Several of Danny the Boyle's productions don't even deserve to be called movies. They are videos. This one...

Several of Danny the Boyle's productions don't even deserve to be called movies. They are videos. This one, not even that. This one is a file (or a disc, for some unfortunates).

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So this giant 16km wide cube of fissile material is now at the surface of the sun, right? And somehow, inside this payload cube, the computers and electronics and air-conditioning are working just fine so that the 3 human beings left alive are still nice and comfy in their 72 degrees Fahrenheit enivronments.

And then at the end, the hero is standing on his gantry walkway as his mini big bang starts kicking into gear, and the ACTUAL SUN ITSELF starts burning through the walls, but our hero stays alive and puts his hands up to the flames itself? He's inside the sun and looking at the pretty flames? Wearing jeans and a t-shirt? All this, after many earlier moments in the film instantly burnt stuff because they were now so close to the sun?

This is a film that should never have been made. It started out with promise, and went down hill the moment they diverted their mission. The ending was PISS WEAK.

You got rused into thinking it's a sci-fi film. It's not intended to be one. What it is intended to be, I don't know. But whatever the case, it doesn't matter because what it is, is a .avi. It does not merit any higher label

Boyle said the movie is about humans literally meeting God. Its all allegorical. People were burnt by God aas they are unworthy until the end where the main character symbolically goes through purification of his soul and becomes worthy to touch God.

>It's a cool place, and they say it gets colder
>You're bundled up now, wait till you get older
>But the meteor man beg to differ, judging by the hole in the satellite picture
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In this allegory is what is pinkbacker or whatever, the guy with the goofy blatant reference to Dark Star. Why would you call your pivotal character the name of the main character in a spaceballs type sci fi comedy if you're trying to do some fucking spiritual tarkovsky thing. It's just laughable

Poland tried to land a craft on the sun. People laugh and said they would burn up if they got anywhere close. They said, no we're going at night.

Its not that big of a deal you neurotic retard

and you got rused by old pasta

There's more of shit like this. Literally every single 5 minutes something super retarded happens.

>a guy swims in fucking coolant
>keeping his breath so long like he's a fucking Creature from the Black Lagoon
>then he freezes to death when he's on the surface again

>they have supercomputer on board
>use humans to make mathematical equations anyway, "because a computer could make a mistake"
>they're fucked, because a human made a mistake

>communication breaks down
>they can still talk with ship's computer
>they don't use computer to communicate with each other

>screenwriter read that people turn to ash after death (or just remembered a line from the Bible?)
>people walk knee-deep in ashes when they board another ship
>the ash is other people who decomposed in a year or so... into ash

This shit's like fucking Mel Brooks movie, but played straight.

your so fucking dumb

I love this movie.
This, event horizon and cargo are three of my favorite sci Fi movies. Are there any similar movies?

I really liked this movie

me liek teh mobie

>muh realism
Unironically and with the best attitude possible I think you'd be happier on reddit

>reddit is for intelligent people
Nice try, bitch.

unironic kino and a midwit filter

movie is fucking kino until after mark strong character arrives, so fucking stupid "le spooky shaky camera" every time he is there, really ruins the movie

>movie is fucking kino until
Until the opening credits state that Sun is powering down for nor reason whatsoever and we can reanimate it with atom bombs.

>YOU KNOW THINGS
>THAT MEAN YOU STOOPID
>ME BRAINLET
>THAT MEAN ME SMART

>ohhhhh noooo my science FICTION mo0vie is no science NON FICTION
>WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
kys faggot

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This made me laugh. It's a bad sign?

>Godfather is crime FICTION
>Don Corleone doesn't fly and shot lasers from his eyes
>WWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Humiliate yourself some more, brainlet bitch.

What this guy said but more literally time and space in the traditional sense broke down as they got super close

>watches scifi movie about interstellar travel
>NOOOOO WE CANT DO INTERSTELLAR TRAVEL WHY IS IT THIS MOVIE

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>Sunshine
>interstellar travel
Brainlet confirmed.

But why can't don Corleone shot lasers from his eyes, goddamit? Godfather is fiction, right?

>scifi movie has robots in it
>user cries
>user watches shindlers list
>cries there was no death star and hitler didn't use an orbital cannon to kill the jews

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You're such a good, obedient bitch. I ordered you to humiliate yourself and you're doing just that.
So anyway, will you answer why can't don Corleone shot lasers from his eyes?

>why can't don Corleone shot lasers from his eyes?
Because it is not SCIENCE FICTION you fucking sperg

But it's FICTION, you retard. And according to this brainlet it's enough to put any bullshit into any movie. So why can't he shot lasers from his eyes? Are you implying The Godfather is a documentary?

the best movie

Be easy on him. Braindead zoomers can't distinguish between fiction and fantasy. Their brains didn't develop correctly.

Europa Report
Moon
Prospect
Ad Astra
Darkstar
Outland
Solaris (the western version, sue me)
The fountain

Kaneda, what can you see?

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Can someone explain why this scene is a meme?

Good one

Because the writer didn't want him to. Also you'll be a good little slut and humilliate yourself for daddy now and you will once again whine about how ALL fiction is the same and genres don't exist. If you do that I might piss on you again bitch.

>poor attempt to copy other user
>still doesn't understand basic words
kek

>JUST ENJOY YOURSELF BRO :D ITS JUST A MOVIE IT DOESNT NEED TO MAKE SENSE

He never said that all fiction belongs in the same genre, you idiot. He said that story being fictional doesn't excuse movie for going full retard.
Holy shit. Why are all Sunshine simps like this?

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>pin all your hopes on a space ship that flies close to the sun
>name it Icarus

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this movie was kino aside from the slasher garbage

this, so many seething filtered plebs ITT

Love this movie. Need to rewatch though

>they have supercomputer on board
>use humans to make mathematical equations anyway, "because a computer could make a mistake"
>they're fucked, because a human made a mistake
He's never watched an episode of mayday. The flight computers fuck up all the time precisely in working out things with multiple contributing systems, which is what happens in the film.

I like the movie but "midwit filter defense" = Shit movie I'm to stupid and pridefult to admit it's shit

But midwits actually love this garbage.

because it's pure soul

what's your point

sorry but that's not the case, because I like the film and i'm extremely left curve

>space-age supercomputer with advanced AI can't calculate trajectory correctly
>but humans can!
>oh, wait, they can't
kek

There is nothing wrong with the third act, and the movie stays on track the entire time. Reactions to confronting divinity would vary.
This is the whole movie, from start to finish. It doesn't sidetrack at all, and it doesn't go off the rails. It stays on course the entire time if you pay attention.

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>left curve
I never stated that brailets don't see Sunshine as kino. In fact, this thread proves they do.

this
it's obviously about humanity angering their god and trying to get into his good graces again by proving their worth

I don't think it's ever suggested they have an AI. They just have a voice interface. And yes the computer can get it wrong.

>And yes the computer can get it wrong.
You mean super-advanced super-computer made solely for this purpose?
So NASA also doesn't use computers for calculating trajectories because "they could get it wrong"?

>Yea Forums doesn't understand allegory
Filtered.

Icarus fucking died because he flew too close to the sun.

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Brainlets who simp for Sunshine don't understand allegory.

ok and

it's pretty comfy

>Danny Boyle remakes Event Horizon ironically starting a chain-reaction of woke liberal; values in movies. Follows it up with Slumdog Millionaire

It's like naming your new ship the Titanic.

If you're pinning the fate of the entire planet on a technological marvel you don't name it after a figure that represents a lesson in hubris.

You're wasting your time trying to explain it to him.