Who is your favourite actor and movie of all time?

Are they seriously asking depps family members what depps mom was like? What the fuck is this lmao

did ol jenny nicholson ever apologize for slandering an innocent victim of domestic violence yet? can everyone cancel her for that?

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Billy Ray Cyrus looking rough.

Seeing as Amber Heards lawyers spent 2½ hours talking about her entire life story in their opening, it's only fair.

bumping just because I hate the jannies so bad bros, god it would feel nice just wringing out one of their disgusting freak necks.

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All I've learnt from this trial is that Johnny was always meant to play a pirate.

No way

Someone post the """"""""bruise"""""""" on Depp's face. Gets me very time.

Who?

what are the chances of Johnny actually winning?

how long will the process take?

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based

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he's gonna win, just look at the poll

strawpoll.com/polls/3RnYpxBYxye

You can seance dead poo?
Damn, I learn something new every day on 4channel.org

Now the lawyers are grilling depps sister(?) about their mother. What's this got to do with some gold digging lying whore

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Character reference, trying to push the jury towards the opinion that Depp simply is not the type of person to sadistically abuse Amber.
Most of this trial is going to be pure appeal to emotion.

Proving that Depp grew up in an abusive household and was taught to accept abuse from women from a young age.

the disgraced former queen of Yea Forums

Jannies just deleted another NOOOO
Brace yourselves Deppbros, we about to get nuked for the fifth time.

drawing a parallel between depp and his mother in dealing with abuse and current situation i guess

Checked.

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Fucking Amber Turd Simps

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Wow he's literally me.

>the fucking warped hands
lmao I fucking love shoddy photoshops

Is it me or does it sound like Depp's mother suffers the same maladies as Heard?

Very unlikely, Joh Deep is doing this just to give himself a platform to say his side of things so that he can try to win the "court of public opinion". Basically win but with a bunch of legal fees.

>objection foundation
>objection hearsay
>objection foundation

He already admitted in the previous lawsuit that he did it and lost as a result. Why does he think it'll go differently this time?

Tough trial to watch

does anyone know if this drunk will speak in Johnny's defense?

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>why did you guys keep talking to your mother?
>Objection: stop asking her questions about Johnny!
>Sustained?
>Why did YOU keep talking to your mother?
>WE wanted to maintain contact
This trial is already a joke

>photoshop
huh?

How is thing being filmed

>mfw I see an on topic thread on Yea Forums

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Amberbot please take your obvious shilling elsewhere.

Is this the Johnny Depp trial general?

i thought everyone was already on his side

Nah, we're just talking about the careers of our favourite actors and actresses.

No it's about Pirates who Happen to love Johnny Depp

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>>WE wanted to maintain contact
As in 'me and my mother wanted to maintain contact', you knob

Sadly normies are so braindead they still take everything the mainstream media says as the only and absolute truth, so when it says that Amber is actually a wholesome abuse survivor, that's the way it is.

how many drugs is depp even on here
>all of them

To travel in silence by a long and circuitous route, to brave the arrows of misfortune, and fear neither noose nor fire, to play the greatest of all games and win, foregoing no expense, is to mock the vicissitudes of fate, and gain at last the key that will unlock the Ninth Gate!

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Janny trannies deleting threads about A list celebrities and current ongoing livestreams, literal kino. Meanwhile when some literal who dies they make a sticky, then it's not off-topic.
A live tv show featuring A-listers = off-topic, delete that shit
Some literal who nigger died = 24/7 discussion required, stick that shit to the front page. Is there a show going on, is anything being filmed, is the dead literal who doing anything? No, discuss it now

I really hope Amber wins, she's completely innocent in his whole affair.

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Yea we just got a little bit side tracked but dont worry

Wait was Depp getting to close and is Amber Turd actually satan?

he prolly left out the alcohol and only took some benzos.

No, the rules say you can only post about their movies and TV shows, not their private lives that are none of the public's business and don't end up on TV or have any impact their careers.

She literally clarified that she was talking about herself and Johnny, dipshit

Why? She's a psychotic 6/10 with makeup on. You are a tasteless retard.

BEEN GONE FOR 3 HOURS
WHAT HAVE I MISSED

Janny troon fat bastard.

why is his tie so short though?

So we're good then, seeing as this ongoing trial has directly impacted Depp's career, going so far as to blacklist him from several films.

nothing much we are all waiting for the Poo segment

Wish she shat in my mouth.

??
she's a legit goddess

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it's tucked into a vest

How is the judge sustaining these objections?
>You're not allowed to ask questions directly about Johnny because it might hurt Amber's defence

>my face hurts where amber hit me
>I wish I had some rum. Rum's gud.
>I just wanna go home to my oompa loompas.
>I did not hit her it's bullshit I did NAWT
>oh hi your honor

post her current pics not these ten year old ones then, sir simpsalot

>A live tv show featuring A-listers
Do you mean Court TV/the news? Does that count as a TV show?

Nothing much just general shitposting in between shilling and getting threads deleted

>your honor MS HEARD did not poo in loo
>I rest my case

Objection: foundation
Objection: foundation

>posts an even more heavily filtered picture
>still looks like every single generic hollywood blonde
She's got that bland, dead look just like Brie Larson, remove the filters and the makeup and you're basically looking at a dude in a wig.

