I wasn't interested in vikings because of the macho stereotypes and neonazis

It's too easy to trigger libtards

>fringe web group represented nowhere made me detest my heritage

Ok tranny, back to Hassan streams.

>tranny
Yeah, there you go, lol... I know this will really piss you off so I'll just tell you most Scandinavian girls here find Scandinavian stuff incredibly boring too and most find 'purity' (as in no foreign descent or cultural aspects of a guy) incredibly offputting and boring as well.
I had an ex who said to me once she'd much rather watch something about ancient Bantu peoples or Arabs and their mythology and culture than any more boring fantasy viking shit, I know that will really piss you off, so I tell you.
Thanks for ruining our heritage with your stupid stereotypes and self-insertion and injection of modern political values and insecurities onto our ancestors and cultural heritage.
And yeah, guess what, here in Scandinavia transgender peoples have some of the strongest rights and Scandi society is overwhelmingly accepting, loving and welcoming of them.
So go fuck yourself, we are not your fucking self-insertion fantasy, we actually look down upon you as subhuman.
Scandinavia is progressive af and we love freedom and individuality and uniqueness.
Go kill yourself, boring chud.

I'm glad this hasn't happened to Finnish mythology

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Yeah Finnish mythology is cool. Thankfully they tend to leave Finns alone because, like the retards they are, alt-right incels seem to think you're all Mongoloid or something lmfao...

What are some Viking kino? I feel like there's either not so much to pick from or I'm just uncultured in that field.

Don't worry in 50 to 80 years once mass migration turn your country majority Muslim we will finally see a return to traditional values and rejection of globohomo

the Northman viral marketers resorting to spamming /pol/ lmao

Daily reminder the Northman's viral marketers on Yea Forums are in a PANIC. The film scored under 65 in test screenings which means the word of mouth won't be enough to carry the box office.

So they're flooding Yea Forums and /pol/ with posts that The Northman is 'an EPIC alt right pro-white film!'

Problem is Robert Eggers is an extreme anti-trump WOKE leftist.

>RE: And then with this movie, I wasn’t like, “Now I’m going to write a movie about toxic masculinity.” But as I’ve said may times, nothing good happens when two men are trapped in a giant phallus. So obviously that’s what’s going to happen in [the lighthouse].

>AVC: It does seem very inevitable between them. So, you didn’t sit down and go, “I’m going to write a movie about toxic masculinity.” But at what point did you start to recognize that that’s what the story is about in some ways?

>RE: When my brother and I got all the way through [the script] the first time, we were like, “Yeah, that’s what’s going on.”

film.avclub.com/the-lighthouse-s-robert-eggers-nothing-good-happens-w-1839071674

The marketers are SO desperate they are now recruiting Alfonso Cuaron to put out articles for the movie.

>directors close buddy sees movie
>"Hey alfonso, we're struggling with the test scores on our movie. we're under 65 which means bad word of mouth. I dont know what to do."
>next day
>DIRECTOR'S FRIEND: "MY BUDDIES MOVIE IS FUCKING AMAZING!"

It will be interesting to see what Eggers viral marketing team try next with their guaranteed meme trash flop. I bet you willem dafoe has a lot of spooky man wacky faces in it though that reddit will love!

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>most Scandinavian girls here find
Don't care. If you care about what women think, you'll end up a cuck paying for some bull. You most likely already are.

>most find 'purity' (as in no foreign descent or cultural aspects of a guy) incredibly offputting and boring as well.
Is that what they told you HAHAHA

Ironically most of the anti-gay, regressive, trannyhating "people" in Scandinavia are literally all Muslim and African immigrants lmfao.
Those are literally the incel chuds political and ideological equal, while they're idealized Aryan Scandis all are progressive af and love open borders and mixing and being left-wing.
Can't make this shit up, being an alt-right incel just seems to be a neverending exercise in humiliation and intellectual castration.
No wonder they're all cuckolds obsessed with BBC and white sissy porn.

>Finnish mythology
Already raped by Tolkien.

Holy shit viral marketers will stoop so low.
PATHETIC! Vikingshit is FINALLY DEAD!
FUCK WHITE PEOPLE AND FUCK EGGERS!

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Your mythology is widely spread on Yea Forums.

