Peter, we need to have a talk

For me, it’s Aunt Cass

>N-nothing. O-on an unrelated topic, can you go to the gym more often and stop wiping when you piss? Thanks.

I read that in the Lois Griffin voice.

>As you can see, Peter, yes. I have betrayed our people. But you don't understand. You don't understand the heaven that is going up to your pelvis in dark meat. They really are like animals, just like my father always told me. "No son of mine would be caught dead courting a nigress." But once you've had a taste, Sally from Sunday school who was saving herself for our marriage just doesn't cut it anymore. I was 25 when I had my first rumble in the jungle. And you know what I did, Peter? For 15 years I prowled street corners sweeping up every black mama I could find. Big ones, fat ones, short ones, tall ones. Fatherless half-breeds litter the streets of New York. They still tell stories about me in Harlem, hoots from old ladies about Adrian "Massa" Toomes and his bag of whips. If you're gonna do this, Pete, you better go all the way. Show my daughter why we've been running the world for thousands of years.

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part of his new costume

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>tfw your mother had this conversation with you when you were a teenager

I love her cheesy acting.

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>Peter, why you always go in bathroom after I have done poop? Is strange for young boy to do.

>God hasn't given me super powers because he knows I'd rape remorselessly.
Laugh. I think 99.9% of the population don't have super powers from God just for that reason.
It is a responsibility after all!

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>You're the one who sorts the laundry dumb cunt, you tell me

whats this from?

Nah, you wear them and pretend you're the woman you stole them from. You rub your dick with your finger tips and pretend it's a clit while you simulate sex.

What's their relationship in the story?

So THIS is why they call him Pundo Parker?

>I stopped because its weird
You think? Must have needed great consideration to come to that conclusion.

Τhis kid is gay 100%

>You think?
Yeah. Being horny clouds judgment. We learn and grow user, it's not a big deal.

Do young men really do this?

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Kek Jesus fucking christ she definitely sucked him off at some point. I guess also what she's saying makes sense about the missing father. If I didn't have a bigger larger male around me my hormones would've probably tricked me into thinking it's okay to take what women I wanted even if it were family. With a father you nope out of that because you're still weak and young.

it's a script user she gets paid by lonely basement dwellers to read stuff

who is this and what kino has she been in

Tara Tainton, almost exclusively makes incest mom-son roleplay porn

her name is literally in the photo

I have a sister and I never felt horny for her at all. You're just a freak bro

God that's even more pathetic

>and I never felt horny
That's a you problem mate. When you're young, careless and horny you can find temptations in weird shit. It's funny this is somehow unimaginable for you.

Nta but he’s not entirely wrong. Your argument is faulty because as much as you get horny when you’re young there’s a limit to what can be considered as normal horny experimenting and what is just total degeneracy.
Would you excuse let’s say, fucking a dead raccoon you found in the street with “ey bro I was just horny and it clouded my judgement”?

>sniffing a bra justification can be used to justify fucking a dead racoon
When you have to go to such lengths to make a point, it doesn't make you or your argument look good. It's a ridiculous reach. I'd say fucking my pillow or couch because I'm horny is on par with sniffing my sisters bra with how weird it is.

>and I never felt horny
>for her, my own sister
Retarded coomer

>I'd say fucking my pillow or couch because I'm horny is on par with sniffing my sisters bra with how weird it is.
Kek
You really are a sick little animal

Ms Parker it's perfectly normal for a young man to steal his aunt's panties. Nothing to call the police over. How about we take some of Peter's underwear to get back at him? I can hold on to them. And any photos of Peter in shorts. He's a good looking boy.

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Why do you assume I wanted to fuck my sister? It's just a bra bro.
Oh you never dry jumped your pillow or bed? And I'm the weird one?

Alright bois, let's wrap it up, the abused homos arrived

I'm only into panties for the white discharge that women leave in them. Forgot which female comedian it was, but they talked about how they would put on a fresh pair, get turned on while wearing them all day, then question whether they dropped cream cheese in their panties, they had so much discharge/grool.

There should be an inner voice in your head telling you “dont do that, that’s fucked up” on the regular which, if you dont have it, means you’re capable of even worse.

Its you equating that with getting off to your sister that makes you weird. Coomers really are braindead

>just a bra bro
Your sisters bra

>There should be an inner voice in your head telling you “dont do that, that’s fucked up” on the regular which
>at 11 years old
Yeah kids are known for their wisdom and sane judgment, kek
Here's a funny one for ya, I thought girls had penises for a while when I was really young. I also thought babies are made by couples literally sleeping next to each other so I was worried once by sleeping next to a cousin of mine that she'd wake up pregnant. Thank fuck we grow up and realize how dumb we were. Thank fuck I didn't have retards like you around to try and make me feel bad for it though, don't have kids, they'll be miserable NPCs.

>getting off to your sister
>sniffing your sister's bra is getting off to your sister
No. Are you a woman? I don't understand why you keep making these wild jumps in your head.

How is that a wild jump kek
Man you're retarded
Sorry to be the one to tell ypu this but normal men are repulsed by their own families undewear

>abused homos
You know faggots are some of the most degenerate coomers out there right? Who can't contol their sexual impulses, kind of like you?

This is just degeneracy and fetish acting

Wholesome and cute

>You know faggots are some of the most degenerate coomers out there right?
Yeah but ig being attracted to a feminine clothing item makes them shiver in fear.
>How is that a wild jump kek
How is it not? I didn't even have a clear image of what sex was at the time, just that shaking my dick felt good.
>normal men are repulsed by their own families undewear
>men
Are you lost? I already said I did it when I was 11 and grew out of it pretty quick.

I used to live a huge sharehouse and i was up one night and found one of the girl's panties and had a huge fucking whiff, The initial smell was ok but i must have inhaled some heavy particles because i felt sick for about an hour afterward.

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>Marisa Tomei is 57 years old

Jesus fucking Christ, how is she still so hot and breedable? Fucking hell I'd love to knock her up.

>it must have gotten mixed up in the laundry

You know you're not the only person who was 11 right? We were all 11 once kek
You're the one getting off to your own sisters feminine clothing

Alright I need the movie.

>We were all 11 once
Good for you
>You're the one getting off to your own sisters feminine clothing
Yeah that's what I said i did as a dumb horny kid like a billion years ago, and?

>Good for you
Yeah good for us for not getting off to our sisters
>and?
You're a sick little freak is all

>getting off to our sisters
Why are you such a jew? Always trying to twist arguments?
>You're a sick little freak is all
Were*. You never did stupid shit when you were young? What are you doing here?