Saw the Northman AMA

I saw the Northman last friday in the cinema and made a post about it. I figured I'd make another one for other curious anons
Some notes on the film, without spoiling plot details:

>not a single person that is not of European descent
>we get to see Anya's bush and butt
>The adventure is very personal and emotional and not as grand as say Conan the Barbarian. There's plenty of violence but few of it in action scenes. Mainly the beginning and end are epic adventure
>most of the trailer, especially the berserker action scenes, is in the first half and beginning of the film
>Dafoe and Bjork are only in the beginning of the film
>Kidman's bogging is kind of obvious in some shots, nothing too bad though
>Doesn't have the medieval blue filter that hollywood likes to use. It was very colourful. The night scenes were almost black and white as opposed to blue tinted which I liked
>Beginning and end sections were great, mid section wasn't bad but not as adventurous. They stay in the same location whereas the plot and setting move fast in the beginning
>Parts of the film were edited out and the beginning goes by a bit too fast because of it in my opinion. From BTS videos on youtube I saw some parts with Willem Dafoe that weren't in the film. Also, I can't elaborate on this without spoiling, but a theme I saw within the character of Amleth is not as well executed because of these cut parts. Nothing jarring though, didn't take away from the experience
>Ending is absolute kino
>no le cool edgy liberal atheists with undercuts that were shown on the Vikings series
>Conquer your fate is a very apt subtitle for the film
>soundtrack is good and atmospheric. There's no real repeating melody but ranges from thunderous drums and vocals to brooding strings
>cool and poetic dialogue, especially from Alexander

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Good shit. Sounds like a movie I can finally enjoy for once. Do you think there's gonna be a leak? Not camrips, but actual screener leaks?

>Anya's bush

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again this shilling thread

>not a single person that is not of European descent
>we get to see Anya's bush and butt
You had my curiosity, now you got my attention

honestly have no idea. Seems Eggers is quite desperate for people to go see it in the cinema so he's allowed to make more big budget stuff in the future so I can imagine there being extra care to nothing watchable leaking
also nice digits

>new film coming out, people excited to see it
>someone makes thread about film on board that's about film
>must be a shill

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Reee i don't wanna go to the cinema

>Anya's bush and butt
good write up

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Are you a nigger or something, once in a blue moon rare whitekino comes out of jewllywood in the 21st century and you refuse to go support it in cinema. Pretty cringe desu.

>not a single person that is not of European descent
>we get to see Anya's bush and butt
What's the point if her bush and butt aren't brutally BLACKED and drenched in nigger semen...

This exact post has been up in some form of another for weeks. Ignore the shills

I still have vax mandates here. Blame the big pharma worshipping cucks.

Daily reminder the Northman's viral marketers on Yea Forums are in a PANIC. The film scored under 65 in test screenings which means the word of mouth won't be enough to carry the box office.

So they're flooding Yea Forums and /pol/ with posts that The Northman is 'an EPIC alt right pro-white film!'

Problem is Robert Eggers is an extreme anti-trump WOKE leftist.

>"I wasn't interested in vikings because of the macho stereotypes and neonazis"

>RE: And then with this movie, I wasn’t like, “Now I’m going to write a movie about toxic masculinity.” But as I’ve said may times, nothing good happens when two men are trapped in a giant phallus. So obviously that’s what’s going to happen in [the lighthouse].

>AVC: It does seem very inevitable between them. So, you didn’t sit down and go, “I’m going to write a movie about toxic masculinity.” But at what point did you start to recognize that that’s what the story is about in some ways?

>RE: When my brother and I got all the way through [the script] the first time, we were like, “Yeah, that’s what’s going on.”

film.avclub.com/the-lighthouse-s-robert-eggers-nothing-good-happens-w-1839071674

The marketers are SO desperate they are now recruiting Alfonso Cuaron to put out articles for the movie.

>directors close buddy sees movie
>"Hey alfonso, we're struggling with the test scores on our movie. we're under 65 which means bad word of mouth. I dont know what to do."
>next day
>DIRECTOR'S FRIEND: "MY BUDDIES MOVIE IS FUCKING AMAZING!"

