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>the old bitch is STILL going on
>"this is a better movie than Amber has ever starred in"

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You should be on his side because Amber is a libel spitting lunatic. This old bag could very easily be spinning a whole web of lies anyone will be too lazy to look up for validity.

MARVEL THREADS ONLY BUCKO

Move it to a more relevant board.
I double dare you, chicken.

What Depp did was wrong, and whatever Amber did was justified.
My goddess can do no wrong.

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Americans
Explain yourselves
What is this garbage drama shit talk you call ”trial”
What is the point of this

JANNYS ARE TRANNIES
MODS ARE CLODS

Is this real?

clean it up, Jannie

shes a stupid succubi. i hope she loses big time. spoiled ungrateful bitch

what everything is about

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>Most interesting Yea Forums related debacle in years and one that is inextricably tied to the careers of both stars involved.
Sometimes I think the jannies just hate us.

the more she drank the more she shat

I hope she wins, rinses Depp for everything he's worth and then moves onto her next victim.

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His best friends at one time were Doug Stanhope and Marilyn Manson. It's no secret he's a drunk and drug addict.

they cant fucking ban all of us can they

Is this the guy who replaced Depp in that new Harry Potter movie

You hurt Johnny ,amber. Apologize.

You know this isn't on cable, right?

Not with my phone they can't

FECES ON THE BED MENTIONED

>Sometimes I think the jannies just hate us
you would, too
if you had to do it for free

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>if you had to do it for free
You don't have to do it, tho.

couldn't he at least afford a longer tie lol

>yfw they try to spin DEFECATING THROUGH A BEDSHEET as your mistake

>fecalphobia
fucking bigot

is he wearing shoulderpads?

Love me Johnny
Hate Amba
Simple as

He looks like someone wearing a Johnny Depp mask.

Move here when this thread gets inevitably deleted

He's wearing a black suit vest over it

he is wearing a waistcoat that his tie is disappearing into.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT
WHAT IS THIS DRIBBLE
I thought in court you give hard fucking facts, this old bitch is just rambling on about some fucking stories.
WHERES THE EVIDENCE
Americans, explain your legal system to me because so far it looks like a creative writing session.

this one is perfect, shes making amber actually look such a liar. the other guy was a threat cause he wasn't a complete fucking clown.

>30 minute opening statement for Johnny
>2 hour+ for amber
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

stop kinkshaming her

(me)

wow she is very pretty but the fact she dropped a turd on her bed makes her like one of those 'gross but pretty if she cleaned herself up' white chicks you'd see in college

what

why dont they fucking present the texts Depp had with her parents. She made it all up, admittedly so. Pic related

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Fuck off simp.

dogpoop

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Only need a short amount of time to show facts. takes longer when you're making shite up.

Very good performance of depp here. That's exactly how someone who's experiencing distaste looks like

>he doesn't know what a three piece suit is
ngmi

Suit jackets have shoulder pads in them

like this.

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Am I still banned you troons?

I actually hate that she's so hot that I don't want her fired from Aquaman ever. I want to see more of her in green tights.

lucky...
I can't believe Depp would frame her like that by going and getting some dog poop and throwing it on their bed
Actually disgusting behaviour.
I believe women.

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its a vest b

Have they shown photos of the famous bed turd yet?

literally me when i read or hear the word "nigger" in any form of media

Oh good I wanted to talk about Johhny and Amber.

There is nothing wrong with admitting that you like Amber, that she is correct in this court case and should win, and that she should be in even more high profile movies.

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someone redpill me on the bedshitting incident

>when you imagine the shenanigans/tv/ is getting up to right now

>you're gonna see it
Nigger why the fuck dont you show it then instead of talking about it

Google.com

QRD?

>...well the evidence will show some stuff and the stuff that says Johnny is bad is good, and the stuff that says Amber is bad is bad

Didn't happen.
One picture is not enough to impugn someone like that, just as likely that Depp threw some dog's on the bed to frame Heard.

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>her Dad probably likes Johnny more than her

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She's a BPD hoe and should get dragged through the mud.

Is it kino? I haven't caught up with it. Going to watch the Rekieta stream

Fuck you, spoonfeed me like the good bitch you are faggot

It's opening statements, you don't present evidence. ALthough, you can generally tell if someone has a weak case when they tell the narrative of the entire case in the opening statement, then promise and promise to submit evidence, and inevitably never do.

I COULD HAVE SAVED HER

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>Depp's lawyer: "Members of the jury, she shat in his bed."
>Amber's lawyer: "REEEEEE she didn't do anything wrong he has fecalphobia!!!!!!!!"
Yea I'm thinking this is gonna be a win for Johnny

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She's an innocent victim and deserves to have her name cleared.

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SHE DEFECATED THROUGH A BED SHEET!

this tqbh, imagine first apologizing to the jurors for forcing them into this trial, and then wasting 3 hours of their time with allegations instead of just getting on with it.
How is there no rule about length of an opening statement? I mean, how is this strengthening their case in any way?

