shame we never got real Jedi master Luke Skywalker kino
Shame we never got real Jedi master Luke Skywalker kino
Carson Rogers
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Christian Ward
More like Fluke Skywalker
Jonathan James
It was a tear-down of his character to emphasize on why a female jedi who's just so much better than everyone else is so important. I still can't believe Disney fucked up Star Wars as badly as they did, and how in spite of that people keep shoveling Disney money for more.
Evan Rogers
Haha more like Puke Diecocker
Kayden Russell
But we did
Julian Davis
why didn't they just cast Sebastian Stan
Christian Fisher
It really is impressive just how bad Disney fucked up Star Wars. Ten years ago if you said a Star Wars movie would flop everyone would laugh at you. Then Solo happened.
Angel Smith
Ten years ago if you said we'd have space-Leia, Luke gets the ultimate character assassination to destroy his legacy, all-new alien galaxy that shits on the original one, the emperor returning for no reason at all other than because he's all evil and shit, and all the other crap they've pulled, a world of SW fans would beat your ass.
Justin Cruz
Have you seen his Luke audition? He sucked.
William Garcia
This was the worst thing they've done since TLJ and felt like watching Luke get raped all over again
>uncanny valley face
>shit clothes choice
>awkward-as-fuck ai voice that sounds dreadful
I'd rather no Luke than that shit
Ryan James
Luke Cuckwalker
Wyatt Cooper
It looked and sounded fine, fag.
Henry Carter
still seething, chud?
because he doesn't look like Luke
Noah Perez
I hate yidsney.
Michael Peterson
>chud
Elijah Young
Why does the actress who plays whatsherheadtails over there always look bored to the point of falling asleep in all her scenes?
Bentley Harris
>Letting a literal baby make a life altering choice and sending him alone to a war zone
Yeah, no. Fuck him.
Liam Martinez
Just play Jedi Academy
Carter Diaz
>It looked and sounded fine
This is peak cope. It sounded retarded as fuck
Ryder Robinson
>kyle fight is based around distracting him enough to escape
absolute kino
Henry Anderson
Its funny how Daisy Ridley and John Boyega's careers are dead, while Rian Johnson unironically buck broke the entire star wars fandom and got away with it. He then created his own franchise (Knives Out) and personally pocketed over $100M, while star wars faggots are stuck with reddit tier Disney plus shows forever.
Dont worry star wars cucks, Doomcock said that TLJ will decanonized anytime this century! GO WOKE, GO BROKE! Right? LOL, Do something about it star wars faggots!
Hudson Harris
>not compatible with windows 10 (or 11 lol)
>have to install dodgy 3rd party mods and drivers to try and fix it
Yeah, fuck that. I'll wait for a remaster. If they can rerelease it on switch, they can rerelease them on pc.
Lincoln Turner
Just download the gog version you absolute fucking retard.
Blake Morales
I'll cope my way into enjoyment then.
She's supposed to be this zen master, always at peace with her surroundings.
Michael Martin
>I'll wait for a remaster.
Lol, the only thing you could get is a pozzed remake.
Aiden Morris
Doesn't care about star wars but didn't want to turn down guaranteed money
Easton Martinez
When's the trilogy, Rian?
Kevin Thompson
>tldr this faggot made the worst movie in cinematic history... and that’s just superdooper
K
Henry Gray
David Cooper
Elijah Flores
Samefag
>dumb lightsaber battle
>the movie is brilliant
Kek. What a massive cope.
Seethe more TLJ was and always will be utter shit, hated by 9/10 people
Nathan Gutierrez
>George Lucas even said he doesn't recognize the EU as part of the story.
youtu.be
>and best of all, it's canon.
So are trans Jedi, Star Wars canon is now a joke.
I'll never watch TLJ.
Jace Smith
nice filenames.
You'd have thought that redditors obsessed with the EU would at least take the time to realise the thrawn trilogy, the series the ST gets most often compared to, puts a bullet in all the supposed whining about god mode luke
Dominic Nguyen
>I still can't believe Disney fucked up Star Wars as badly as they did
kathleen kennedy and rian johnson did this shit on purpose there was no 'fucking up'
Daniel Peterson
Aiden Stewart
>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T SHOW A MAN WHO LIVED AS A FARMER FOR THE FIRST 20 YEARS OF HIS LIFE LIVING OFF THE LAND NOOOOOOO
Eli Clark
>surely the 11th time I post this I won't get BTFO
What a fucking loser
Charles Williams
>I have no valid comeback for this argument, so I'm just gonna laugh and call him a fucking loser.