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better Tolkien than fucking Marvel

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This is one of the saddest things I've ever read on so many levels.

YWNHS

Why are you replying to yourself?

Unironically based, love the coping replies as well

>.. I know this will really piss you off so I'll just tell you most Scandinavian girls here find Scandinavian stuff incredibly boring too and most find 'purity' (as in no foreign descent or cultural aspects of a guy) incredibly offputting and boring as well.

Why the fuck did you phrase it in a way like you have outmatched someone?

> Haha silly chuds! girls in my country find repuslive anyone who is from my country and find my country's history boring! Take that chuds :)

You deserve to be decapitated, and your women fucking everyone but you since you actively encourage it. Hey, maybe your Scandinavian heritage IS truly worthless and needs to be wiped out since it led to you.

If anything it means these nazis won because they stole from them lol

Love the malding this comment is causing.

>haha im a self-hating nigger-worshipper take that
Whoa you got me.

Notice how they went from idolizing and worshipping Scandinavians to effectively willing their genocide and replacement by those 'mudslimes' and 'niggers' they apparently hate and want Scadinavians to stop importing.
All in the space of several minutes, because an actual Scandinavian was a big meanie and made them boo boo with some harsh truths.
Rightwingism is legitimately a mental illness, a neurological disease, and we should start sectioning and treating them accordingly.
They need medication and therapy, BADLY.

You'll learn what the real world is like once you leave the University of Copenhagen or Stockholm or Malmö. Try talking to an adult male over the age of 35.

Try actually coming to Scandinavia yourself and talking to adult males over the age of 35.
Literally the only people you'll generally find who remotely agree with you are Muslims and Africans, hilariously enough.
Fucking idiot.

hes right. most of the right wing people here are turboincels and ostracized immediately so they just end up going on shootings or terrorist attacks and weirdly they always mainly kill other ethnic scandinavians despite apparently hating immigrants and whatnot.
seriously every single one of breiviks victims were ethnic norwegian lmao. its always the same with right wing incel extremists here, they always just kill white people.

Which Scandinavian country are you guys talking about? I have no idea why you'd use such a vague descriptor when it comes to these nations. Denmark is very different from Sweden in its cultural and political temperament, for example

>Denmark is very different from Sweden in its cultural and political temperament, for example
Not really. Denmark is slightly less left, sure, but it's marginally and compared to the rest of the world Denmark is still homoglobo and progressive af.

The Law of Jante is a huge difference between Denmark and Sweden. Sweden is out of synch with Denmark when it comes to politics, and the cultural sentiments are not the same

Memes about Sweden being a leftist shithole with their government punishing hard for multicultural agenda with includes discrediting cultural and ethnic heritage of swedes have been around for years now. Nobody is worthshiping Sweden of today - pretty much everyone here agrees that Swedish men are only deserving of contempt for letting this happen to themselves.

That entire post (unless it is a subtle bait) is absolutely depressing since the guy seems to be bragging about people and women specifically finding their own culture and history boring and worship foreigners instead.

Most famous is probably Rafninn flygur. But it was a movie that went out of it's way to subvert viking stereotypes with new historical inaccuracies that weren't much better. It's probably Eggers main inspiration with the simple revenge story.

>The Law of Jante
Dude, please stop reading about Scandinavia and Wikipedia and acting as if you know shit about the contemporary countries and peoples there.
Holy shit your autism is fucking painful.

>The Law of Jante is a code of conduct created in fiction by the Danish-Norwegian author Aksel Sandemose
Holy shit, man, you're talking about some fictional bullshit LMFAO

> Goddam niggers can only rob and rape whites - those animals need to be exterminated
> HOLY HECK WHITE MEN ROBBING AND RAPING OTHER WHITES BUT WITH BOATS ABSOLUTELY BASED

Why

Sit in a room with someone with an XY chromosome, have a couple of beers, and see how wrong you are.

>Why
Same reason they hate black men sexually owning white women in the 2020s but then attempt to idealize and gloat about Asian women being sexually owned by white men in the past.

this. vikings are fucking gay anyway

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Christianity won. Vikangz lost.

Uhhh, kan du koppla mig till baseratdepartementet?

speak a real language pls

uuhhh puhu suomea!

