/Scorsese/ General
Everyone knows Heard had some fucker in the room with her lmao. Either Musk or Franco.
RENT FREE
Damn he went into Heard just then
Based
Holy fuck his closing statement. I think he just won depp the case.
Who is this guy?
painter friends of Johnny
I guess you can call this a Depposition
chuck sneed
>Yea Forums users: we want to discuss this
>mods: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i mean how fucking petty & dumb do you have to be to do this """""""job"""""""""?
>i haven't painted in YEARS!
>*starts weeping*
this guy is having the time of his life
Why can't we get a fucking general for this Yea Forums trial of the century? Where else to fucking discuss it? Fuck the jannies and fuck the mods.
I've called janny a cunt multiple times
>he called me a cunt
lmao
this bald man was based after all
Is there a reason mods won't allow discussion of actors on Yea Forums when that's literally what the board is for?
they forget without the users Yea Forums means nothing. mods & jannies don't exist without users wanting to discuss stuff like this.
he gets to live in a penthouse rent free???
i want depp to be my sugar daddy too
how do they get private messages from 2 people like this?
can lawyers really do this?
you can literally find Yea Forumstier threads right now on Yea Forums with 200 replies with shitposting. but acutual on point discussion about something people want to talk about for the next 6 weeks. nope.
What the fucks mods? How the fuck could it be even more tv related?
what was it?
Please tell me they cast Doug Stanhope
And doctor emails
Depp lawyers shaking with the texts bros
Yeah wtf. Can my facebook messenger messages be read out in court?
>so this is a new 'jak i made
Right? Imagine youre just an innocent bystander in all this but you just want to support your friend and all your shitposts get blasted in public this way. Id only hope nobody asks me to be give character witness anytime lol
>Here we have your entire Yea Forums posting history
>Your honor, I'd like to plead guilt.
>user, you're a witness, not the prosecuted
>o-ok
irishman made zero cultural impact
>Mr user, would you please lead line 15 of your post #15158158 of the imageboard in question
>The one about the cunnies?
>Yes sir
Its a civil case not a criminal one so you cant be forced to testify. You can just say "No".
Cue the doo wop
Wait are Yea Forums posts not anonymous? Can they be tied to me irl? I'm fucked if thats the case. Lets just say a certain Keira Knightly movie
Yes, absolutely. ALL of your text messages, emails, messages or posts on any platform can absolutely be read in court.
Standard practice for any divorce is to go through every single text message ever sent by both individuals.
this is why i exclusively post on mcdonalds wifi
Idk if you're being serious but yes. We're only anonymous to each other, not to the administrators of this website.
I meant as a witness. I'm alone so never had relationship
Yeah but if you cared about your buddy enough to not want to let him get dragged under the mud for some psycho bitch itd be difficult to say no
How would Saul Goodman tackle this case?
What if I share a house with several housemates? Can it still be tied specifically to me?
>implying he can't buy the entire jury and the judge 10 times
All Amber has to do is call him
I have no friends
Theyre talking about this stuff on /pol/ too. Havent checked today. Maybe the mods want us to go over theres, it's a conspiracy, because the joos.
I dunno, depends. Depends what you actually witnessed, and what your connection to the event could be. Do you have some personal connection to the thing, is there a possibility you're only testifying in court to benefit yourself or someone close to you? All that shit would be considered.
Rule of thumb though, seriously, don't post ANYTHING, ANYWHERE you're not comfortable being read in court. or do it anonymously, behind a fucking vpn or something.
they have your entire posting history tied to your IP
even if you get a new IP, you are still in the same IP range, and I bet they could make some low level machine learning stuff to cross reference your writing style too
that's why i never really understand why people pour themselves out on here, jannies probably know a thing or two about me, but at least it's mostly cringe takes and bad memes
>demeanoring
>demeanoring
>demeanoring
I don't think he is helping, bros...
>inb4 jannies prune the thread
Fucking trannies. These threads have been gold mines of memes and overall hilarious posts
>subpoenas text messages
>all bot messages asking for payments
>that lawyers face when
FUGGEDABATTIT
>wife cheats on me
>go to divorce her
>bring up all my fake cuckold copypastas i made to farm (you)s
>"see he wanted it"
>get divorce raped
It only gets deleted if you mention the 'b' word
My nephew running things? No, not that stronzo. Not in this life.
speaking of what 4channel knows and doesn't
i'd love to see what jannies/mods can actually see and how their interface works, do they log in somewhere? I mean they have to right?
The b...p word?
I TELL YOU WHAT JANNIES IF YOU ALLOW THESE THREADS I WILL DOUBLE, YES, DOUBLE YOUR PAY!!!
THANKS
Probably some sensitive bong who monitors Yea Forums. You ever notice how the he/she comes and goes at the same time everyday. Also if you look at the way /pol/&Yea Forums are monitored it makes this board look like Mickey Mouse.
Wow double free! That's like in America!
wasn't so much closing statement but he finally broke when answering a question, he said he wishes amber all the best in her life but her lies about depp have ruined people's lifes around him which is when his voice breaks and he starts tearing up.
depps side of people on the stand arw legitimately genuine, if the jurors can't see this shit they need shooting.
>bong
this thread starts getting deleted in pacific janny time
my theory that it's either some third worlders or legit zoomers, there are some old-school TV things that fly way over their heads and gets deleted anyway
Oh no, user, dont you do it...do you want to watch these threads burn!?
Technically no, practically police are probably gonna suspect the autist with 3 terrabytes of vtuber porn to post here
What if I just smash everything and get new pc?
Will the audio be played of Heard admitting she can't promise she won't stop hitting him when they argue and he's a coward for leaving the home when they do? And that noone will believe him because he's a man.
What will her dumbass lawyers say then?
It's funny because in them phoencalls the only time Depp gets audibly frustrated is when Amber accuses him of selling stories about her to the press and calls him a liar. To which he responded I'll see you in court and hangs up.
Yes but there would have to be extraordinary levels of digging and cooperation from the ISP. I'd recommend using BitBleach every now and again to flush shellbags and other data that keeps track of your activity. Only works on Windows as far as I know.
There is nothing to be taken out from the average channer shitposting, they change personality at every post
You would think if you have mental illnesses youd avoid being on the internet since pretty much everything here is a trigger.
Oh no no no, I don't want it to just burn boys, but will I say it? I think these threads and the jannies are destined to do this foreverthenextfourweeks. HE HE HA HA HO HO HU HA
Pol has a general that is staying up. Come over frend
Got a link for that audio?
It's fake, never happened
Amber is innocent
bruh this dude hiding cp
Pol's general is just slammed with women hate and no memes. I'll pass.
i don't know anything about law, but i assume it needs to be inserted willingly as evidence by party or another. just can't nitpick the parts you want,so you get the parts that support your case and the parts that don't.
but like i said i don't know anything.
>slammed with women hate
later, boys... got some kino to enjoy