Ninth Gate is kino, so I hope it goes well for Johnny.

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Still a 10.

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makes me think this entire trial is fucked already

why are they talking about johnnys mom for fucks sake...

N-no officer, we just be here talking 'bout pirates and the like.

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>those crows feet
>only 35 but pushing 50
lmao

Yes, obviously it does. It's live reality TV. It's like the OJ Simpson trial or a royal wedding.

>those crows feet
You are actually blind.

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Yahargh matey!

The biggest stumbling block for his was that the article in question didn't name him explicitly and the statement in question was true in fact. That kills a defamation claim, one would think. However, the defense tied their own noose by admitting that the statement was in fact about Depp, that the public knew that when it was published, and that the resulting damages for Depp were consequences of his own actions, not an untruth published by Heard. The defense shifted the trial to an argument about the facts surrounding the statement rather than a rigid examination of the statement itself. Amber loses on the surrounding facts, so she'll lose this trial.

This is genuinely my fear

try paying attention

The trial is literally on TV retard

>>still looks like every single generic hollywood blonde
This is an unnecessary cope. You can call her a horrible person without denying that she's gorgeous.

You're not allowed to lay foundation for how good someone looks by using everyone in their life saying they're a good person, I think

Why is his tie so short?

>how long will the process take?
6 weeks

Foundation.

Lucky sevens, what does it mean?

>proceeds to post an even more obscured picture of an aging Amber Heard

MAYBE 10 years ago, but now? Bitch looks like J. K. Rowling

>Why is his tie so short?

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what is this even about? amber turd wants money or wants depp locked up?

>Bitch looks like J. K. Rowling
Johnny, please.

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Depp wants people to understand that Heard is a vile, manipulative, lying bitch who never knew how good she had it.
Literally a failed C list nobody before Depp.

ywnbaw

heard accused depp of abuse, turned out to be false and depp is suing her for $50 million

Thank you

Turd ruined his career and got him blacklisted from hollywood. Depp is trying to clear his image and is fighting back.

>man jaw
>slathered in makeup, still looks like a dude
>fake blonde hair
>only decent thing are the tits, but they're probably fake too

He should have gotten a longer tie

and in response, she is suing for defamation for $100 million, where Depp's defense is, among other things,

I just want justice for Amber.
Johnny, this is hurting your case that you aren't just incredibly vindictive about Amber leaving you.

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Depp abused Heard and is continuing to do it now by forcing her to relive it in court.

oh thats spicy
pretty sad depp couldnt even stay sober or off of his phone for even a few minutes of the trial though
man he's fucking sauced out of his mind

>trial still going
>jannies still trannies
>got me beer
/comfy/

god, I wish I were Amber Turds gimp slave

Sad but also kind of hot.

thanks

depps sister looks like a 70 year old grandma

she got the bottom half in the divorce

she probably is

>never understood why people were crazy over Amber, since even though she's attractive she's always come off as generic and soulless like no other actress
>she turns out to be a batshit crazy abuser
>liked Armie Hammer's roles but could never shake the same thought that he also came off as generic and soulless
>he turns out to be a freemason-tier old money cannibal-fetishist
I think I might have the ability to spot soulless people.

>had it written into contracts to have his kid's birthdays off
i thought johnny depp was... le bad???

she is 2 years older than depp, so 60?

What kind of person am I, psychic user?

>Johnny Depp
I honestly hope he wins.
>favourite actor
I don't have one. I like actors because of their roles and there aren't any that stand out as "I have to see everything they're in"
>favourite movie
Hero (2002) The Jet Li one

only 2 years older than johnny

a faggot

It obviously only works when looking at people's faces in various situations, so become an actor and I'll be able to tell whether you've got a soul or not.

Buster Keaton

Then he shouldn't have started this defamation trial in the first place. Amber gets the restraining order in 2016, that causes some controversy, but doesn't ruin his career. Warner Brothers still had enough faith to bank on him as the main villain in a tentpole franchise. The accusations were already out before Fantastic Beasts 2 came out and Rowling and the director defended Johnny. He also had other prospects, like an HBO miniseries about Houdini produced by Jerry Bruckheimer and at least a cameo in the next Pirates.

But then HE is the one still litigious. Everybody was ready to forget this and move on when sues some British rag for libel, and that keeps "Johnny Depp" and "wifebeater" in the same sentence in the public consciousness. And he loses that suit. Now he pushes more, a high profile suit with James Franco and Elon Musk testifying? Now this circus trial about domestic abuse is what people are going to be thinking of when they think of Johnny Depp, not the possibility of a Mortdecai sequel. Meanwhile, Amber's career hasn't hurt, gets to be the co-lead in an Aquaman sequel after the first one grossed a billion. And Johnny had Minamatta. What's the best case scenario for him? Does he think if he's vindicated in court, it'll make this all go away?

What's this I'm hearing about Depp raping Heard with a bottle?

>AMBER TURD

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No, it's a Megan thread.

What should I do with this

Close, I'm actually trans