What did she say that he's reacting like that?

This isnt the Wiki and I'm not your mum fagboy. Now go figure it out yourself before you come in here and do nigger behavior

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Must be your first trial then. Juries do not act based on logic and no matter what it may seem during the trial they may throw it all out the window.
Depp is in deep shit because he is male and accused of being an abuser. It's an uphill battle for him. No matter how well it goes some crazy feminist may just refuse to reach a verdict.

>Amber wanted a pre-nup but Johnny said nah
>So whether it was caused by adultery, or cheating, or abuse, or adultery, or adultery...
>it doesn't matter, she's entitled to 50%
>She just want to get out of the marriage for reasons we may never understand what her motives were

It's called an opening argument. It's where you tell all the stuff that happened in narrative form, because during the actual trial it will all be in the form of
>and then you took a step forward?
>yes
>and then you took another step forward?
>yes
which is boring for almost anyone to follow

I just want to shut that milf lawyer with my dick

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>How is there no rule about length of an opening statement?

There generally doesn't need to be rule. It's pretty well understood to keep it brief, keep it narrative, keep it focused. You don't literally list every single detail of every single thing you purport happened, because it bores and annoys a jury.

happens all the time though, and lawyers lose cases all the time too.

Yeah I know very little of this stuff but you can infer this just from hearing "opening statements", yet ppl keep asking this stupid question.

Then she should be removed from a jury or the jury will hang. All it does it prolong the inevitable

>so like a week after they split up or something...
>she was dating Elon Musk by now
>And for reasons no one can possibly guess, Johnny was not happy and obsessed with Elon

I would've eaten her caca

Jack Sparrow joke

She has a right to privacy.

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looks like a psychopath

You misunderstand, Amber has fecalphobia and has never taken a shit in her life.

Holy fuck this is hilarious , how the camera just zooms in on his face while he moves his eyebrows in disbelieve. True kino

strawpoll.com/polls/3RnYpxBYxye

This story about shitting the bed is exactly what happened to me with my crazy ex. Insane bitches follow an MO man, it clear as day Amber is guilty and she's a bed shitter (even worse than a bed wetter imo).

>I mean, how is this strengthening their case in any way?

Well you also have to take into account your clients reaction. This could very well be the story that Amber wants told. As a lawyer you need to advise them against shit like this, but ultimately it's their call.

>the old female hag is STILL going
>this is only the opening statement
It's over lol, johnny won. Hiring professionals for that extra buck was the right choice.

walled

So our guy Johnny is gonna clear his name at last.

CUT THAT BITCH OFF, JUDGE

wait is this hag for or against him??

Seems like the kind of bullshit narcissistic egomaniac like amber would want.
Her entire fucking life story, who gives a shit.

Does she also not sweat?

>"what the fuck are you going about about bitch"

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What did she do to achieve this beauty?

She is simply just naturally a perfect woman.

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against him kek

This opening reminds me of my mother when she comes from work and starts talking for 1 hour straight about nothing

I want to kill myself

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why is the trial in Virginia?

Against him. She's been waffling on about nonsense for the last hour (after her colleague spent an hour talking about nothing)

It literally upsets me how attractive she is, even if she's guilty

Never once having to hold a shit in

>He doesn't squat over his bedsheets to achieve perfect glutes
Ngmi

Rambling is good. The more irrelevant info she introduces and the more she bores the jury, the less likely people are to pay attention to the facts of the case. Jury starts zoning out and when they bring back the narrative about abuse and shit, they start paying attention.
Amber's side does not want the jury to pay attention when they will be going over texts and documents like where she blackmails Johny Depp and tells him that no one will believe him because he is male and she is female. The more they ramble on the better their chances are, you want to drown that out.

why are all the bedshitting bitches so hot?

>was rubbing johnny's hand and arm after her statement
Based Johnny already moving on.

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>dyke judge
its over

She is innocent.
Hasn't been proved she did it.

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why even make a poll
it's already over for him

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>It's called an opening argument
lol the whole thing is going to be like this the whole way through

the """justice""" system is a joke.

I wanna shit on burgers for this but it's like this everywhere. watching actual trials are a huge blackpill. haven't even seen any family court stuff, I hear it makes you want to kill yourself.

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im getting old gill vibes from this woman

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Based psychology understander.
t. Uses long rambling in my magic routine to disrupt close attention for the same reason

mmm so tight around the crotch!

be lucky to be born with features that are considered beautiful, not fat, white, young. that's it

All they have to do is convince the jury. Amber herd's lawyer has been absolute dog shit. Her opening statement is like a 5 year old who keeps using run on sentences.

>Rambling is good. The more irrelevant info she introduces and the more she bores the jury, the less likely people are to pay attention to the facts of the case

In my experience this backfires way more than this works. Annoying the jury is never a good strategy.

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what's this about? i live under a rock

How's it going? I haven't paid attention to this in years

she's looking rough now though

there's more than one?