THERE IS A BIG SPACE BATTLE AND I DONT KNOW BY THE FIRST SECONDS WHO IS WHO, FUCK YOU GEORGE YOU PIECE OF SHIT

There’s nothing more pathetic than a butthurt prequel fan

>HOW DARE YOU EXPLAIN THE FORCE????? FUCK YOU GEORGE I AM TOO DUMB FOR SCIENCE, I NEED TO BELIEVE IN SPACE WIZARDRY

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>I HATE THE PREQUELS BECAUSE A MAN ON THE INTERNET SAID THEY'RE BAD, OK?

>There’s nothing more pathetic than a butthurt prequel fan

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I style my pubes the same way as that haircut so that it tickles my balls when I walk.

I demand an apology

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Kek.

I am a massive cgi hater but I really don’t understand how anyone can hate that opening. It still impresses me to this day

>NOOOOO WHY IS GENERAL GRIEVOUS FOLLOWING THE ORDERS OF HIS SUPERIOR AND THE LEADER OF THE CIS AGHHHH IM GOING INSANE WHY ISNT HE QUESTIONING THIS GUY LITERALLY ALL THE OTHER LEADERS TRUST AND FREQUENTLY GET ADVICE FROM WHILE HE’S IN THE MIDDLE OF A BATTLE

He's a self-hating Jew, Like all Jews.

mike is a massive le science reddit atheist though

Mike thinks he comes off as a big movie buff if he shits on CGI. Same as when he starts naming movie directors completely out of nowhere.

Because old science fiction movies has too much talky talky and that's boring to him. He wants to see the heckin' monsterinos.

That's right though, what the fuck was George thinking with that shit

"Visually confusing" is an euphemism for "I'm old now".

I think it was a fair point how weird it is that every single force user has the iconic Star Wars Light Saber™ in the prequels, when in the original trilogie it seemed like a thing only jedi KNIGHTS had, with Darth Vader beeing the evil exception. Yoda and the Emperor are more like wizards

>praises The Force Awakens

You can't criticise Mike for hating the prequels but loving TFA if you love the prequels and hate TFA.

Wrong. TFA is an unoriginal reboot movie a glib fascimile and a shallow theme park ride. If it was something original like those marvel flicks i wouldnt mind it i guess, but even then it doesnt have the family friendly wholesomeness of the marvel flicks. Marvel do it better.

Why can't I?

>THE PREQUELS ARE SUDDENLY GOOD NOW BECAUSE THE DISNEY TRILOGY SUCKS, OK?

TFA, for any real Star Wars fan, was an utter atrocity. If you thought the Prequels "ruined" the OT by meddling with the backstories, TFA quite literally dragged everyone out of their victory over the Empire and threw them right back into the muck rendering the whole arc of the OT moot. Leia/Han's family is ruined, the Not Empire is back and destroying everything with a Super Mega Death Star, ugly rehash through and through that also managed to fuck over the characters and story of the OT.

But this dude is a Gen X monkey so all he cared about was seeing the Millenium Falcon again. True sign of a midwit.

They were always good

>he said the movie didn't say who grievous is, but it was in the crawl
He was only a general you sick fuck

>Gen X monkey
They are the worst generation.

>If you thought the Prequels "ruined" the OT by meddling with the backstories
lmao yeah the worst part about the prequels were the backstories and not Jar Jar stepping on the poop

I don't even remember Jar Jar stepping in poop, I do remember the ST ruining literally every OT character and their resolution from Ep VI and then finishing up with "the Emperor has returned"

Jar Jar Binks is kinda hot.

>TFA WAS EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED
>DAISY RIDLEY IS CHARISMATIC AS HELL
t. RLM the movie experts

I wish i didn't have to goto bed right now. I'd BTFO all the prequel haters in this thread. Seriously Fuck Mike.

>I LOVED Jurassic world!
- real Michael stoklasa quote

>I don't even remember Jar Jar stepping in poop
Because you've never actually sat down and watched Episode I, prequel shitter.

>angry, seething all caps greentext because it lives rent free under your skin
>3 samefag posts before anyone else even replied to your thread
Why do you hurt so much? Who did this to you?

Not an argument

Yes, and?
I wasn't making an "argument".
I was making an observation that op is a sad, brutalized misfit who is unable to control his emotions on the Television and Film board.

Id defend George but it’s pretty obvious that he put no thought into the prequels and basically just wanted to sell more toys.
Which is fine but you can’t really defend his writing

>grrrr he says the shitty CGI nonsense in the sequels is great but hates the CGI nonsense in the prequels
>BTW I love the shitty CGI nonsense in the prequels is great but hate the CGI nonsense in the sequels
It's the same shitty CGI nonsense.

>Who did this to you?
Obviously, Mike Stoklasa.

Yes I did. Did you walk out of the theater because you didn't like a low brow gag? You're a retard

Yet you do from the first seconds of ANH. Really goes to show how hard the OT blows prequel shit out of the water.

>Jay...Jay... *wheeze* Abrams...should...direct *wet cough* Starrrr Waaaarsh... *gurgle* and George Lucaaaaas *sweats pure grease* should direct...*liver implodes* people to their SEATS! *collapses into himself*

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>sneakily admits he hasn't watched Episode I since he was a literal child
Prequel shitters should kill themselves.

No, we've seen what happens when just want to sell toys. It's called The Force Awakens, which RedLetterMedia approved when it first came out.
Who said anything about CGI?

>prequelfaggots STILL seething almost twenty years later
you know you just make the prequel reviews grow more enjoyable and relevant with your seethe, right?

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Vader wasn't an exception. He used a lightsaber because of was an fallen jedi. That was the idea. Ben was a knight. Luke was trying to become a knight. Vader was a fallen knight. Yoda was essentially the grand master of the force, like a wise sage . The Emperor was his opposite but for the dark side.

Kek

Mike Stoklasa likes the sequels. His opinion is now a joke.

>Ben
Lmao tryhard

>Did you know that Chewbacca actually knew Yoda?
>Did you know that Storm Troopers were clones and that's what the clone wars were? But also they aren't actually clones anymore but we never explained why?
>Did you know that Vader was actually the chosen one and everyone in the order referred to him as such?
>Did you know that Vader actually created C3PO, the very same droid Luke happened upon? He also owned R2D2, who saved Obi-Wans life on multiple occasions (while going on to say he has no recollection of such a droid)

It absolutely was the worst part of the prequels. I could go on all day. Don't get me started on Disney shit, that's even worse

>Did you know Han didn't actually have a last name but he was alone so the imperial officer who he signed up for training with called him Solo?
>Did you know they actually outran a blackhole Cthulu lovecraft monster during the kessel run? Something that apparently isn't as impressive as just saying you did it in a shorter distance than anyone else.

Fucking awful.

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It's then opposite of tryhard. Ben is easier to type than Obi-Wan or Kenobi.

dont care about ecelbs but jurassic world was actually good and did everything it wanted to do... the next movie wrecked that...

He doesn't. He thought the TFA was a good start but he clearly had problems with it as he explains in the Plinkett review.

>that Mike was literally just a bandwaggoning fanboy
Well he's a trekkie so it's clear he never got star wars.

He didn't say Abrams should write it though.