Why do comedians keep dying?

Based on my understanding of the way things work, I'm fascinated to hear your alternative.

because you get cancelled if you make the wrong joke
restricting the creativity in any way destroys all sense of humour

SAVES COMEDY IN YOUR PATH

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Most people don't die from massive head trauma before lying down in bed

old

I've been noting to myself that comedy itself is dead. Maybe they are seeing no future

we warned you vaxtard

Stand-up is a sub-culture just like punk or hip hop was.

Those things can't exist in a globohomo world.

>most people
Celebrities are better than most people.

NO REFUND

The jab did it?

It happens to them, on stage, while bragging about booster shots they took.

it means the vaxx is working

Somebody has to stop Eget. This is just too much. Somebody visit him at that bridge and finish him off

Stand up comedians are often people with troubles... and are often are acoholic or drug addictso it's not a surprise than most comedian die young.
Norm had cancer, Gilbert some genetic disease (kind of obvious), Saget was a coke addict freak, Chris Farley and John Candy were Fat as fuck, Robin Williams was alcoholic.
there lifestyle is really not good in general.

there's a comedian serial killer on the loose

Those sub-cultures still exist, but it turns out they always had an underlying belief system that 100% aligns with today's left-leaning politics and anyone within that subculture that doesn't exactly follow thethose strictures needs to be excommunicated

Most of them are degenerate alcoholics and druggies, or were in their past. The standup crowd is rough. No judgement - it's what makes a lot of them what they are, like Doug Stanhope. But it catches up to you, eventually.

>Chris Farley and John Candy were Fat as fuck

Farley was drugging out like his hero, Belushi. He was too young for his weight to catch up to him. He died from drug abuse, he was doing speedballs the night he died. Many comics who knew him said he was completely out of control with drugs.

Candy, his weight, heavy smoking and a past coke period caught up to him.

>Robin Williams was alcoholic

Williams was a major, major coke head long before he switched to alcohol. He admitted it, after he went to rehab. And, he killed himself, retard.

Norm wasn't "young", he was 61, and Gilbert was 67. They were both in an age range when a lot of men die. Candy was almost 50. Are you just typing random, wrong shit, just to fill the silence in your head?

Norm was also a heavy smoker his whole life so he probably woulda died from lung problems soon enough if the leukemia didn’t get him

>Norm was also a heavy smoker his whole life
So was George Burns.

In January

Is that Nick Mullen?

most stand up is recycled shit
No need to innovate when you can look up what's worked before on the internet and just do that with little spins so it works on your local audience

I thought Louie Anderson died way before iphones were around.

Yeah, and it was weird, too. He had no health conditions, had done a show just the night before, had massive head trauma as though somebody had smashed his head in with a bat, and his family successfully appealed to a judge to keep his autopsy report from being available to the public. It was a very suspicious situation.

Oh, and to top it all off, a few months earlier he said on his podcast he was going to be found dead in a hotel with his head bashed in
WTF

long hours on the road, little sleep, up late, alcohol, drugs

he is too bitter to make it mainstream. his bitterness at something takes over too quickly.

Also he's been cancelled already, they had to edit him out of Army of the Dead

Well some guys are into autoerotic asphyxiation, maybe Saget was into autoerotic bludgeoning.

no way man I remember before You Know What nobody died

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"Almost 50" isn't old whatsoever. John Candy was 43, the average person doesn't die at that age, even if they're fat

adulthood is realizing old people die

t. 40 year old fatty

With Bob Saget and Norm McDonald, has the rule of three been fulfilled yet?

Dude through out 220 niggas like 10 years ago like he got the pass card.

They were vaccination. I guarantee it

Also because they most of the time abuse a myriad of substances

a lot of drugs and Jewish genes

Comedians are usually degenerates especially comedians who came up in the 70s 80s and 90s. They lived horribly unhealthy lives.

Science has proven that doingstand up comedy can lead to stroke and heart failure.

It was genetic with Gilbert, accidental with Bob and preventable with Louie, well not totally cancer is pretty random.

Trump is still kicking around and he's been a fat fuck for the last 60 years.

The only funny one got one commercial that was immediately taken down after the company hired a man that does racist voices for a living

Hate this guy. Rich Jew whose dad is like a producer or some other bullshit. Fuck him he's not even funny

Black people are socially conservative. They hate gays, lgbt, jews etc. That's why hip-hop artists cant get canceled.

*snickers*

you guys

*chuckles involuntarily*

you guys what if

*face turns purple*

what fucking if

*steam starts pouring from ears*

A RETARD WAS GAY

*explodes into a flurry of treats*

No King rules forever, senpai.

Gilbert Gottfried, one of my best friends, I love Gilbert. When you go to the men's room later, you'll see a sign that says "gentlemen." Pay no heed, go right in—there's no room that says "scoundrel" on it.

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>Black people are socially conservative
>biggest consumers
>exonerates criminal behavior
>biggest broken family group
they stopped being conservative 50 years ago

i thought louie anderson died like 15 years ago. which timeline am I in right now?

What's with the cheap, white trash tablecloth? Was that like some roadside steakhouse?

DIDN'T MAKE A DEEEEEEEENT

yeah, but they still hate gays so lefties consider them socially conservative.

>They hate gays, lgbt, jews etc.
Wrong, blacks don't mind the gays problem lies with faggotry.

wtf they were all alive a year ago

uh that's a fat white woman

I'm trans btw

>ywn eat steak and baked potatoes with Gilbert Gottfried, norm macdonald and Bob saget
Why even live bros

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too many drugs

This timeline is strange, but I'm worried we don't have any future prospect of comedians that aren't afraid to challenge PC.

Guys, why are we ignoring the fact that he had about a dozen ashkenazi-linked genetic disorders?
The guy shuffled his feet all of his life he was in so much pain, lol.

that the fuck is a "white trash tablecloth" it's literally just classic stain resistant spill-proof tablecloth. i've seen these things in michelin star restaurants, but they're probably just in some local pub they like.

>Saget dies of head trauma
>The rest dies shortly after
Nothing to see here goy