STOP FUCKING LAUGHING BITCH

I have watched it and I got it. However, I am still gonna end up like that old guy.

She’s smiling because she’s a quirky girl that thinks sex is funny. She’s acts like a child. It has nothing to do with the size of the guy’s dick

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>dicklet cope

Good Lord she's so fine, bros
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>they're minerals marie!

I just actually watched the movie. I like my dick just fine

Couldn't make it through this steaming pile of shit. Le quirky french girl got annoying fast.

>GIVE ME A 'THUMBS UP', YOU FUCKING BITCH!

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I like this movie a lot and I'm not sorry about it.

Based, my favorite interview with her. Ferguson has to stop mid sentence to point out how beautiful she is

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She was based in that movie. She let her friends fuck her as a favor and to help them fall asleep without expecting them to perform well.

Anytime I see something about this movie I’m reminded of watching this with a girl in high school on a first date. She didn’t seem to know how to give a handjob because it literally felt like sandpaper pulling my dick. I was too nice to stop her and I had to wear bandaids on my shaft for a week

what a simp

>She was based in that movie
what movie?

The Jesus Rolls it's an awful movie though

She barely knew English, and she said that was basically the only thing she understood immediately

This.

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I know she looks a lot older now most likely from chain smoking for decades but she still has a god tier body

HOW CAN SHE LAUGH
HOW CAN SHE LAUGH BENCHOD BASTER BICH

>STOP, FUCKING LAUGHING BITCH!
>STOP FUCKING, LAUGHING BITCH!
>STOP FUCKING LAUGHING, BITCH!
Which one it is?

keyed simp

Seriously how do you stop feeling sexually inadequate? I have a gf, my dick is normal, and we have sex, but it doesn’t help, I still feel like I’m inadequate. it’s gotten to the point where I just hate my dick and just wish I never thought about sex at all but i also have a high sex drive so I’m in constant mental pain because of this. Why can’t I just be satisfied with having sex why do I feel like I need a 10 inch dick what is wrong with me
My dick insecurity has grown into a borderline homo obsession pls kill me
Anyway thanks for reading

Is she really a chain smoker?

Top or bottom works

Not too sure about chain, but she definitely has been smoking for decades

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stop watching porn.

Besides your imagination / self talk, what externally from you tells you that you are sexually inadequate? Is there any way that she is being / responding / not responding that indicates that youre inadequate?

The deeper issue here is your sense of self esteem and not measuring your self worth by the responses that you get or don't get. But for simplicity's sake, lets ignore that. I want to know what external metric you have the validates this fear for you

kinos for this feel?

Hate this movie, whimsical piece of shit.

Amelie is a nice movie with a lot going for it, especially on technical aspects but pic related is a much more interesting movie with her in it.

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Good Movie.

>Ferguson has to stop mid sentence to point out how beautiful she is
You know that that's one of his signature charisma tricks, right?
He compliments every woman who shows up to make her feel more at is and more special. Works irl too, btw.

Not if you have no self esteem.

I watched a lot of Ferguson and rarely saw him stop in the middle of a question to address it. The interview was a little difficult because of the language barrier though

Lad relax, you're watching way too much porn.
I had extreme sexual insecurity and that's because the first girl I had sex with pulled the "Is it in, yet? I dont feel anything" card. That along with me being a quickshot destroyed my confidence in bed to the point where I couldnt get it up anymore.
Years later, turns out that I was quite fine, and even very good at it most of the time. The problem was that my insecurity would get the best of me everytime and I would be far too obsessed with making her feel good or too much in my head, for any of us to have a good time.

If the girl aint complaining (And you know girls love complaining) then everything is perfectly fine.

based

This is why rape is objectionably better. You don't have to worry about if it feels good for her, if she cums it's just an added bonus.

why would say that? are you black?

Actually make a woman cum. If you feel weird about it, you probably don't regularly cause your girl to have multiple orgasms. My girl can 3 to 5 times before she physically can't anymore without a 15 minute break and we hit that number every single time we have sex. This isn't a comment on your cock either I'm sure it is fine and capable of this but you need to reach a level of athleticism and stamina where you're doing the same thing.

Well I already know I could never pull this off so I was right not to try. Goodnight everybody.

Lol statistically speaking basically any man can do this.

What I like to do is have sex in the missionary position then I press my body close to hers get my arms around her and squeeze like hell as I thrust

yo give us elden ring 1.03

unironically porn has fried your brain

Just press her cunny button

>Works irl too, btw.
Have done this, didn't know Craig Ferguson did it, but yeah it definitely works. Bonus points if you don't give her time to respond - you're literally just commenting on it mid-sentence, then continue your stride.

keks

I remember watching this with an older hipster girl back in like 2010. I thought it was cute

this post always makes me laugh
i don't even know how i know so much about this movie, i'm sure i've never watched it but whatevskies

Wish this movie would get a new blu-ray release.

Her mum an heroes in the opening montage

The idea of women having sex fills me with pain. I know in my mind that every woman has had sex and yet we soon as I hear about it it ruins part of my desire for her. I didn't used to feel this way. This website brainwashed me into desiring virgin women and disliking interracial couples. Both are not realistic things to get or avoid. Hearing a girl I have a crush on talk about some guy she hooked up with ruins it for me. I have female friends I'm not attracted to and I can talk about sex with them but I'm scared to mention it to a girl I like in case she talks about her sex life. It's not a dick size thing either, he could have had a tiny dick but if he's been inside of her before me it's like he's won. I'm seriously mentally ill and I'm already a 28 year old virgin I don't need this.

I really don't get it. Context?