Have you ever met a famous actor/celebrity?

I hope you get raped. You have bitch energy.

from that reaction I'd say someone already raped him pretty good

Uh sounds like he already was raped

*twists your arm*
I said don't touch me.

I've only met some retired baseball players and sports casters. That doesn't really count though.

Nice

Mila was so cool, she crouched in this pic because "there are a lot of short men in Hollywood" lol. I'm 6'1 btw.

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She is skull-mogging hard

did u cum inside her dude?

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dude... did u cum inside her or not?

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tell me plz... it's important, dude

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at least tell some stories about it

That's Jacky Chan and some random dude dumbass

We just took a picture. That's it.

imagine meeting Warwick Davis

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Was David Giuntoli a piece of shit?

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gay

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>some random dude
its sam lake

I jerked off Andy Dick at a Chuck E Cheese in Gary, Indiana. He needed money for coke.

wait you PAID andy dick to jerk him off?

How many stds are on this dude’s arm now?

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I met Rosario Dawson once, she was really nice.

ive met and lifted with the former dsa president nicholas mullen

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it's your mother and I

did she swallow?

Lol. What’s up Brother Joe? How’s Nana and Ro?

Checked. Very nice

they sell cocaine at the chuck e cheese in gary?

what's up with americans and touching? in enlightened europe we usually fist each other as a form of greeting

Scott Bakula and a girl that was on Tosh.0 for having no arms

>at bar
>bartender: "Hey user, is this Dexter?"
>turn, see Michael C. Hall sitting there
>"No, it's Michael C. Hall."
>Bartender: "It isn't Dexter?"
>"...no."
>Bartender: "Sorry man, I thought you were that Dexter guy."
>Michael C. Hall: "It happens a lot."

I bumped into the korean guy from lost on two separate occasions at the same bar in chinatown on oahu - first time literally bumped into him and turned towards him to start raging but then was disarmed by the familiar face and we both just kinda chuckled and he fucked off to go stand against the wall with some people

Alice Eve on numerous occasions, my Sister went to university with her and they're still good friends. Also met both of her parents too, but they're probably only well known to fellow bongs, and yes I did mention coffee to her Mother.

how was the foot aroma?

that's Aaron Rodgers

Although I'm good looking and have sex I wouldn't give any celebrity the time of day or feed into their ego one bit

used to play wow with jerry trainor of iCarly

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I paid to have sex with Riley Mason

I met brendan fraser once

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...so?

yeah

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I saw Jay-Z at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

me on the right

that pasta doesn't fit his personality or intelligence level

jay-z is a dumbass.
like not even memeing. you can tell this is a guy who never once looked at the sky and wondered about life. he looks like when he wakes up he goes "huh?"

I was at a Doctor Who premiere and wondered why kids were running around an open bar event without their parents. They get in line for the step and repeat, put their heels on and I realize just how small some porn stars are.

>im soooooo smart i look up at the sky and wonder about life
kek
If someone were smart they wouldn't waste their life wondering about it, they would live it.

How new?

>I was at a Doctor Who premiere
gay

no shit - those kind of replies are beyond his energy output

That's what they call shit skins.

I met peewee herman at a theater once when i was down in sarasota

>Tells you not to waste your precious time on Earth via a Yea Forums post
This is like having a klansman teaching a class on tolerance

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Not a celebrity but I used to see Sam Hyde all the time when I was a wagie. Fucker loves McDonald’s

What a fat fuck

>tfw I recognized her from the thumbnail

It's more like taking advice not to commit crime from a criminal

My grandparents were friends with Jon Voight so I met him once and he was really down to earth and cool.

Fair enough, well put

was he like in Heat?