will live in prosperity!"
>finally get to the wilderness park where I work
>take escalator up to office to clock in
>plate at the top of escalator gives way, gears and torque would've eaten my left leg if I still had one
>feed it my left hand instead as an offering
>for China
>get in car to drive a visitor and her family around tiger enclosure
>remind them that one of them has to die here as per the rules of the park
>daughter says it's her turn and jumps out, mom says "bull (bleep)" and jumps out after her
>Tiger kills the mother but breaks its leg while trying to kill daughter due to calcium deficiency
>I have to apologize to the daughter: "sorry, Tiger is broken today, come back tomorrow"
>China will grow larger

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2 billion keks

What did he get fired from? And what for? I tried to look it up but everyone just wants to give me their opinion. What was he fired from and what were the reasons given? I didn't care about the movie the second I learned Aquafaba was in it, so I know very little about this guy but he gives off Elliot Rodgers vibes. So does Brie Larson tho and nothing happened to her

I can't tell who is who anymore. I wouldn't be able to tell this guy apart from any user who the media would blast, is it just the asian thing or does he appeal to the left somehow? I'm always so confused by the mind games of commie politics, no wonder autists tend to the right.

This fag is insufferable. Didn't Awkwafina get cancelled? Worst casting ever. The film shouldn't exist.

>>she shrugs and says "china will grow larger" and goes back into house
>>a sewer explodes, I narrowly dodge a flying manhole cover
>>get to train station
>>doors open, suffocated and smothered dead bodies pour out
>>oh this is the dead body train, I'll take the next one
lost it

had to pause and then resume

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10/10 for Command and Conquer references.
>thank you a new shoes

holy shit

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>doors open, suffocated and smothered dead bodies pour out
>oh this is the dead body train, I'll take the next one
>living people train arrives
>doors open, suffocated and smothered dead bodies pour out

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>>train derails, me and some other guy in the back row survive
>>he waves to me with the one arm he has left and smiles
>>says "We will live in prosperity!"
this is actually kind of based

*slowly raises paw*
I like Kims convenience.

hello, samefag

The new male face of the MCU.

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Debbie loves Yea Forums...

dude was on a multi season show.

shut up

This is NOT fucking funny you cunt racist

he'll be in cheap flicks here and there I'm sure

the navel stabbing fetish video is his magnum opus

kek

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Why do asians make americans seethe like this?

how do you pause text

based

>behave like a lolcow
>get laughed at
>"heh, you're seething - rent free!"

Probably because they started a worldwide pandemic that literally killed tv and film. Idk. Maybe that.

>he cant pause text
lmao NPC
what's next? you don't have an inner voice?

sounds pretty based

he was a cool martian marine that died in the slow-zone

I guess he's the current token asian. They don't really have anyone else that's even remotley famous and he's "the asian from marvel" which is enough that stupid people will listen to what he has to say.

post better Asian actors

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kim convenience is a legitimate hit (in canada) too

Lmao

>>see neighbor lady sweeping her dead child into trash bin
>>again?!
>>she shrugs and says "china will grow larger" and goes back into house

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11/10

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FUCKING SHIT UP YOU'RE RACIST FOOIS NOT FUCKING FUNY AT ALL!

>when they see a BWC

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>be mentally ill Asian-American with rage issues
>actually have good chemistry with an elderly senile mafioso

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Writing like this shows so much ignorance for China and Chinese people who actually live luxurious and good lives better than American where black people shoot everyone all the time

ONLY PEOPLE WHO "RAFF" AT YOUR AND YOURE PENIS ARE GIRLS!

Miscast is what Kevin Feige likes to do most to make fans hate Feige looks like a vampire who feeds on hate

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Chicom cockroaches.

Only the Canadian ones. The rest are fine.

Now make one for USA.

swap out accidents and mangled human remains with shootings and obesity

current Asian-American representation in film is so damn miserable. there's what, Simu Liu and Awkwafina? Steven Yeun and John Cho are our only saving grace. same on the director side too, Justin Chon only makes "Asian" movies that appeal to virtue-signaling white people, and same with Kogonada to a much lesser degree.

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Fuck off Simu

What are you talking about? People actually liked Shang-Chi. It's The Eternals that backfired and will likely never appear again.

>living people train arrives
>doors open, suffocated and smothered dead bodies pour out
Funny.

At least it isn't a requirement to be gay or a martial artist anymore.

burgers trying to insult other countries

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Dumb sluts need pregnancy correction

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