viking kino prep for The Northman
Viking kino prep for The Northman
Josiah Harris
Isaac Richardson
I watch the trailer every fucking day since forever, can't fucking whait.
Ryan Young
/fit/ ruined me
i used to think this dyel was big
Luke Green
It's enough for good health and to impress girls, if that's what you aim for
Landon Moore
This film in OP was actually finally a film that depicted Vikings as they likely actually looked, and also what most average Scandinavians today even look like.
The Northman seems okay but falls a little for the Aryan trope, but it's okay since it's based on fictional mythic poem or whatever I guess.
Jordan Murphy
valhalla rising is kino as fuck
also, quickpill me on the northman. is it diversity casted at all?
Parker Robinson
cope
Aiden Sullivan
post body
Alexander Cruz
???
what?
Adrian Reyes
>to impress girls
absolutely ngmi
Cameron Gonzalez
Booked my ticket for Friday, bros! I hope a lanklet doesn't sit in front of me.
Jeremiah Nelson
Is this achievable natty?
Brody Fisher
no surprise seeing as its one of the few viking kinos actually directed and produced by real Scandinavians, of course they depict them normally and not as raging stereotypes
David Campbell
Daily reminder the Northman's viral marketers on Yea Forums are in a PANIC. The film scored under 65 in test screenings which means the word of mouth won't be enough to carry the box office.
So they're flooding Yea Forums and /pol/ with posts that The Northman is 'an EPIC alt right pro-white film!'
Problem is Robert Eggers is an extreme anti-trump WOKE leftist.
>"I wasn't interested in vikings because of the macho stereotypes and neonazis"
>RE: And then with this movie, I wasn’t like, “Now I’m going to write a movie about toxic masculinity.” But as I’ve said may times, nothing good happens when two men are trapped in a giant phallus. So obviously that’s what’s going to happen in [the lighthouse].
>AVC: It does seem very inevitable between them. So, you didn’t sit down and go, “I’m going to write a movie about toxic masculinity.” But at what point did you start to recognize that that’s what the story is about in some ways?
>RE: When my brother and I got all the way through [the script] the first time, we were like, “Yeah, that’s what’s going on.”
film.avclub.com
The marketers are SO desperate they are now recruiting Alfonso Cuaron to put out articles for the movie.
>directors close buddy sees movie
>"Hey alfonso, we're struggling with the test scores on our movie. we're under 65 which means bad word of mouth. I dont know what to do."
>next day
>DIRECTOR'S FRIEND: "MY BUDDIES MOVIE IS FUCKING AMAZING!"
It will be interesting to see what Eggers viral marketing team try next with their guaranteed meme trash flop.
Colton Carter
There's one that I've seen. Brief shot during a battle sequence. Could be a slave or something, but it's super jarring.
Asher Wright
couldnt you have just said that instead of stock buzzword #2145477?
Levi Jackson
>So they're flooding Yea Forums and /pol/ with posts that The Northman is 'an EPIC alt right pro-white film!'
You greatly overestimate Yea Forums's reach and importance.
Cooper Clark
yeah, i always love seeing the posters on here ranting about shills as though Yea Forums is some kind of gigantic market share they must appease to make money. the echo chamber here affects people just as much as reddit does
Logan Phillips
the even funnier thing is, most people here pirate everything so it makes even less sense. everything here must be a cOnSpIrAcY nowadays
Jason Rivera
Literally Refn's worst. Fear X and Bleeder included.
Benjamin Campbell
>funnier thing is, most people here pirate everything
You'd think that but from what I've seen in discussions more and more recently I'm starting to think the majority of Yea Forums are iKiddies who don't know how to torrent.
Noah Ramirez
>I'm starting to think the majority of Yea Forums are iKiddies who don't know how to torrent
this. and they seethe about it too even though it takes 5 minutes to figure out how to do it
Colton Cruz
actually, it's refn's greatest achievement. it's rather unique what he did in that movie.
Evan Morgan
Pusher trilogy and Drive were his greatest
Owen Thompson
He looks better than 90 percent of the population
Luke Sanders
He looks great queer.
Grayson Russell
What are some viking essentials?
I wanna start watching the Vikings show and I wanna watch this too.
What else?
Jose Walker
its going to be a good kino, i am going to have my penis out when the raping scenes approach
Christopher Myers
do some meth beforehand so you think you're actually in the scene and start attacking women around you in the theater
Jonathan Hughes
Are you ready to see Anna Taylor-Joy's bloody vulva? Its gonna be so gross!
Jordan Butler
A retelling of beowulf and grendel.
but also has a more esoteric story to tell, cromag vs neander.
Robert Davis
lol imagine that's so nasty lol i hope she doesn't spread it so we see it in more detail lol so gross
Cooper Bell
Unironically How To Train Your Dragon. The original BeoWulf is pretty good too.
Dylan Wilson
The Last Kingdom. Superior to Vikings, especially past the first 2-3 season when Vikings became trash
Andrew James
>Northman Trailer 1: 184k likes
>Amazon LOTR Trailer: 111k likes
Fucking mogged.
David Gonzalez
Outlander starring the guy who played Jesus in the Mel Gibson movie.
Jason Gutierrez
>lo there do I see my father
Chase Flores
>We want the Skyrim audience
Fucking dropped.
Jack Ward
The movie isn't for racists if thats what you are asking
Matthew Ward
shut the fuck up, you mentally handicapped pseudo journo larper
Juan Jenkins
impressing girls doesnt mean shit if you're autistic and wont speak to them.
Thomas Bell
Same, my standards are insane and after 3 years of lifting I don't even look great
Jeremiah Rivera
no
here's ur cast bro.
directed by known kino man, Eggers
Evan Ramirez
>to impress girls
I dont give a shit about impressing girls I got them when I was skinny, I want to be a hero.
Christian Rogers
Refn's best film. don't >> me
Easton Scott
Real vikings probably looked closer to the pic in OP than Iceman does in the Northman
Asher Kelly
shut up queer
Levi Perry
Aceveda....no!
Joshua Adams
The Vikings, starring Kirk Douglas
Jeremiah Powell
They looked kinda weird
Landon Hall
It's not big but he still looks more fit than the average guy which is either fat or skinny fat.
Jordan Nelson
Sucks I'm a piratecuck and will have to wait for this kino. I'm not going out in public
Aiden Gray
>is it diversity casted at all?
ethnicelebs.com
Robert Neil Eggers
>Ethnicity: English, Irish, German, Ashkenazi Jewish
en.wikipedia.org
Anya Taylor-Joy
>Her father is an Argentine of English and Scottish descent, the son of a British father and an Argentine-British mother. Her mother was born in Zambia
Its a Viking film directed by a Ashkenazi Jew stars a half-Argentinian half-African. What do you think?
Jace Richardson
Just because you are born in Africa doesn't mean you're 'African'. Guess that is a hard concept for some people to wrap their heads around
Daniel Roberts
Anya is half-African? Africans looks like THAT?!
Christian Walker
youtube.com
This assuaged all my fears about the film. The writing seems amazing.
Bentley Scott
They all look like relatives of Willem Dafoe.
Brody Robinson
Accurate.
Ian Brown
Lizard looking ass
Adrian Scott
based actual schizo
Brandon Edwards
a beautiful woman of color
Liam Foster
Kino