>Jurassic World 3 begins
>Sigh... somehow, Nedry has returned
Jurassic World 3 begins
Henry Scott
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Andrew Williams
>Dr. Grant's daughter is introduced
>she is a less interesting clone of the character
>entire plot is set up for her to be the new Dr. Grant in the next movies
Lincoln Gonzalez
>dark security room with a flickering computer monitor
>computer chair starts to turn around ominously
>"no no no" plays faintly through the sound of computer static
>light glints off a pair of glasses
>JURASSIC WORLD 3
>Nedry sneers villainously at the camera
>DECEMBER 9TH
Oliver Ross
Imagine him teaming up with Hoskins
Holy Kino
Isaac Thomas
Who's the man smoking the pipe?
Ethan Adams
it's "ah ah ah"
Christopher Thompson
>NYEH....IT IS I, NEDRY! YOU THINK THAT WAS ENOUGH TO STOP ME?
Jaxon Gutierrez
"You didnt say the magic word"
Christian Robinson
the narrator sighs?
Ayden Morris
It's actually Ian Macolm narrating it, so yea
Carson Ramirez
>DEY EAT BUTTAFINGAHS NOW?
Sebastian Lewis
>dark, dimly lit lab
>tubes full of biomaterial and genetic experiments
>Wu is going through papers at a desk while drinking tea
>he looks up when he hears a door open
>"Good evening, ma'am. Going through the read-outs, it seems like we are on schedule."
>"I will have my revenge, Dr. Wu."
>the woman approaches a tube with a baby brachiosaurus in it
>an adult Lex Murphy's face appears in reflection off the glass
Henry Adams
fuck it why not. Bring nedry back, make him a dinosaur tamer who implanted cyberchips in the dino brains to make them intelligent. this movie series is so fucked I just want to see them go completely off the rails.
Zachary Davis
>"I am Nedry of Clan Dilophosaurfucker"
Cameron Brooks
yea sure. it can't be worse than what their current plan is
Grayson Gonzalez
And that word would be?
Ayden Howard
AYE AM ARR DE CHINESE!
Christian Martin
I've come to realize Jurassic Park is one of those franchises that can only work in constant reboot.
The fun is seeing the cool park, then seeing the dinosaurs escape. The sequels are always terrible because the dinosaurs can't escape the park a second time.
Jurassic World also would have been better without the Hannibal Lecter invisible super TRex on loan from Pandora, but hey, one step at a time.
Tyler Price
Why don't they just make it an Escape From New York remake but with dinosaurs instead of violent minorities?
Caleb Richardson
>>
Yep they clone a dinosaur with the mind of Nedry
Jack Gray
I haven't read Crichton since I was in middle school but I remember a lot of his books had subplots about corporate malfeasance and power imbalances causing poor judgment and lack of justice. Would have been kino if the Jurassic Park franchise worked that stuff into the plot at least as much as he did.
Brandon James
Oppenheimer
Gabriel Thomas
Why does Jurassic Park look so comfy? The colours and set designs are extremely memorable and make you want to inhabit the movie, it’s a weird mix of lifelike and escapist
Lincoln White
do we think he used distilled water in the prop cans or did he just use the real soda he was drinking before the take?
Leo Thomas
>camera pans on a dark, stormy building, the light of a computer barely shining through
>slow piano music plays
>camera slowly zooms in
>through the pouring rain, you can barely make out muffled words
>as it comes closer, you notice the piano music is a reprise of the jurassic park theme, and the words become a soft "ah, ah ah"
>a lightning bolt flashes, and a shadow briefly crosses the room
>"ah, ah ah"
>"ah, ah, ah!"
>*EAR SHATTERING FART NOISE*
>the shadow leaps at the camera
>"you didn't say the magic word"
>JURASSIC WORLD 3
>"ah, ah, ah
>ah, ah, ah
>ah, ah ah"
Cooper Campbell
why would he drink distilled water? that's for car batteries
Benjamin Jenkins
Considering his weight, he was probably just drinking the real stuff. Fat guys can chug soft drinks.
