NO NEW LYNCHKINO AT CANNES

>[Laughs] I have no new film coming out. That's a total rumor. So there you are. It is not happening. I don't have a project. I have nothing at Cannes. It's unfortunate. It got built up that people thought, "Oh, that'd be nice." But there is something new, but it's not mine. I don't know whose it is. They say there's something new at Cannes, and they don't say whose it is, and some people thought it was my film, but it's not. So we'll wait and see, and see whose it is.

Cannes lineup comes out in 2 days so I guess we'll see.

there's unironically Twin Peaks season 4 coming out this year, you won't believe me now, but just wait and see

I fucking hate Twitter vagueposting it's probably some gay Jordan Peele movie

Stop your lies, there's no way they could have filmed a whole season without anyone knowing.

So how did this rumor start again? Some jackoff on twitter said it?

Yup

Lol
>half the cast is dead and buried
>rest is old as hell
>story ends on yet another cliffhanger in order to piss off the executives
>it took a decade to release 18 hours a footage, probably more
So what’s it gonna be then? Moira Kelly, Chris Isaak and Michael Ontkean having a threesome in a metallic inter-dimensional warehouse?

At least there's still a new Cronenberg on the way.

OP is not lying (the interview is there) but Lynch seems to be hiding something because rumors don't get that big and people directly involved with the festival confirmed it:
>This is the part of the interview when I usually ask people what they're working on next, but I was excited to see news yesterday that you have a new film coming out?

>[Laughs] I have no new film coming out. That's a total rumor. So there you are. It is not happening. I don't have a project. I have nothing at Cannes. It's unfortunate. It got built up that people thought, "Oh, that'd be nice." But there is something new, but it's not mine. I don't know whose it is. They say there's something new at Cannes, and they don't say whose it is, and some people thought it was my film, but it's not. So we'll wait and see, and see whose it is.

Maybe he's being coy and it's actually like a pilot for a new TV series that's being shown at Cannes.

The statement seems pretty unambiguous, people are just trying to read into it because they're desperate for kino.

damn

I considered that possibility. Could be a pilot instead of a film and could be something that connects to Twin Peaks instead of being a new project.
If so, the reputation of the guy who "confirmed" the new movie on twitter (Aftab something) is completely destroyed.

Well he didn't actually say Lynch, I think someone else added that. Who else could this apply to, Soderbergh?

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This is the 1st tweet, he confirmed the info it WAS Lynch on another tweet yesterday after the Variety article was published

Who started the rumor

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>Who else could this apply to, Soderbergh?
Could be. Ppl also speculated that it could be Mann (but Tokyo Vice is out already) and even awful possibilities such as Michael Moore or Spike Lee.

That motherfucker, but I guess it serves people right for trusting some nobody film fest guy from Saudi Arabia.

twitter.com/aftabamon
If you have an account, ask him why he confirmed the rumor he started:
twitter.com/aftabamon/status/1513573025110704140

He can expect some harsh words on twitter and his professional cred will go down the toiled if it turns out to be a baseless rumor.

Variety too

If it is true do they have to announce it with the Cannes lineup on Thursday or could they keep it secret until the actual festival?

da fuq is with him and checkerboards

That's a zig-zag pattern, not a checkerboard.

If I actually have to wait until May to find out whether David Lynch has a new movie coming out I'm just gonna kill myself now

Wisteria was supposedly canceled by Netflix, was a 10+ episode $85 million budget that was likely Twin Peaks universe. His long time producer keeps posting on her instagram suggesting that the project might actually be completed, and that he DOES have a new film but it is not premiering at Cannes.

my bad, but still. twin peaks has a bunch of instances

Also if anyone is really autistic, they can go through his daily weather reports and check if any days were missed/recorded somewhere other than his usual location and try to line those up with potential production dates.

Isn't he acting on some new movie, directed by David Cronenberg I believe

That was a mini series also supposedly canceled by Netflix I think

I just checked, it's for a Spielberg movie, The Fabelmans. The news dates from February though

He’s in Spielberg’s next film

Probably some idiot that didn’t know Inland Empire is old

People have speculated that Lynch will be playing John Ford in this scene from Spielberg's youth.

youtube.com/watch?v=hYBCFASEQOE

i don't want to let myself believe but man that answer is sus

2nd journalist just said Lynch told him there's no new film...
twitter.com/joshuahorowitz/status/1513960728033701889

>His long time producer keeps posting on her instagram suggesting that the project might actually be completed
Link?

The journalist/critic who started the rumor is well aware of IE (he apparently gave it a bad review) and one of his favorite films was apparently Blue Velvet.

This squares with rumors that Lynch has sadly become lucid in his old age and can no longer make Lychian art.

h-he’s just covering his back, d-doesnt want to ruin the surprise f-for us, r-right?

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If true, this means we're either getting something from Mann or Lee.
Though, I'm gonna be honest, all signs pointed to Lynch, so I'm not sure what the fuck happened.

>If true, this means we're either getting something from Mann or Lee.
Or that the whole rumor was bullshit from the start.

i mean the guy who started the rumor confirmed he was talking about lynch, and there was even a variety article that corroborated it. maybe he had a movie and pulled it from cannes last minute. or maybe its a tv pilot. or maybe it just exists as rumored and hes just being a saucy bitch

Didn’t believe it for a second. Since when has any big name director like lynch ever made a movie completely under the radar?

Lynch himself with IE

i mean i wouldn't say completely under the radar. he was working on wisteria with netflix and its conceivable he cobbled together a film out of what he made with that like he did for mulholland drive

Part of me assumed this would end up being exactly that, Wisteria/Unrecorded Night reworked into a feature length film like Mulholland Drive. From what I understand, the project was never formally announced, but I recall Kyle and other TP cast members tagging their cryptic posts with #Wisteria.

Read in Trump voice.

>NO NEW LYNCH!

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World A:
>Lynch did make a super under the radar project, and the little rumblings of rumors in the deepest recesses of the Twin Peaks fandom was indications of this
>Lynch really wanted it to be a surprise, but some asshat festival working flunkie decided to spill the beans early so he can get internet points
>People figured it out within two seconds and the twitterfag tried to play coy for a few days to not be legally liable or anything
>Enough people leaked to the press that Variety made an article, and that's when the twitterfag felt safe to come clean
>Lynch is assmad that a year or more of secrecy is ruined by some paki nobody for twitter points, so he downplays the rumor on the hope he can reclaim a semblance of a surprise
>There will be a Lynch project at Cannes, or if not at Cannes, very soon afterwards

World B:
>There is no project being developed
>Festivalfag paki made something up for internet points or heard something from somebody else that isn't true
>Posts about it, plays the plausible deniability game
>Someone big in the TP fandom talks to a few people and "confirms" it's real (which could be fake or just the Paki repeating his lie)
>Variety sees this and considers them the "two verified sources" but don't name names
>Indian nigger uses the article as an excuse to confirm for extra internet points
>Lynch is just like "idk what you're talking about man don't bring me into this"

Lynch doesn’t usually have movies with that big of a budget so it’s totally feasible to fly under the radar. Soderbergh has done it several times on his lower budget productions. But yes it seems that this is fake.

It's probably one of his kids'. Someone heard "Lynch and Dern" and thought it's David

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Not really. Inland Empire was hobbled together with stuff shot for Axxon N. Inland Empire was Lynch cashing out his 00s website. Everyone knew he was shooting shit, but no one (including Lynch) knew it was going to end up as Inland Empire.

It wasn't until he actually got funding from Studio Canal (Lynch is really close friends with the head of the studio) that he turned it into a feature