It will be interesting to see what Eggers viral marketing team try next with their guaranteed meme trash flop.

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>be user
>be vaxxed + boosted since last December by my own choice
>never caught the coof
>still alive and healthy, free to watch kinos at my leisure because we never had a mandate
Sounds like you're the cuck, user.

Yes GOYIM, you MUST see THE NORTHMAN
>>not a single person that is not of European descent
It's a WHITE MOVIE, just for you. I PROMISE.
>>we get to see Anya's bush and butt
It has a HOT GIRL IN IT. You'll love it Goy.
>>The adventure is very personal and emotional and not as grand as say Conan the Barbarian. There's plenty of violence but few of it in action scenes. Mainly the beginning and end are epic adventure
IT'S FULL of action and violence, goy! You'll love it.
>>most of the trailer, especially the berserker action scenes, is in the first half and beginning of the film
>>Dafoe and Bjork are only in the beginning of the film
>>Kidman's bogging is kind of obvious in some shots, nothing too bad though
Old, ugly Women? Don't worry about that, Goyim.
>>Doesn't have the medieval blue filter that hollywood likes to use. It was very colourful. The night scenes were almost black and white as opposed to blue tinted which I liked
It's so different from all the other motion pictures, goy. You have to see this one, in cinemas!

Get this viral marketing shit outta here

BASED NEVER GIVE UP user KEEP FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT!

Guys, what if Robert Eggers directed the new BATMAN movie. What if he cast WILLEM DAFOE as the JOKER!!!! I personally hope he stays away from capeshit though. I think his talent is more suited for original visions. His slow motion, bone chilling, ultra violent movies are SO different than mindless capeshit movies. He definitely is not a filmmaker for the lowest common denominator. He is meant for only the enlightened viewer who frequents reddit and websites like letterboxd and filmtwitter. Finally we have a director for us. But it does make me excited to imagine if Robert Eggers directed a Batman movie starring Willem Dafoe as the Joker. He already has the Robert Pattinson connection. Just think about it.

>He should stick to his original visions, capeshit is too below him. He's /our/ director.

I know the ultra violent slow motion viking film filled with screaming guys hacking each other with axes, grabbing CGI digital shit spears in the air and hurling it back, is extremely different than capeshit. It's actually archetypal storytelling like William Shakespeare's Hamlet.

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I was one of the first ones who saw The Witch in Sundance actually. I am a Robert Eggers fan. We at film twitter, letterboxd and /r/truefilm have a director who is a cut above capeshit. I am personally hoping that Rober Eggers continues his original visions but I think if he makes a Batman film on the side because his style lends itself to the gothic mood of Gotham City he can create the first truly great Batman film.

Yes a Robert Eggers Batman film would be filled with slow motion ultra violence and bone chilling atmosphere. Just don't call it capeshit.
>Willem Dafoe as the Joker
>Robert Pattinson as Batman (it fits perfectly because Robert Pattinson was already in Robet Egger's the Lighthouse)

I can see what you're saying. I'm glad film twitter finally has a director a cut above capeshit movies. I can't wait to see the Northman and stand up and pump my fist at all the extreme action and gorey violence.

I just hope he sticks to original visions. He's too good for capeshit. The Northman is a step in the wrong direction because it's basically capeshit.

>hire actor as child
>hire actor as adult... with nudity

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It's actually not capeshit, it's archetypal storytelling, like William Shakespeare's Hamlet. The scene of grabbing the CGI spear in mid air and throwing it back is an homage to classic storytelling of bygone eras.

I'd love if he did something in the MCU. Maybe an episode of Moon Knight? I think he'd connect a lot with the material. Eggers is very skilled with psychological horror as seen in the Lighthouse , and he'd work wonders with Marc's mental instability. He's also so great at directing horror so the action scenes where Moon Knight fights demons would be incredibly awesome.

Eggers does The Punisher, or maybe The Darkness

spoil the ending

>Doesn't have the medieval blue filter that hollywood likes to use. It was very colourful. The night scenes were almost black and white as opposed to blue tinted which I liked
aaaand sold thank you OP

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>AMA
What do you think about the current housing situation in the states? Should I wait to buy or just spend now and hope hyperinflation makes the debt worthless anyway

I will ban you, janny. I will post sneed. I will kill you, gook moot.

