Indiana Jones and the crutches of old age

Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Early Bird Special

>heres your new indiana jones bros
or are they going to pretend this didnt happen

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They tried getting a different guy (because they had no real choice) with that Han Solo movie. Doesn't work, his voice is too iconic.

there's no forgetting

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I expected this nigga to start singing about being a dentist.

It didn't work because executives forced that one actor into the role for some reason instead of the other guy who was already known for playing a younger Harrison Ford.
youtube.com/watch?v=vwLv993khfI

Someone post the new "Mutt" Williams kek

How do they plan on marketing this when was already their TFA?

Yeah you could deepfake the entire visual performance right down to mannerisms but if the voice isn't there it all falls apart:
youtube.com/watch?v=bC3uH4Xw4Xo

>No one in the b.g. cares
40 years ago all eyes would be on him. Now it's like he's crazy and in a home and they are paid to maintain the delusion

Reminder that Canonically Indiana Jones lives until the mid-1990s

>disney

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he probably wishes that lightsaber killed him in real life

So this most certainly is the last true movie anyway(unless Disney utilizes black cauldron necromancy in the future to quite literally bring back Ford as a zombie)

kek

it’s not schizo posting if it’s true, and it’s true… all of it …

>The Prop Gallery
I feel like the owner of that company posts here.

the real retards are the producers and directors still offering him roles. he doesnt give a shit, its just money for him to buy new planes or smth. nobody likes seeing an old man appear in action movies

>or are they going to pretend this didnt happen
He'll be mentioned in an offhand comment at most. They made it very clear Shia is not welcome back.

I think Shia would have been a great Indiana Jones

>They expect us to take an 80 year man seriously as a whip cracking adventurer
It was already silly in Crystal Skull, this is just too much

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>tried getting a different guy
Guy was friends with Spielberg's daughter, who got him into it with his old Title IX fixer Kennedy. Otherwise you had a ready made, already starred as yung Harrison Ford opposite Harrison Ford:
youtu.be/vwLv993khfI?t=17

He honestly doesn't look that much older here than he did in Crystal Skull

Look at those mindless maskies. I like how Harrison doesn't have one and the guy in the back is wearing one around his chin.
Groomers are fucking insane, fuck then all.

He phoned it in decades ago, who is he kidding?

Fucking kek

I told this guy on youtube that he didn't get the part on Solo because he isn't Jewish and he got mad at me so he deserves what he gets

Gotta respect this. He just says fuck it and does it because he wants to regardless of anyone else. Might check it out now.

Why does Harrison Ford continue acting at all. He's seems to fucking hate everything he's ever been in. Looks like they were actually able to get him to wear a costume for the first time in 10 years.

Nice

I chuckled

Shia said Indy 4 was shit and Spielberg blacklisted him

Yeah I’m surprised he isn’t wearing a V neck from Walmart this time. Must be a decent pay check in it.

They need to make mutt a plot point. Like he went off and tried to be Indy and got himself killed. His wife passed and now Indy is sitting back and shit hits the fans with the Russians.

If they have the balls to follow their format they are due for a little bit of 60s space race and 70s Vietnam. The antagonist would be some offshoot of the us military that went awol apocalypse now style on the jungle with some ancient runs and the natives.

I was also thinking its weird for him to dress in the same clothes he wore as a young man. People generally don’t do that unless they’re trashy & stupid.

>didn’t get a sticky

Indy refuses to go but then when his wife passed he says fuck it and takes a boat into the jungle. The Kurtz figure has an artifact related to space flight and the Russians want it to get to the moon first. It'd be some kind of ancient high tech gravity displacement.

He's gonna have divorced Marion and be dating a black woman for the final film

Harrison Ford is Jewish.

And he was originally a carpenter, just like Jesus. Really makes you think.

And. They'd get to work the Nazi angle again as the Kurtz guy would tell Indy he's just giving the artifact to the new reich in von Braun.

Is What A Life playing the Kurtz character?

Can't unsee

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If I recall correctly, they tried to do a prequel show in the 90s, but it just didn't work. The role is too connected to Harrison Ford.

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>He'll be mentioned in an offhand comment at most.
At least this. Sean Connery wasn't in Crystal Skull, but we saw his photo and Indy spoke of his father fondly. It would be weird if there is no reference to Indy's son whatsoever.

man he was already too old in crystal skull. this will end up being embarrassing like the clint eastwood movie from last year

I don't know what that means. But Bruce Willis gets the Kurtz role. We are going balls to the walll, we either get pure perfection, or two old farts trying to out frail each other.

>part time

Screenshotting this

They competed the prequel show and they had a few people play Indy at different points of his life including Harrison Ford

so was jesus

Insider nickname. Like calling Andrew Garfield "The Werewolf".

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