>I'm scandinavian

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Case and point, Varg. Another classic textbook scandicel who spends all his time raging against other types of Europeans (Meds) and Christianity and fantasizing about blond hair and blue eyes and phenotype (even though Varg's did literally looks like a Med and some of his kids have dark hair), and even though tons of Scandinavians (ethnic ones) have dark hair and/or eyes).
Also his wife and mother of his kids is French, not even a Scandinavian, and he idolizes and worships Turks.
He willed the genocide of White Americans and their replacement by Native Americans and the return of their land to them.
Most rightwing scandicels aren't even really rightwing and seem to hate other white people (or even their own scandinavians fellows) way more than any foreigners or browns or blacks.

And then there's Hitler and how he spent most of his time in power annihilating other types of Indo-European white peoples and again fixating on blond hair and blue eyes despite like 99% of Nazi highrankers having dark hair and/or eyes, being short and unfit and looking borderline genetically dysfunctional.

I actually have blond hair and blue eyes, unlike most of my fellow ethnic Scandinavians, and a huge percentage of the ones that actually do (mainly women) literally dye their hair. They are peroxide blondes lmao.
But yeah, whatever, man.

You're the one obsessed with Varg, to the point that you let his views dictate how you should feel about your heritage. It's sad and pathetic.

>being short

SHUT UP SHUT UP 5'9 IS A NORMAL HEIGHT

Jeg er dansker, så med hvad fuck snakker I to om? I'm pretty familiar with Jante Loven, thank you very much

Yeah and Hitler was literally considered tall for 1930s Germany. Look up troop recruitment height records, lmao. Look up the heights of other Nazi highrankers.
They looked absolutely nothing like the Aryan phenotype they idealized, and the one that actually did had the most Jewish nose I've ever fucking seen.
Also there was that famous incident of the Aryan posterboy they used who literally turned out to be half-Jewish, and they STILL allowed him to continue serving they just pulled all his posters and imagery
Look up Mischling Laws, they literally encouraged Jewish men to marry and breed with German women so their offspring would be 'Aryan' lmfao.
I'm not fucking joking. They were fine with full Jews fucking German women as long as they had renounced the Jewish faith and were not a part of a Jewish community, religious or otherwise.

>I'm pretty familiar with Jante Loven, thank you very much
Clearly not...

lol

Forklar mig hvordan jeg tager fejl? Du er så ivrig til at fortælle mig at Jante Loven ikke eksisterer I Danmark, så vil du venligst uddybe?

Please stop the Google translate, man. Honest to God.

Har du malerhjerne eller hvad? Hvis du kan Dansk, så tal med mig på Dansk. Hvis du ikke kan, hvordan kan du så afgøre hvad der er ordentlig Dansk?

based Danish LARP'er

Not Aryan enough for their liking

Yeah I'm watching it the day it comes out

For one thing, 'Dansk' isn't capitalized...

Is it really so unbelievable that a Danish Yea Forumsirgin is ITT

Scandinavians are too African and gay to feel proud of their heritage

I'm sure there is, but that guy isn't one of them.

>I'm not fucking joking. They were fine with full Jews fucking German women as long as they had renounced the Jewish faith and were not a part of a Jewish community, religious or otherwise.
Doesn't it directly prove they were not racist in evil " if you are 1% jew then you need to die" sort of way?
They basically demanded conversion, only not religious but genetic and cultural conversion. Which is fine!
Holy shit, nazis were the good guys, I see it now. Thanks cucked Swede, I would not have figured it out without you!

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>Doesn't it directly prove they were not racist in evil
It proves they weren't really racist and didn't give a fuck about race like they obsessively claimed to, sure, I've always agreed that about the Nazis (and rightwing chuds in general) anyway.
It doesn't prove they weren't evil, autistic and insane though, which they clearly were.

>how i feel
>not how i think
>post reeks of estrogen
You should kill yourself, effeminate vänster kommunist.

It only took a couple of shekels and some sweet trade deals for Vikangs to easily abandon their religion

I didn't actually know that. Huh. But seriously, are you a Dane? If you are, you'd know I'm not translating. And if you're not, how can you accurately determine if I'm speaking it properly?

hitler was 5'8 actually
dumb morons