Bentley Nguyen
>What a fucking loser
kek
so true
Lucas Nelson
The only cope you've ever come up with is
>h-he has a cup, it makes sense he's drinking unpasteurized milk like all the farmers absolutely do!
So why should I bother when you clearly don't?
Leo Robinson
More like Jew Cocksucker lol
Oliver Wood
Perhaps deepfake tv Luke will do some rad shit.
Robert Lopez
Oh god, please god, please do not let Disney make Mara Jade into Luke's trans identity.
Carson Campbell
If Zendaya hasn't been cast as Mara Jade already then they probably won't touch her.
Wyatt James
Ha-ha! Thanks for the idea, chud! Ha-ha!
Thomas Perez
T. Disney retard
Ryder Myers
I can still remember cutscene of Luke fighting Desaan. It felt like one of the coolest thing I ever saw back then
Adam Barnes
Mara is safe, for the sole reason that disney wants to keep Luke as a loser who died a virgin.
Even if she emasculates him, the mere fact he had a love interest is repellent to them
Justin Morris
>a straight white male
It's not 1980 chud
Dylan Ramirez
The thing is, there was a good way to tell this story. The sequels didn't do that. They spent a grand total of 10 minutes on why Ben betrayed Luke and the other Jedi, and wasted hours on pointless Rey-shlicking and injecting an asian into the middle of the trilogy for social credit points.
An outline isn't a script or a storyboard. It's plainly obvious that Disney didn't do much of either in the making of these films.
Brayden Martinez
Why do they keep bringing out Lucas to defend Canon when Lucas is even less affiliated with disney canon lol
Lincoln Rivera
It's especially pathetic given how hard they played the
>at least we're not the prequels
card when marketing TFA
Jayden Wilson
His personality is also different than the OT and the sequels.
Thomas Stewart
>unironically defending having Luke drink warm unprocessed alien milk straight out of the teat of some disgusting creature to add comic relief
Do sjw nuwars fans really?
Elijah Rodriguez
they even make shitty mspaint memes about it
Samuel Jackson
That story was doomed from the point that Rey outright defeated Kylo in TFA. If a girl who never wielded a lightsaber can defeat a Dark Jedi, how did he destroy the academy?
Nicholas Jackson
It's telling that they didn't even try to justify it.
None of the cope about him being injured (while never showing any signs of bloodloss or limited mobility), enraged (which would make a dark jedi stronger) or Rey having some hidden attributes came to pass.
They just wanted you to accept it as if the story wasn't completely fucked.
Aiden Parker
>Rey already knew how to fight with stick.
>Kylo was seriously injured and emotionally unbalanced.
>If the prequels were about how the Jedi were responsible for their downfall, then perhaps the whole "Years of rigorous training" method is unnecessary compared to simply letting the Force guide you. Remember, Luke was able to destroy the Death Star after just learning about it the same day, and even got down telekinesis before resuming his training with Yoda.
Christopher White
I love it when shit like this happens
Nathan Rogers
>Luke sneaks in Kylo's room while he's sleeping
>plans to murder the only son of his sister and best friend
>*SWOOOOOSH*
>entire room fills with the warm light from the lightsaber
I almost laughed at that scene. The character comes off as a self-centered retard. Also no mention of how his careless act could have affected the other students.
Jacob Barnes
>Master Luke, where's Kylo?
>He, uh... died on his way back to his home planet. Nevermind him, let's move on with training.
There's no way Luke could get away with it. Any Force sensitive could have certainly felt a great disturbance after that night. At some point he'd be forced to tell the truth to his students and what hen? How the fuck do you tell your students you killed one of them because of a bad dream?
Hunter Hughes
He did not go in with the intent to kill Ben, just check up on him and see if he's alright. He looked in his head, saw another Vader in the making, and switched on his saber out of pure instinct.
The third flashback pretty much spelled it out for you, unless you didn't actually see the movie and are just going off Kylo's version of events.
Ayden Long
>he looked like he was going to act like his grandfather, so I beat him to the punch
>If I hear any more questions from you little shits I'll do it again
Jaxson Anderson
Disney movies are no longer made to teach lessons through epic specticals. They're glorified Saturday morning cartoon episodes