Depp vs Heard Trial Day 2 General

let's fuckin 'ave it lads

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How are these lawyers getting these texts and emails, isn't it illegal?

>Is reddit correct?

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why is amber dressed like a nazi general

>ba ba bah bah bah bah bah

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If you think thats bad. She showed her tits when she was only 15 in a movie

Oh I know. I fapped that scene (I was underage too but I'd do it again today)

>law & crime
lol
lmao

That turbodyke judge is allowing the most obtuse and misleading questions.

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>twig with the eyebrows
you mean Cara Delevingne? Elon is a lucky man

>i'll overrule the objection, but it's the last time ok
>I'll allow it, but we need to move on, ok

what happens if you go to the stand and you just behave like a crazy maniac? or you plain don't answer the questions?

like
>so your brother is a crazy drug addict?
>............................. (stay silent for 5 minutes)
>is he?
>....................

would you go to jail or something? is it mandatory to be sitting there being harassed?

>what happens if you go to the stand and you just behave like a crazy maniac? or you plain don't answer the questions?
you get held in contempt of court and depending on how bad you can be punished with up to jail time.

More like Johnny Depth. Man put on some weight.

what a fucking gay shit
can you just say you don't remember to everything?

i know who Johnny Depp is but who the fuck is Amber Heard? Does she actually have 50-100mil to pay? and what defamatory shit did she say exactly?

Wow what a fair society putting someone in jail for just not talking and committing zero violence

He's 60

Imagine how hot it would have been when if she had explosive diarrhea.

Depp is a racist. Simple as

>can you just say you don't remember to everything?
yes but if you are lying the and court has proof your lying you can be charged with perjury. You have a right to not take the stand unless you are subpoena which only really happens in criminal cases even they you can plead the 5th.

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That's what 90% of people who testify in front of Congress do. They just say "I don't recall" to every question and there's absolutely nothing that can be done

this woman right of him is fucking cute

Camille Vasquez
she has an onlyfans

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pretty much this.
>court has proof your lying you can be charged with perjury
its extremely rare people are charged with it. The court basically needs a sworn statement prior to your testimony that contradicts what you are saying to the court. Even then saying I don't remember doesn't necessarily qualify as perjury.

How is this lawyer repeatedly allowed to just put words in her mouth and then ask, "right?"
>You hated your brother because he was a drug-addicted abusive dickhead, correct?
>You wanted to help your brother stop beating the shit out of Amber Heard, right?

Just asking simple questions bro. Whats the problem?

why do you post something like that without any proof?

this

I'm John Depp. This woman is tearing me apart bros. Lend me your strength like Goku with the Spirit Bomb, I need all of your energy in this courtroom now!

god i hate Lawyers so fucking much

just look at the judge and you have your answer

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Now that changes everything

how's it looking for us amberbros? are we winning?

no our case is turning into explosive diarrhea.

She didn't do anything to him. He cut his own finger off and raped her with a bottle. She's completely innocent and he's a psycho who's obsessed with her.

you need to put such questions before the court to include them in your closing address; it's a formality. if you say no to x, but you have overwhelming evidence x was actually true, you can then actually make that argument to the judge and jury in the closing address

OMG DEPP FIRED PEOPLE AND WAS LATE TO A MOVIE SET SEND HIM DOWN!!!!

why isn't this about Heard beating him and laughing when he runs away.. which is all on audio

Did she poop in the court yet?

She falsely accused him of a bunch oh shit and he lost movie deals because of poundmetoo

>ha ha yeah dude, if you post a frog with a message about normal sex life problems you will get hundreds of replies
>watch this

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>manjaw
>fivehead
>literally concave titties
what is the appeal of this broad?

kys

and she can simply answer "no"

Posh and kinky like all tory women

depp looked like shit for years throughout the 2010s, because of the drugs and fashion choices but at 58 he looks pretty good.

That audio was manipulated by Depp's lawyers. They cut out the parts proving Depp was the abuser and she was just defending herself.

Johnny Depp is a drug addict nigger faggot but he is also Jack Sparrow so I hope he wins.

There's no proof that what she said was false. There's lots of evidence of him abusing her.

>...right?
>OBJECTION
>I'll allow it :)

cute

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reddit.com/r/NudeCelebsOnly/comments/5liy2m/keira_knightley_flashing_her_tits/

>he told you he'd been late to movie sets, correct?
>objection
>rephrase it with a foundation
>did your brother tell you that he'd been late to movie sets?
>objection
>overruled
>he never said that to me, no I don't believe
>right, but your brother told you that he'd been late to movie sets, right
>objection
>overruled
>I don't think he said that to me
>he told you he'd been late to movie sets, correct?
>objection
>okay, sustained

Depp's life completely went downward spiral went Winona dumped her

tite, and attractive to those with high T
low T individuals need highly exaggerated sexual features for a woman to be attractive

Lol she calls him a coward for running away everytime they argue and thatcshe can't promise she won't hit him when they argue. You paki simp

I GOT THE DA ON MY ASS FOR THAT STUNT YOU PULLED IN COURT YESTERDAY

are all trials this infuriating

Im confused are all these Keiras or does she have clones?

:3

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I don't understand why lawyers do this shit. Can't I just tell them "your honour this fucking faggot is insinuating unsubstantiated bullshit to my face, permission to bash their fucking head in outside?"

>coward for running away everytime they argue
sounds like my mom

they are when an old lesbian is the judge

yes

Why is this judge so tough on the defense and so lenient on Amber

based Johnny shitposting on Yea Forums during the trial

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Depps definitely fucking and you judt know its making Heard seethe.

pray to god you never find yourself in a courtroom for any reason

All Keira from that one movie "The Hole" in 2001. Very weird movie for several reasons. One of which being the scene where she walks into male shower room and gets exposed to several full frontal nude guys and one visibly goes from soft to semi hard after she looks at his dick and she smiles

she's a dumbass woman

is Musk going against Depp in this?

All women are queens.
Listen and believe.

It makes sense considering she's technically a newbie. Check her linkedin page. She's been a lawyer for less than 5 years

>you were involved in trying to cover up how it happened right?
>I don't understand the question
>you were involved in trying to cover up how it happened, correct?

When are they bringing Damian Echols as character witness?

and people say that Better Call Saul is slow.

Maybe she wanted to understand how "cover up" was conveyed.

matriarchal camaraderie

yep, hell probably give testimony to her character at the time they were dating and will say shes not crazy etc.

>you lied right?
>No
>so you lied earlier then
>No

Depp has to prove he was defamed, not the other way around.

Redpill me on defamation, isn't it basically impossible to win a trial like that?

why she doesn't want to answer? the question was pretty clear

*forgets*

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>So if Sneed=Feed
>Then that must be Chuck=?

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Is (((Roberta Kaplan))) in the trial or did they fire her