>Doesn't have the medieval blue filter
???
We can see the trailer though. Its entirely fucking blue. Even your screenshot is blue. It looks horrible.

Eggers wouldn't be a fag and do Joker again. He'd have Anya Taylor-Joy as Poison Ivy.

Eggers The Darkness would fucking kino.

man this comes out on the twentieth of April. i wanna see it so badly. i am seething with jealously over here OP you lucky bastard

literal fucking retards. As I said I made this post friday as well, I just want to talk about a movie but no one's seen it yet
it's not 'revenge bad'
For a large part depends on the state and city you're looking at. In my limited knowledge on housing I suggest buying as soon as you find a house you want
some parts are colder and snowier regions and will look more icy, most of the film looks like pic rel

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It would be hard to top the game (original obviously not cringe sequel), but yeah I could see him making a really kino one, especially the WW1 Hell segments holy fuck that is absolutely perfect for Eggers

Alexander Skarsgård wouldn't even make a bad Jackie, assuming he could pull off a New York accent. You'd just need to dye his hair black.

youtube.com/watch?v=kv9XfJXCfzo

OH NO SKARSGÅRD BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

Yeah, I could see that desu I guess. Who would be Jenny though…
I love Anya but no way, not again

Taking my dad to see this.

Don't exercise to hard

>be me
>do exactly what the government says
>government allows me to do more :)
>I am better than you

nice, are you the user whose dad didn't like the Lighthouse?

No, he hasn't seen the Lighthouse

i live in MARYLAND usa and they even lifted muzzle mandates, you dont need a damn clotshot to go into the kinoma

that was another user then
the weird stuff in the lighthouse was very sexual and nihilistic, the weird stuff in this movie is, although still a bit offputting of course, not the same at all

I'm in Singapore you retard. Unvaccinated can't even fucking find a job.

>it's not 'revenge bad'
to add on this, from the line "choose between love for your kin and hate for your enemies" some anons thought that revenge bad would be the message of the film. It's not

I'm watching it on Friday and I really shouldn't even be on Yea Forums right now because I don't want to get spoiled but I'm happy to hear it's kino and that it's getting good reviews

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I think I'm the only person on Yea Forums who's seen it so far, looking forward to discussing it here

Can I watch this with my brother who is 15 or is it inappropriate? I don't want to watch it alone if I can help it

>not a single person that is not of European descent
I'm sold. Don't even need to read the rest of your post. Thanks, user

>Anya's bush and butt
mirkin bush or real bush?

As for sex, the film is not inappropriate. There's some nudity but not that explicit, Anya's butt and bush as I said but I don't recall any titties or graphic sex
What other movies does he like? Someone who watches only marvel might think it's a cool movie with weird moments, or a weird movie with cool moments

>Ohio theater
Yep, I'll be the only black person there

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don't know, the shot wasn't focused on it. Some user will have to do some digital surgery
among the 11 people in the theater there were 2 Arabs. If you appreciate kino you appreciate kino

He watched Blood Diamond with me, some Leo other Dicaprio films like The Departed and animated shit like Rango

The film is of course nothing like a Scorsese movie, not worse or better but just an entirely different thing. The Northman isn't a fast movie with witty dialogue, it's really like an ancient nordic epic being shown on screen

>we get to see Anya's bush
Is it blonde?

youtube.com/watch?v=qM-1QLnbN0Y

The OST sounds pretty good

yup. Especially with pic rel the ost is amazing

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>Anya's bush and butt
Ill only watch for this honestly

dark if I recall correctly

/thread

No need to reply to your own posts 3 times

Can anyone confirm the True Blood tie-in?

>no real repeating melody
actually there kind of is, watching and listening to the little that there is of it on youtube

how else will we he tell us that he knows for certain that this is a movie about toxic masculinity even though he hasn't seen it

All European actors? No stupid edgy haircuts? Actually historically accurate? Fuck yea. As I was reading the ending was kino the youtube review of the movie going on in the background said the last 20 minutes were kino at the same time lmao.

>All European actors?
Well no, some are American

>anglogermcucks
>European descent

lmao

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