Imagine the sex though

Probably not, but has the mind of a child throwing a tantrum and this is what she thought would piss you off

she must be great at pegging from all her lesbian experience!

damn she hit the wall HARD

at least she has a nice pile of cash from all this

Virgin advice.

Stick your dick in crazy. But don't date crazy. Know the difference

No thanks

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Nah, a friend i had dicked a crazy, but he didn't want to date her. The bitch then told everyone he raped her.
So don't stick your dick in crazy.

you should've filmed it

Even for a psychopath this seems pretty stressful, it makes sense.

She neither has a vagina or a butthole so how would I sex her?

rape her nostrils

pits

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who is that

Never stick your dick in crazy

Pontificate the aroma

Who the fuck knows but anybody that shits on somebody’s bed in an act of protest or frustration likely has the emotional age of a child

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I want her to RUIN my life.

YOU DIDNT THINK OF THE SMELL YOU BITCH

It's been years, I literally can't imagine sex anymore

Virgin advice.
DON'T stick your dick in crazy.

not gonna lie tho, my boy elon dodged a fucking nuke

without red and blonde hair dye she would be working at burger king

you'd be crazy not to.
stick your dick in them, but it's like pulling a pin on a frag, once you release, you gotta get out of there quick

why am i attracted to blondes?????

I literally cannot.
If I could imagine it, I could take steps to attain it.
If I could attain it, I wouldn't be here posting right now.

but if you took steps to attain it, could you attain it?

>youtube.com/watch?v=EhnKxb99Li8

>Isn't that the question of the day?

Prospect such scent

Man she’s looked rough ever since the legal stuff.

Dead in the sack. They all are. They just lie there because they're so fucked from drinking red wine every night.

Lying will do that.

Friend of mine was dating with crazy. When they broke up she messaged every female he had as a friend on Facebook, even family members, saying he gave her aids.

same

Mine did the same and said I beat her. I went to hospital twice when she threw things at me whilst she was red wine drunk. One plate slashed the top of my eye open. The other time she smashes glass and cut me with it. She still acts the victim on Facebook now posting drunk ramblings. I am laughingm

>she will never ride your cock with that insane 11/10 body
>doing anal while reverse cowgirl
>she goes from pussy to ass and sometimes mouth
>when you coom for the third time she start to rub her pussy and ass from your cock to your belly
>shits on you
>spread all that shit and coom with her ass and squirts while doing
>finish by cleaning you with her tong, your body is pristine when her finish, shining with all her saliva and sweat
Fuck you jannies for banning me because I "reply to garbage threads". I coom where I want.

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retard advice.
don't interact with crazy people. don't even give them your name, phone number, or home address.

imagine the bbc

cringe

cringe

thanks OP

What about somebody who, amongst other things, shat in their bosses kettle, waited 'till that had furore had somewhat died down and then curled one out into the same bosses' toaster?

She looks like my ex bros... FUCK

THAT'S THE WALL BROTHER

she was fucking james franco and kstew also, kek

You should try sex user, it's a good trick.

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I've tried it. It's pretty lame 2bh. Reject femoids embrace volcel

Thsi bitch lips dry af

Have you tried more? Kinky? BDSM? Anal? With two girls? A guy? Two guys? A finger in the bum? A dog, goat or cow? C'mon man, find your thing. Don't let those foot guys have all the fun.

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Spoken like someone who hasn’t actually stuck their dick in crazy.

That is all pointless. I can get dopamine elsewhere.

HALEY REED

Does she still do work?

not sure

Yeah. She's thinner now, kind a better walled Amber Heard. Crack instead of cupcakes I guess.

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your honor, this was a case of fecalphobia!!

This advice only makes sense or applies to normies who can and do get laid regularly. Expecting virgins who browse this site or anyone who would never get the chance to get with someone like Amber Heard (read 10/10 in looks) is fucking ridiculous.

Damn shame, she looks like Patrick Mahomes wife now.