Johnny Depp Versus Amber Heard! FIGHT!

Johnny, he made Crybaby.

sure she is

She shit in the bed and threw a bottle at johnny destroying his finger

What's even the point of getting married as a guy anymore?
>Over 50% of marriages end in divorce
>Judges overwhelmingly side with female spouse, giving custody of kids / majority of one's assets over
>Even supermodel tier charismatic celebrities like Will Smith / Johnny Depp get absolutely cucked / character assassinated during / after the fact.

Why even bother?

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Why doesn't he just let it go? No amount of court cases is he going to make him look any better at this point.

any link without annoying commentary ?

You're missing the point. This is going to be highly entertaining. Better than another fugging nigger trial.

people need to hear about shitting the bed, he might save some guy's half fortune

>tfw ya boy is suing you for money you dont have and all you did was give him the best sex of his old ass life

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amber took a shit in johnnys bed he isnt going to let this go ever

To provide a stable environment for rearing children with both a male and female role model as well as a model for healthy intergender relationships

She was probably clammy and lifeless in bed.

His suit looks like it doesn't fit.

youtube.com/watch?v=EXTZyEY3u7s

She shat in his bed you faggot.

hasn't her lawyer told her to not look smug?

Even if absolute horrors were broadcast here, no one is watching and the media can twist anything they like.

Except marriage isn't a "stable environment" anymore. Plus divorce completely negates any "model for healthy intergender relationships"

It seems like it would be better for kids, in most cases, to have parents that aren't married.

that's a much better link, the echo is reduced.

Hopefully they'll show evidence of her poo in Depp's bed.

I wonder what got Depp attracted to her. She radiates bitch aura.

1. she is hot as fuck
2. young
3. diagnosed sociopath so she knows how to play people (also a woman so sociopathy magnified)

Bitch aura is hot but its the kind of girl you fuck a few times not marry.

Johnny Depp admitted he thought her friend shit the bed:

Johnny Depp admitted he cut his finger:
nitter.42l.fr/nickwallis/status/1372527369425199110

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>Stable
All my parents and their married friends did was argue and make me avoid relationships my entire life.

i thought "hey wtf happened to johnny, he's all fat an old"

apparently he's almost 60 years old. dude, what happened to time. he was young when i was a teenager. somehow time sped too much. we'll literally live to see brad pitt, leo dicaprio etc die within our lifetimes

>Over 50% of marriages end in divorce

That doesn’t mean that 50% of all people that get married get divorced. Lots of shitheads get married and divorced again and again. The collapse in western culture can be directly tired to the rise of feminism and divorce. It’s simple, find someone worth trusting and then hold up your end. Meaning no fucking around or neglect. Be a fucking man.

because heard is a lunatic who literally cannot accept getting less than 100% of what she want

They're both actors, do you think the two of them will take the stand?

he got played like a fiddle

Depp's lawyer promised we'll hear his side of the story directly from Depp.

>Good morning, your honor. My client did not know that he couldn't snort that white powder.

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they could reenact the shitting

>the shit she took was better in bed

He spent the first 40 years of his life looking half his age, He did too many drugs trying to copy his junkie idol Hunter S Thompson and ruined himself.

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Kino

Imagine if they got mad at each other started yelling and then making out in the courtroom

But that would never happen because Johnny would want that and Amber is a smart mean woman who will never do what he wants

why the fuck am i watching this instead of doing what i should be doing lmao

i want depp to get a win bros, he lost everything thanks to the roastie

I've got a dissertation to write and I'm sat here thinking the exact same thing lol

the Yea Forums trial of the decade, what else is on?

>Look up Tillet Wright
>Its a tranny
>"only one crass enough to commit such an act"

lmao

i literaly have to get prepared to get a surgery. im getting late. fuck my life, i just can't stop procrastinating

oh he walked right into this one

We need to make sure charlie and the chocolate factory's name is upheld

live trials are possibly the most entertaining form of live broadcast reality. Big budgets, real-life outcomes, disturbingly real. You couldn't write tv this good. The only down side is they're very long.

>my parents weren’t compatible for a relationship so the concept of marriage is invalid

>want my boy depp to win
>amber looking sexy as fuck
bros its over...this is the power of a succubus.....

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w a l l t h r e a d?

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Smug bitch

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he fell for the classic borderline roastie.
its comforting to know that it also happens to the super rich.

500 words or more?

Maybe you've got an idealized version of marriage. I've never seen a "happy" one personally. Not to say they don't / can't exist, only that it seems to be the exception rather than the rule

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Reminder that WB defended her and threw out Johnny from their movies

Depp

nice bait

dont get married

because amber is a piece of shit who deserves to lose all her acting roles

bait

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yup, part of why the staircase was so good

youtu.be/_XmheZj5n-c

watching a supposed expert get TORE UP by an experienced trial attorney is always entertaining

i dont understand how depp lost though

because of the metoo movement and WB hasn't made a smart decision in 20 years

the wrong people get together
doesn’t mean relationships are a bad idea

depp is 100% fucking his lawyer, she be looking fine as fuck

especially since you know them from the outside when they try to pretend everything is fine and dandy, then you get in one and it's a fucking mistake

Because women are incapable of doing anything wrong.

clock kino

Live trials and shitposting on Yea Forums has taken up way too much of my life but I don't regret it.

>WB hasn't made a smart decision in 20 years
They dropped Christopher Nolan.

The Judge looks like a 15 year old boy. 100% man hating dyke. Be warned.

>9 11
What did the clock mean by this?

Punished Johnny

Imagine having to go through with shit like this because of pussy, man oh man I'm going through my own shit because of pussy right now and I swear man, never again in my soon-to-be-done-with piece of shit life if god gives me another fruitful day will I let a woman do me in like this

youtu.be/ORpBAIB9j64

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damn this is some good shit
who directed this

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Because he was a man in his 50s dating a woman in her 20s while addicted to drugs, spending $30,000 a month on alcohol, and being a wife beater.

holy shit I take that back then

don't, acquire currency, become a local warlord when the society collapses, build your harem

Marriages fail because people rush shitty relationships into marriage because they're absolutely retarded. Don't be afraid of marriage just because normie retards suck at it.

They're both evil scum. Kill them both. Hes an extreme child abuser

Oh so they're both fucking psycho, who would have guessed

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