>t. former fattie
Tyler Perez
technically we never confirmed his death. last we saw him he was in a car blind with a dilophosaurus. he could - plausibly - have escaped the same way gandalf survived the balgoth and by plausibly i mean it would be stupid but still plausible. and yes i know in the books he got graphically disembowled but they arent canon. dilophosaurus are thought to have fed on small insects anyway.
Jacob Lewis
They discovered his body in the 1994 cleanup operation. He was right off a main road.
William Ortiz
Gotta add in a jump scare with that "SQUEEEEEE" noise that happened when Nedry popped open the embryo container at lunch
James Taylor
ni-
Asher Bailey
A man of Nedry's girth could easily throw off the Dilo and then sit on it, crushing it to death. He's not out just yet
Nicholas White
Dr. Grant gets cornered by 3 velociraptors
One of the raptors is about to jump on him.
Grant closes his eyes but then suddenly.
SHOTGUN BLASTS!
Grant opens his eyes. It's the fat kid from 20 years ago..
He drags from his sigaret and flicks it at the 3 dead six foot turkeys, smiles at Grant and says.
>See ya doc ..
He then puts the shotgun in his mouth and blows his brains out.
AND SCENE
Nathaniel Cox
Dare I say KINO
Jaxson Long
damn...
Gabriel Sullivan
Dilophosaurus-Nedry hybrid
Asher Brown
Dear lord user.
Did you just make this?
Leo Morris
They should have just remade it with our modern understanding of how dinosaurs actually look. There's no wonder in the sequels--just noise.
Cameron Gomez
they are not dinosaurs in the movies
Julian Howard
>user wants big chickens with scales
Alexander Ross
It would be good
Jace Thompson
They were supposed to be in the first one.
Part of the wonder of seeing Jurassic Park as a kid was knowing a group of experts did their best to bring dinosaurs back to life. Now the spectacle is 1000s of faceless animators pumping out CG SPFX (that haven't been novel or impressive for 20 years or more).
Juan Moore
You joke, but if this shit goes on long enough, we're going to get a prequel series that shows how the park was created and why Nedry is so evil. Probably a Netflix or Prime series.
Christian Wright
Also it'll be a young, black female who actually created the dinosaurs and BD Wong/Hammond just cut her out.
Ian Wilson
Feathered dinosaurs are fucking bullshit, it's just anti-white propaganda. When I was a kid everyone knew the T-Rex (anscestor of the white race) was badass and respected now they try and emasculate it by giving it feather
Robert Robinson
Joshua Howard
Claire is in a plane going to save that clone girl.
Suddenly a big quetzal is attacking the aircraft.
>Where about to go down !
A helicopter comes out of nowhere and rams the quetz.
>Whatsup bitcheeeess!!
A disfigured Simon Masrani flies into the quetz with the power of a thousand curries and crashes right into the mouth of a mosasaurus.
Juan Fisher
It's Nedry! Nedry! Nedry's here!
See? No one cares.
Easton Murphy
>tfw no alternate universe jurassic park where the little girl teams up with newman to #HACKTHEPLANET and save everyone from disaster dinosaurs
Gavin Myers
In the first one they were genetically modified with frog DNA. It's a critical plot point, you couldn't miss it. None of the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park were real.
Logan Roberts
This guy is the only character I liked in World so I'd be okay with this.
Adam Gonzalez
>our modern understanding of how dinosaurs actually look
>our
Who's "our"? You don't know shit
Jeremiah Baker
>young Nedry
Benjamin Allen
We would have to cgi him because he died in 2020.
Cameron Wilson
I know retard. However, the people who made the film designed the dinosaurs based on the best understanding of what they actually looked like. The plot point wasn't there to explain why the dinosaurs didn't look like dinosaurs--it was there to explain why they could breed. Get it now?
Christopher Murphy
Oh...
That made me kind of sad.
RIP Irrfan Khan.
Michael Reed
The movie is based on a book
Nathaniel Morris
>doesn't understand use of inclusive 'our'
Enjoy your monster dirtbike movie.
And?
Carter Kelly
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Yes it's sad, but wherever he is he's probably happy that we are praising him on a Vietnamese crayfish peeling forum.
>LOOK ALIVE BOIS!
Jose Brown
You're getting your shitty feather dinos this June.
Jeremiah Sanders
Somebody never played the soft canon Telltale game.