Johnny Depp appreciation thread. Dead man is KINO

Amber will win.

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bailii.org/ew/cases/EWHC/QB/2020/2911.html

Just to remind people, here's the UK ruling. It's pretty obvious Depp is guilty and Heard is innocent.

>So you were really concerned with Depp being an alcoholic drug-addicted prick right?
>What? No
>But you sent those texts?
>Yes? There are loads of reasons why I could've sent them
>So you were really upset that Depp was a violent abusive piece of shit?
>No?
>But you sent those texts correct?

elon musk looks like a fucking faggot

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STOP TALKING ABOUT THE STUPID TIE

Would you beat up a woman if she shat in your bed?

depp likens himself to a priest, thus appearing "innocent".
disgusting.

>Not Deep John’s fault he hit white devil wife
>white devil fire water forces demon spirits into Deep John and forced him to scalp her.

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Johnny lost again.

>ИИИИИИИИИИИ

i don't give a shit what you heard

>decide to actually watch the stream
>that voice
How do you become a judge while retaining that amount of vocal fry?

WITNESS IMPEACHED LUL

>Depp's team isn't allowed to ask questions about what she witnessed
>Heard's team is allowed to grill her on stuff she definitely didn't witness that Amber told her
Kek, what a fair trial

i would also shit on the bed and make the maid maria to clean it up

Just grab her hair and rub her nose in it.

I like johnny depp's filmography also what witnesses are expected throughout this? I imagine his sister is star witness but who is heard's team bringing to the stand?

women don't deserve rights, and they sure as hell don't belong in a court room.

she missed my chest if she shat in the bed

if you do that she might stop shitting on the bed though

How bad does Johnny want a drink right now?

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it's all over
jury thinks and KNOWS by now that depp was all drugged and drunk

Depp can't win this.
It's over.
Scat won.

>plead guilty
And a royal fuck off to you too pal

Elon Musk and James Franco

The sister is just the first witness to frame the entire situation. The bodyguards and Depp's ex wife are the star witnesses

What a piece of shit lawyer

Whats with the roasties ITT?

He's been sipping out of his Tie Flask the entire time, that's why it changes shape.

when will the sentencing be?

I hate this underground johnny depp trial general. Fucking mods and jannies need to accept this is a general that deserves its own thread.

it's over. depp is losing this.

he's a lawyer that's their natural state of being

sis is getting fucking assinated by this guy

is this what its like getting an olympian tier jew as your lawyer?

I want to see the cross examination of heard's witnesses before i make that call

and this is new news? i mean he killed River Phoenix at his viper room bar

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Everyone already claiming Johnny won or lost based on this one witness obviously doesn’t realize that this trial will go on for SIX (6) WEEKS. Rittenhouse was only 2 iirc. The jury will hear close to 100 hours of testimony.

Women are going to shit all over their husbands beds... society will collapse.

I'm just demoralized by modern society.

some of us are born to sweet delight
some are born to endless night

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I like his movie with Turturro. What a tweest.

when will amber heard become BOGGED

six seasons of this?
daily episodes?

JOHNNY TELL YOUR FUCKING LAWYERS TO OBJECT

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more like faceblind simps
>OH WOW SHE'S BLONDE AND HAS TITTIES
>I MUST SIMP HERE IS MY CREDIT CARD
astounding really

when she's 50
>zick zack

What was the black guy's name again?

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lol

youtube.com/watch?v=hBTNyJ33LWI

Why, she's stonewalling them so fucking hard. 45 minutes on the same text so far lmao.

Idris Elbow

>two weeks bro just flatten the curve

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can someone send the blacked out pictures of johnny to his sister please? i dont think she knows...

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>Yeah he had a problem with pain meds
oh nononono
Aquaman 2 here we come

So lil Johnny boy got drunk and used illegal drugs while abusing his exquisite sweetheart?

SEND HIS NIGGER ASS TO JAIL

Objection! My lawyer would like to channel the spirit of River Phoenix to testify!

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Why is the first I'm hearing about a new Rammstein album in a fucking Johnny Depp thread on Yea Forums of all places?
Based.

>bodyguards
no shit
i know an ex-SF bloke through one of the lasses in my village who did security for him i wonder if he's coming up
he's a bald short and wide bong with tats

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The Man With No Father aka Blackie

A faggot who got to fuck Amber Heard

>Did you know that Al Cohol and Koe Caine were negatively affecting their relationship?
Am I supposed to know who these people are? Is Koe related to Michael Caine?