He didn’t have to slap the dog

He didn’t have to slap the dog

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It bit him. I don't see the issue.

what is the dog thinking here????

>HE DIDN'T HAVE TO SLAP THE HECKIN GOOD BOY WOOFER

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He didn't have to bite the man.

he slapped it in the neck so that it would have to stop biting to protect it (the neck)

it's a dog. slap it, skin it, cook it.

>finna maul your balls you annoying spic manlet

he was joking about his wife

+5 social credit

why must you treat the dog like it's a child?

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have you posted your dose of blacked today chang?

Caesar Chavez may not be perfect, but he's the reason my dad finally decided to buy a dog after 30 years of refusing to own a dog. And owning that dog has made my father much happier, so I am thankful to Caesar for his positive influence on my family.

nice one, ching chong

I don't dislike dogs, but I'd never own one. Cats are based.

Your dad is having sex with the dog

>t. virgin

THIS!
SO MUCH THIS!

WHY COULDN'T HE JUST BOOP HIS SNOOT INSTEAD???

>edit- Wow! Thanks for the gold award guise! This is really maling my karma soar!

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t. Brain worms

You should probably spend less time on the internet if these are the sort of things you think about.

I have a girlfriend and she has a dog. The amount of hair that thing sheds is fucking unreal. Imagine sitting on the couch and getting up with your pants covered in fur.

You insinuated it not me

Why did he do it

my dog sleeps in my bed, no hairs at all. Just tell your "g"f to wash it from time to time

Better than a cat that sprays the whole house with piss to mark his territory.
>cats don't do this my house doesn't smell like cat piss
Cat owners are desensitized to the smell of cat piss.

Meds.

>Dog sleeps in my bed
I shamed my gf for doing the same thing. Imagine sleeping with something that eats its own shit.

>get my bitch's name out your fucking mouth

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Mother love me, long time, long time!

Your girlfriend is fucking that dog.

this but unironically

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A huskie/shepherd I had growing up would go totally insane when I stood on his food bowl. Rolling around and howling in the most mournful ways. He must have transcended his food aggression.

Based doggo sublimating his instinct to kill whoever gets close to his food.

They're both biological females

he was trying really hard not to snap, smart doggo

This. This is the main reason I hate house cats. At least dog piss is always clearly noticeable and they can't climb furniture to piss on a book which you will notice months later due to the rancid smell.

God imagine roasting that dog alive

you can gets dogs that don't malt their hair

I'm not usually one for hitting animals, because it is almost never warranted. However, dogs are tough little fuckers, they have a high pain tolerance. The way they play is very rough, and they will happily jab you with their teeth while you play if you dont teach them otherwise.
A light smack to a dog who bites you is entirely justified. It teaches them they cant get away with that shit, you wont just let them walk all over you, you deserve respect. I can guarantee it's less painful than the type of roughhousing they do with other dogs.

Just dont spank your dog for peeing in the house or whatever, it's not a very effective training method. The dog wont learn anything and wont like the fact that you seemingly arbitrarily hurt it.

how do you assert dominance over bitches?

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If your dog doesnt sleep in your bed you’re a faggot

a dead dog is a good dog

>The amount of hair that thing sheds is fucking unreal. Imagine sitting on the couch and getting up with your pants covered in fur.
Except cats do exactly the same.

chinese samwise

Dogs are not your equal, what the fuck is this beta shit

Dogs are more loyal than humans ever will be

formerly male

Coevolution bruv, they chose domestication

I sleep with my dog all the time, so what if I occasionally think about him knotting me, it's natural

Flip them over a lot at random times when they're puppies. Never get rescue dogs that are more than a year old

the chinese owner was the one in the wrong for not being able to train a fucking labrador

fuck off YMS

Dog lovers are retarded.

I have something to warm my legs in winter and it has somewhere nice to sleep. I'd say it's a win win

He did treat it like a child. Your parents should've done the same, you wouldn't have ended up as an autistic frogposter.

just because you have a human friend doesn't mean you're a human lover

Physical punishment =! violence and abuse
This is what modern people don't get. Beating the shit out of your kid because you're drunk and angry is absolutely not the same as a calm, calculated punishment ceremony in which you spank the kid a couple times with the specific purpose of asserting dominance and applying healthy conditioning by establishing an awareness of the consequence of actions. The same thing applies to dogs.

I know

Sure, but my human friends wouldn't sleep in the same bed as me and regularly lick their own shit.

aye I agree. my dad's gf's dog is a spoilt little fucker that will fuck your leg and scratch you for food. whenever he tries that shit with my I just give him quick slap on the nose. now he does it like 90% less (for me at least).