Our Flag Means Death

Gay pirates seem more likely than not. You can bitch about it being looked down upon even then, but it was a big enough problem that it was outlawed in the royal navies. And it only stands to reason the pirate forces made up of navy deserters probably did so just as much to get away from that persecution. Get over it.

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stick two people in a room together long enough and eventually they'll fuck, now imagine a dozen dudes stuck at sea not knowing if they'll live to see tomorrow or get eaten by a sea demon. You just KNOW what they were doing "below deck"

that pink font should have clued you in bro

exactly what they did in Black flag, which I was enjoying until the main dude ended up being a cocksmoker.

This, I knew immediately, you just don't have that pink font for no reason. It's not as if it neatly comports with itself within an aesthetic, it is unusual and the first thing I noticed about the poster. especially in contrast to the "WE'RE VERY MANLY" looking pirates it's obvious what the intention of that color choice was.

user has a point

>our flag means death
The rainbow flag really is a symbol of death, disease, and mental illness. Did raimi have input on this project?

pirate gay is a lot like prison gay

This. There was a romantic relationship subtext played for laughs (like once the other pirate was in the picture and getting in the way of their hangout times) but nothing indicted actual romance. Either the writing is so shit, the actors so shit, or they just have zero romantic chemistry, because they absolutely did not sell any romantic connection on either end. It felt truly forced and completely out of left field

>It's woke shit that isn't as good as the Internet Historian video
Wow who could have seen this coming

No ones complaining about the other gay pirates on the show.

its directed by a polynesian jew waititi or whatever whos real name is cohen you didnt see the subversion coming? it says right there on the front from the creator of jojo rabbit (go ahead and look that shit up while youre at it)

>Butt pirates

Bro, are you SERIOUS? Did HBO seriously make a pirate show in the year 2022... and make it GAY? I'm absolutely shocked

Not really, they were best friends with it being a joke that they had bromance.

Literally all the fan pages are ran by gay teenagers that jump down your throat if you use the wrong "pronouns" for characters (Jim).

it was kino and had pure SOUL, chud

lmao it was obvious to every neurotypical person that they were gay for each other. I am not surprised that y'all autistic incels didn't see it coming before they kiss.

give an example of when it was "obvious"

They were gay since the moment they met user. It was so obvious.

how about when they talk about their love for fine fabrics, chud?

Our Fag Means Death

all you faggots say it was obvious that they were gay but won't explain HOW it was obvious.

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How is that gay? unless they wrapped the fabrics around their dicks and jerked each other off.

aw thats lame. I did laugh when Black Beards 1st mate was acting like a faggot with the 2 butt pirates

its pointless to try to explain non-verbal cues and other non-explicit social interactions to people with your disorder, sorry

Bro it was so obvious when I had a buttflug in my ass and was jerking off into my own mouth that these two men having any interaction at all together meant that they were gay, I mean come on.

fags can spot butt pirates a mile away
problem is they expect you to be able to do the same

I got it the moment Blackbeard saw Stede for the first time, maybe you're just too stupid to understand a moving image in front of your eyes.

Prisons are only gay because blacks are innately homosexual.

>I wanted them to be gay in my mind so everything they did is secretly gay because I am a huge faggot that needs everything to be gay. No I can't explain how they're they just are because I wanted them to be.

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Is having an affinity for fine fabrics inherently a homosexual trait? Consider this:
>If you answer yes, something something enforcing traditional gender roles and stereotypes, therefore if you answer in the affirmative you are a full-blooded chud
>If you answer no, your entire point is forfeit, as you never had one to begin with.
How does it feel to be completely fundamentally and thoroughly BTFO'd?

nice bad faith argument, chud.

ANSWER YES OR NO U EVASIVE LITTLE NIG, AND GET BTFO

touch grass

Seamen are notorious faggots. What did you expect?

Touch cope homophobe, men can like fancy things too without toxic masculinity like yours rearing its ugly head

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>Can't answer simple question
>Seethes and calls it bad faith
>I- I won bunkerbros! I- I even said the thing about fondling the lawn
You disgust me

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So the title was a typo?

being into fine fabrics is a social identifier for gayness, it has nothing to do with whether something is 'inherently' homosexual. you are just mad that I didn't fall into your pathetic dishonest trap, chud.

>> social identifier for gayness

So a stereotype?

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Man you got bodied hard. Can my boy user tag me in for round 2? Why do transvestites adopt "gender stereotypes" so religiously if they're invalid?

shit homage then

Couldnt get through the first episode. They forgot that a comedy show is supposed to be funny too, not just cringe

because buttpirates isn't just a joke.

How could you watch the trailer for this piece of garbage and not instantly realize it's not worth your time?

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Also people who did socially unacceptable stuff were much more likely to become social outcasts since they didn't live by the rules anyway. There was a small step from taking it up the butt and raping and pillaging.
It's also the reason why homos were involved in radical and violent politics in early 20th century. I recall there being a survey among members of Bund für Menschenrecht (1920s gay organization in Germany) regarding political leanings. 30% of those who were active politically were members of nationalist or volkisch organizations, the largest single group among them.

In a way, coopting gays into the mainstream and turning them from an elite underground club into "we're the same as you and we want the regular stuff like having kids, mortgages, holding hands" has been just another step into quelling social unrest and pacifying everyone. If people feel accepted about mundane stuff they're much less likely to rebel about bigger political issues.

How is that gay? Stede is a wealthy landowner, it makes sense relative to his class. Blackbeard is burnt out from piracy and his interest in Stede and his ways seems more like it's vacationing from his typical life.

It's not a trap the logic there is rock solid. You were just a coping sophist

>Its called on semantics B's
>Post picture of ugly meme face
>"THIS UNFLATTERING DEPICTION REPRESENTS HOW I BELIEVE YOU APPEAR. I HAVE WON!"
At this point you should probably just walk into the sea and drown.

>what's with sailors and homosexuality

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