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AT THE NICKELODEON 2022 KIDS’ CHOICE AWARDS ON SUNDAY, SIMON COWELL REVEALED THAT HE’S DONE GETTING BOTOX INJECTIONS AND FILLERS BECAUSE IT MADE HIM LOOK “LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF A HORROR FILM”.

“THERE WAS A PHASE WHERE EVERYONE WAS HAVING THEIR FACES PUMPED FULL OF THIS AND THE OTHER,” THE FORMER “AMERICAN IDOL” JUDGE TOLD THE SUN.

THE 62-YEAR-OLD SHARED THAT HE REALIZED HIS FACIAL TWEAKS HAD GOTTEN OUT OF HAND.

“THERE WAS A STAGE WHERE I MIGHT HAVE GONE A BIT TOO FAR. I SAW A PICTURE OF ME FROM ‘BEFORE’ THE OTHER DAY, AND DIDN’T RECOGNIZE IT AS ME FIRST OF ALL,” HE SAID IN THE INTERVIEW.

IN FACT, COWELL ADMITTED HIS 8-YEAR-OLD SON, ERIC, WAS “IN HYSTERICS” ABOUT HIS OVERLY FILLED FACE.

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Based

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so? he admitted his mistake and regrets it. based af.

actually surprised, props to him from actually acknowledging he made a huge mistaking making himself a monstrosity. I don't think I've ever seen a celebrity admit that before.

Another one bogs the dust.

>loose skin on face after weightloss
>only solution runs the risk of maximum BOGGING
Suxks

The fact that people can't let themselves age gracefully and insist on pumping shit into themselves is sad and disgusting. Yeah not everyone ages well but there's always a way to make it work for you even if you look like a gremlin. You just need a new aesthetic. Putting shit in your face just makes you look like an uncanny valley monster.

This. Simon's always been based.

Is that DSP?

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>62
>8 year old son
Probably have more autism that the average Yea Forums poster

based DSP

he probably genuinely didn't recognize his father

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It only works that way for older women retard

His ""career"" is never over. DSP will outlive nuclear fallout and still rage over bugged internet mechanics while fate hands every neccessity conveniently out to him. He's the luckiest man alive.

dude no your semen become autistic when you hit 40

Roast cope

>blocks your path
what do?

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That's wrong

bogged

He cute

Man has prey eyes.
I will hunt him with my bare hands and eat him raw.

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I dont think so

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>if you get plastic surgery, you’re bogged
>if you age naturally, you hit the wall
Let’s be real, the game is rigged.

The only winning move is not to play, and by that I mean don't give a shit what others think and let nature take its course. You work with what you have. Until genetic altering is more advanced and we can remake ourselves like in the Sims you'll generally come out of any surgery looking like a freak. Why bother.

Use botox as bait

Hey Phil. Love you.

>if you age naturally, you hit the wall
this isn't true and most cases of people hitting the wall are due to drugs/drinking/poor lifestyle discussions.

Just eat healthy and workout/play sports. You'll be fine. Also dont be a vegan, dont roast yourself in the sun and dont get drunk every day.

Most people look perfectly fine until their late 50s and 60s, then they just become old which is normal.

intermittent fasting is good too

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This is one of the funniest boggings I’ve ever seen

he doesnt look THAT bad. as far as boggings go, its not a nightmare, he just looks funny instead of a straight up monster

Why did he do it bros?

>62 years old
>8 year old son
Uh, based?

It’s just Botox

It goes away eventually

It’s not permanent plastic surgery like the bogs

>NICKELODEON 2022 KIDS CHOICE AWARDS
>62 year old guy talking about their botox injections
what the fuck is wrong with americans!?!

kids dont watch kids show awards, get real. its a press event for the adult actors to suck eachothers dicks.

They dont really have a choice though, you cant go on TV looking all haggard and shit

Your sperm degrades too as you age, fucking idiots.

Wtf did DSP do to his face?

You overestimate your perception skills.
It's real.

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Who are you and what have you done with Yea Forums? Most people on here think Emma Watson hit the wall at 30 because she had one bad photo. No one on here is ever this rational or accepting of ageing.

its bad, but its not THIS bad. he just looks he aged badly in comparison to those guys.

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That's why you settle down before hitting the wall.

>if you age naturally, you hit the wall
you are implying that ageing "naturally" only means that you don't get plastic surgery. However, you should also exclude being fat, using make-up for most of your life, tanning, drinking and many, many other bullshit that especially western women just loooove to do.

You're obviously going to hit the wall if you tanned like crazy on your Malibu estate and have been drinking champagne on a daily basis with the gurls, just look at Emma Watson. Ageing naturally and with graze is really not hard but still pretty much impossible for the modern woman which is why they think that only surgery is the solution, even at the cost of ending up bogged.

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if he was based he wouldn't have gotten them in the first place

>Simon's always been based
Did you forget the part where he fucked his face up with botox?

Prove it.

Literally just grow your beard out and go grandpa mode

I'll never understand the retards who resort to botox and fillers when HGH exists

another spic and their shitty reaction images

hgh is more expensive and a lot harder to get unless you're a celeb or billionaire with a private doctor who'll prescribe you anything you ask for

>nice teeth, bro ahahahahaha

>he stopped?

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send in reinforcements

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what in tarnation?

Why are british people like this?

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RIP in Power, kangz

this shits hilarious

RIP

You Emmas publicist or something? She's probably a drug addict too.