Real Human Bean

You bet
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Should I wear this as an uber driver for the memes?

yes and play nightcall while driving, I'm curious what rating you'll get
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Watch Refn's other stuff. Too Old To Die Young was objectively better than Drive.

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how do I dress like the driver without looking autistic and having a scorpion jacket
what is the name of his style

Viral marketing for Driven (2023)

I think that if I wear the Jacket, I am obligated to get lost in the character (toothpick, shoes, barely saying anything the whole time, eating at the same shitty diner, etc)

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>what is the name of his style
It's called tshirt and jeans.

Kek please go through with this

based gran

did you watch Cobra? Stallone's aesthetic is way hotter.

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there's one more Drive pasta but even more autistic. That one guy who got to the party with his bike (he doesn't have a driving license) and then a girl asked him to drive her home, he grabbed one of keys on the bowl and he crashed the car, then ran away on foot kek

>taking a pic of him in secret and uploading it to twitter
Cringe and gay
>walking up and greeting him, and discussing the film together
What this creep should have done

>camry

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If this site ever had a “golden age,” drive pastas were fucking it.

>movies?
>...i dont watch movies...
>i just...drive

he looks the part, hey, bless him for going all in
its a shame its not a chevy impala, like the movie. only missing thing

PLEASE DON'T

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this one fits well and hes not ugly so hes actually pulling it off

is nicolas refn the most based director currently living?

>threw a table at a wall in film school and got expelled, then re-did the scene in Bronson
>directed Drive even though he failed his driver's license exam like 7 times
>directed OGF only so he could visit toy shops in Thailand then got upset because his wife put his toys in the attic
>can't shoot his movies in non-chronological order
>color blind
>dyslexic
>lost virginity at 24
>proposed to his first girlfriend (now wife), she initially said no but kept the ring
>daughter doesn't call him Dad or Papa, calls him "Jang" the same nickname used by his adult friends and family
>believes in Thai ghosts because his daughter sees them and Jodo told him some spooky shit reading tarot cards
>tried to kill his stepmom but the gun didn't go off
>literally wears a towel when he's shooting a movie to keep his energy inside him or something
>can't pick his own clothes, wife does it for him
>Mads says he can't talk to him outside of movie sets because he can literally only talk about cinema
>keeps writing scenes about his characters going to hookers then getting limp, obvious self-insert
>cried during his first meeting with the Goose
>kissed him on the red carpet at Cannes
>kissed Elle on the red carpet at Cannes
>cried on live Danish TV
>talked about fucking on live British TV
>said he now only watches movies on an iPhone
>has deluded himself into thinking he's close friend with David Lynch, randomly brings up "David" in conversations, while other people have no idea who he's talking about
>despite his wife trying her best to dress him correctly, he still attends event dressed like a teenager while everyone else is dressed properly
>almost got to his now wife to run away on their second date because he told her he was going to show her a beautiful, emotional film and then forced her to watch The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
>has no chin

>tried to kill his stepmom but the gun didn't go off
WHAT?

why would you lie to him like that

I will have to get some affairs in order, but I should have everything I need by the end of the month. On the night of the complete outfit the old me will perish, and my spirit will be consumed by The Driver. The normies will be ashamed to include me in any cringe compilations, I shall finish what the Goose started..

Are danes really that weird?

i miss moot

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Back to Facebook grandpa

Why did he leave us?
Why doesn't moot love us anymore?

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swaglord forced him out

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No, Refn is an utter assburger.
t. Dane

Wait… I recognize that bulge…

>not fat
>styled hair
>good face from this angle, probably a 5/10 at worst
He can pull it off.

Where is he now?

Japan

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Mexico
Yea Forums dies

Did he meet with hiroshima nagasaki?

They're literally not

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He met a lot of people

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gonna assume this is some faggoty anime reference

Whatever happened with moot?

He sounds like an incel

It's Drive.

newfag scum

Too Old was garbage.

sold out for millions (nice)
now lives in japan spending his millions on 6/10 catgirls

the "18" scene was nice.

Least abnormal Dane.

>cried during his first meeting with the Goose
story time

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Yes
t. Other dane

ITT: times you were the driver

>overweight nerdy kid, too self conscious to talk to girls
>watch Drive
>changes everything
>buy the gloves, pants, shoes, all of it
>couldn't find the exact jacket, but got one with a big bee on it
>start to drive around town
>small town, so people begin to notice my new persona
>save up money to buy a Mustang
>get to accounting class one day
>sit in the back, toothpick in, real human bean
>girl who normally sits in the front comes to the back
>"you're user, right?"
>give her a small smile
>"...yeah"
>"I see you driving that car around. I REALLY like Mustangs. You think you could give me a ride."
>does sh not smell me or something?
>"...ok"
>she smiles
>"alright! I'll see you after class! Don't be late!"
>she lingers on the word "be"
>think she's making fun of my yellow and black jacket
>leave class early
>drop out of that class
>too late in the semester, won't get credit
>since I don't have enough credit hours, scholarship won't pay my semester
>spend the entire summer working as a receptionist at a hair salon in an old folks home to afford the semester
>all to stay away from a girl who in all likelihood was not making fun of me
>real human bee

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>chicago bears
Based

That fucking smile.

>only missing thing
I'd say the vehicle is the closest.

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