How would you handle finding out youve been TRUMANED all your life?

Based and ABDLpilled.

Some of my more meta jokes would be retroactively be really funny.

the metrics reveal the audience showed low laughter and high disgust during your joke scenes user

Mixed emotions so far.

oh my god wait
did he not really need glasses, and they just put the glasses there to keep his face-half on?

I was kinda Trumaned.

>move into new bachelor apartment
>wide window near desk area
>when i moved in, there were two white curtains
>i lived as normal, fapping at my desk
>one day, go for a walk to the shop late at night
>walk past my apartment
>realise you can see CLEAR AS DAY into my apartment when the lights are on, and the curtains don't block shit
>this means people have seen me fap, get dressed after showering and god knows what else, as my apartment is facing a street
>bought new dark curtains the next day

Fuck normies for making useless curtains. It should be illegal to sell that shit.

harrow was a monster sniper so i thought it was obvious

>I'm masturbating
>I look at the vase in my bathroom
>"Oh boy, I hope I'm not on television!"
>Wink. Pump. Wink wink. Pump pump pump.
>The spy camera, actually behind my head, doesn't capture me winking
How would you feel, Yea Forums?

this was me but they were venetian blinds, only they were put up backwards
So I'm on the inside and I say "yeah can't see shit through those, I can take out my penis now"
and then I go out and from the outside you can see shit, a lot of shit

I laughed. Here's a (You)

i dont even have curtains covering half my windows
if people see me they see me what difference does it make to me

I'd just be surprised, nobody would watch this.

I don't know, some voyeurs are into to weird shit

Depends on the situation. If I figured it out while still inside, without anyone else aware, I'd slowly start doing more and more fucked up shit. Like not just whipping it out in public or some obvious shit, but start subtle. Maybe intimate I want to rim my wife's butthole, and if she acquiesced keep getting weirder, ask to rim her right after she wiped, then before she wiped, then ask her to take a dump on my chest. Whenever she got cold feet, I'd explain in great detail and at such length how much I love her and her poop that they couldn't possibly cut it all out. Maybe I'd manage to gaslight her into doing it. The thought of everyone out there in TV land knowing I'm eating my wife's shit with the curtains closed or whatever censor they used would keep me going indefinitely.
If it's after everyone knows and I'm ejected, and the laws are still current laws, I sue every single person involved for billions and pretend to have extreme disabilities, phobias, and mental anguish over everything and everyone being a lie.
If the laws are in their favor, I turn the fame into a career and make as many appearances/tours/etc as possible to milk as much as I can before people move on to the next thing.

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Do I get a wife like his? If so, I make her wear a fursuit in the house. If not, I buy a fursuit (with sex flaps) and wear it everywhere, refusing to remove it and claiming it's really what I am, just to see how much effort they go to to get me out of the thing. I also start using all the lingo, especially around family members.

In general I would become unhinged, nihilistic, have a drastically lowered impulse control, and hate everyone I see
>See how far I can get into reenacting American Psycho before they stop me
>Do psychedelics to see how insane they would be while I'm already being mindfucked by reality
>Verbally question if I can even blame the Jews for this one
>Die in a shootout while still in emotional shock from the truth

lmao

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That's kinda hot boy, post pics

>it's a truman just stays in bed all day jacking it to increasingly unhinged shit episode
I would wonder how the show still gets ratings.

Boy let me tell you about a tv channel called TLC

Pretend I don't know and then start butchering people.

Kek

How many anons remember the OG TLC?

>"Who would want to watch this?"

>3 part episode where truman tries to get past the panda

I wouldn't be able to sue the people who treated me like a lab rat because they have embarrassing footage of me to blackmail me into silence.

whip out my cock and tell the demiurge he's gay

but everyone saw it already

Assuming I've escaped or been freed from the Truverse and I'm now out in the real world, I would attempt to be interviewed on the biggest talk show where I would name my captors and call for justice before promptly killing myself before the audience, ideally in a messy way where I spill as much gore as possible on the host.

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Maybe the point of the show was that I was always meant to be a lonely loser

I already did, it was very tough and still eats away at me a bit

He was ahead of his time

Tell us what happened lad

Bro if I found out they would have to cancel the show immediately cause of all the female extras they'd have to hire every week from me trying to lick all their feet /dab

murder suicide

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Tell ya what I wouldn't do, try to escape the set. I'd quit my job and become a stand up comedian. Divorce my wife and move into a modest apartment, and so on until I've basically forced them into writing Seinfeld episodes for me. When that got boring I'd mix it up again. Maybe join the police force and fuck with pedestrians a la Bad Lieutenant, etc. By the end of my life I'll have had more jobs than Homer Simpson.

Not like they're ever going to lock you up, let you sit homeless under a bridge, or any of the boring shit that could happen for acting too wacky or morally gray irl. They'd just have to go with the general direction you're taking it, and they can present the options they want you to take with great bias, but at the end of the day you can undermine it. So long as they don't know you're aware of the show, they'll just have to call an audible and adjust any plot lines you're vehemently against.

Truman fucked up trying to get off the show. One of the few things they'd have to put their foot down and do whatever they can to stop you, but if I want to call the sweet old lady at the check out line sugar tits, or draw a wiener on some painting at the local museum it's not like they'd have the time to react to stop me, and again, the consequence can't be unwatchable or deadly so long as you're not putting the actor's lives in danger or whatever.

>get released from the Dome
>hotties want my D
>move to Japan
>live as a celebrity and drown in sideways strange
>marry AIKA

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yeah, the cut away when Truman fucked his wife in the movie so they should do the same thing for when you jack it or use the bathroom.

Realize I didn't actually eat another human being.

Oh my god, that's mortifying.

If my life was a reality TV show, I imagine the producers would've taken steps to make it a little more exciting.
It can't be very interesting for the audience to see me work from home, then jerk off, then play video games, day in day out for years on end.
Also, they may have put a love interest in for me for the purposes of drama and having some T&A in the show. Once again, not that interesting to just watch a virgin going about his business.

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Why would you pay a whole department to be my girlfriend?
I just want the one

Start blasting away.

Furiously masturbate. I mean like non stop. Then go out and look every woman square in the eyes and ask them out to dinner.

mass murder
suicide by national guard

>die
>meet god
>hey user I was watching the whole time. yours and billions of other lives were created solely out of my boredom BUT since you managed not to rape, defraud or kill anyone and seem to be at least mildly ashamed of your sins welcome to an eternity of paradise where you can chill with your grandma and childhood pets and you will never want for anything
>pretty much what I expected, thanks god
>here’s the key to the pool, and if you’re ever curious about how things are going in hell you can tune into channel 9, here let me show you
>that’s cool… wait, why’s it all jews

that network would have died already

i wish this happened to a woman living near me
god i love voyeur

Foot fags don’t get to dab on tv, not even on their own show.
I don’t care if you got dubs.
Fuck foot fags.

go watch the redditor made compilation of me going from a guy vaguely interested in politics to a neo nazi

relatively speaking, everyone is truman-ing each other by maintaining the set of educated and cultural assumptions currently trending

for example, many of you still believe the vaccines aren't fatal over 2-5 years. That's gonna be a doozie for you

oops, no refunds

seek help user

>Realize they once watched me roofie a prostitute tie her to my bed and freeze her clit off with a Dr. Scholls Dual Action Freeze Away Wart Remover and they did nothing to stop me.
>They even let me keep buying more Dr. Scholls Dual Action Freeze Away Wart Remover and hiring more whores and doing it over and over and over again.
Who's really even the asshole here?

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