I'm going to steal the Declaration of Independence

Fantastically paced film.

Steal my innocence. Many woman have failed, none have tried.

this movie is fun

DU DU DU DU DU DU
DU DU DU DU DU DU

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Steal Vatican documents

3. steal Florence Pugh's panties

The only movie to ever come close to the fun of classic Indiana Jones and the last enjoyable big budget action adventure movie. If you don't think that Nic Cage is the greatest actor alive today then just fuck off, you sad, boring little man.

It is impossible to fence. You think the USA wouldn't throw literally everything it has at the thief? Or somebody who dared to buy it?

and he did the absolute madman

the pipe being the key at the end was such a huge retard move i still hate it

destroy old declaration as a form of protest.
send new declaration to DC and the UN

Steal the Emancipation Proclamation and restore the CSA

Can you imagine if they made a National Treasure movie with Nic Cage unveiling the truth about 9/11? Or the Holocaust?

Why?
I love it

The ending of The Rock was basically this.

KEEP

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>I'm going to steal Palestine

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what the fuck are you going to do with it? sell it to the illuminati?

Well ah do declare, ah'm gonna steal the declaration of independence

is in development hell but they said they want to make it
Reminder that they're turning it into some faggy tv-show about an illegal immigrant.

Steal MLK's body

steal the election

>steal the votes
>Nic Cage is now the President

>I’m going to destroy the Emancipation Proclamation

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nice job user

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>My name is Nathan Bedford Forrest
>My southern sorcerers have granted me the power to traverse time
>I will write the wrongs of the War of Northern Agression
>I am The Chronal Cavalryman

probably because of how ludicrous the way he stole it was, it was basically like watching someone try to rape someone and having the victim plan out the rape for them and not call the police after

Would watch.

because the temple is ancient dusty rock and iron works
the pipe is a shitty ceramic piece that can easily break
terrible design, the key should've been something else or the pipe should've been metal or something

I love Nick Cage movies.

watching this in the theaters with my buddies in middle school was so kino

no hope for national treasure 3. unless it's hoax

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If someone steals the Declaration of Independence from the US government does it cease to be independent and become part of the UK again?

whats stopping the us from just redrafting the document?
its not the shitty old piece of paper that did anything itself, its not a holy artifact you retard

Is that some kind of gloryhole?

Magic Muslim mineral

Pipe was kino

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>The only movie to ever come close to the fun of classic Indiana Jones
The Mummy?

Yeah this is the best idea so far

There will be a reboot and Nic Cage won't be in it, given how Hollywood is these days

Watched this for the first time last month. It wasn't anything special.

Steal the body of Lenin frankenstein that nigga and resurrect Soviet Union to... KILL USA

What movie?

national treasure 1

Thank you.

Is this a cagekino general?
>rottentomatoes.com/m/the_unbearable_weight_of_massive_talent
>100 RT
Shame it'll flop.

>movie opens up with him breaking into Fort Knox
>there's no gold
>USA economy collapses
>Nic Cage has to find the stolen gold and save America
>goes on journey with plot elements from FDR gold theft to Nixon taking the US off the gold standard to stolen Nazi & Confederate gold to rapper bling being where all the gold went

Riley was unsung hero, all he did was get shit on during the movies