What I'm hearing is... choose my words carefully here

>What I'm hearing is... choose my words carefully here.
>*smacks lips*
>It's pretty straightforward. The guitar shit, it's a little stock.

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>YOU CAN'T LEAVE THE BAND CAUSE YOU JUST CAN'T OKAY!

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He's the kid in your class who always ate his boogers.

>*gets right up in your face*
>FUCK!

what do, Yea Forums?

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Lars Ulrich is the greatest metal drummer of all time.

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Call him a manlet and tell him to get the fuck out of my face.

How did things go so far off the rails? Look how psyched everyone is

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then you lose for getting angry

Lars is undeniably based

whenever I see this show mentioned all I can think of is the hundreds of rapes and murders that took place there

Is good day for Russia..

walk out since it's already 1PM and I can't work past that

Call me a boomer, but this is America's greatest export.

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Is there any other “band on its lowest point” kino like this? I already saw:
Anvil the story of anvil
New york doll

*angry chewing noises*

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>gets mogged by pantera

>complains about the guitar
>drums sound like complete garbage, literally

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poppa ulrich is pretty based

its not at its lowest point but check out "dig!" about the brian jonestown massacre and the dandy warhols
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Dig! (2004)

The Decline of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years

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Glamtera is a poser bands for tasteless wiggers

No one died though

Honestly not any different from when metallica was on stage, the crowd seemed to react mostly the same to everyone at that show since it was their first time being exposed to western music.

More like Pantyera am I right bros?

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>it sounds fuckin stock to my ears
Ive never heard "stock" as a description of music besides this movie it makes no fucking sense fuck this little danish cuck

What? No warning? No second chances?

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did motley crue's The Dirt ever get adapted, if so, that would cover some infamously low points for a band.

He's just drinking water right? Is this actually a mockumentary?

think it was made into a tame Netflix movie

>He's just drinking water right?
kek, nope. straight up vodka.
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>Is this actually a mockumentary?
No mockumentary is this sad

All I can think of is how shit the sound must have been since they had fucking helicopters flying right above everyones heads

Forgot about that scene. Total heartbreaking kino

He's like 26 years sober now, so don't feel bad

Lars is a great songwriter and good dude, and I'm tired of pretending he's not.

For me, it's James whining like a little bitch about how his own self-imposed schedule makes him feel left out of the songwriting process, and Kirk saying that's how he's felt the entire time he's been in the band.

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Great producer and MKT guy. If Metallica is rich as fuck today is thanks to him. His only marketing fluke was standing against Napster back in the day.

Great doc, BJM are great Dandys were hacks with a few good tunes

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>yfw that dynamic hasn't changed

It was mostly guys pissing and shitting their pants, no one died, some rapes probably happened

>only tries to get tough with James when he's at his weakest
textbook beta

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Better than whole metallicuck discography

Sure thing Dave. Don't fall asleep on your arm again you goof.

Pretty gud for nu-megadeth

Did Lars say he doesn't even practice anymore?

>form metal band
>call your band METALica
>be overrated hacks

You can see it on James' face, he's clearly thinking
>I wish we kicked this Danish midget out instead of Dave. Why did Cliff die for this?

James literally said it in an interview that he and the other guys wanted to kick lars out at some point.

Peak James

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They could replace him with literally any drummer and be just fine.

Originally they were gonna do it after the MoP tour and had Dave Lombardo lined up until Cliff died.

peak james

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Whats's with the photoshopped bra?

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I think lars' problem is that he's more of a studio musician than he is a live one.

He always was a seething tyranny in denial

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So exactly what did he go to rehab for the second time around? I heard it was benzos or whatever the fuck it was called.

He was decent live when he was on coke. Not great, but decent.

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