Just saw it in a preview showing
Viking kino of the highest degree
It actually stays true to the original mythology, I expect ((((some)))) people to be mad as fuck at this film
Also, Skarsgard deserves an Oscar, probably the most physical role I've seen in years
ngl Yea Forums incels have ruined viking everything for me
then again i was never into viking stuff besides berserkers
The trailer looks like a generic action movie mixed with some midwit philosophical contemplating for the redditors and critics
is there like magic and shit in it or is it just generic uga buga
>It actually stays true to the original mythology
vikangz were just white niggaz, the only ''mythology'' they have is what they stole from others
>Skarsgard deserves an Oscar
too bad this movie doesn't fit the new criterias of the academy arwards.
>with some midwit philosophical contemplating for the redditors and critics
Name 5 movies that does philosophy or deep concepts well.
Need Anya booba details
Of course it is dumb fuck, they want to rope in the normal monkey brain fags to make money. Just studios following the formula as per usual.
Not him but...
Goodfellas
Casino
Raging Bull
Taxic Driver
The Departed
>[neurotic jew noises]
Getting your 4th viral marketing thread of the day in I see. Nice use with the Jewish parenthesis too. That will really capture the white audience you need this to succeed at the box office.
Daily reminder the Northman's viral marketers on Yea Forums are in a PANIC. The film scored under 65 in test screenings which means the word of mouth won't be enough to carry the box office.
So they're flooding Yea Forums with posts that The Northman is 'an EPIC alt right pro-white film!'
Problem is Robert Eggers is an extreme anti-trump WOKE leftist.
>RE: And then with this movie, I wasn’t like, “Now I’m going to write a movie about toxic masculinity.” But as I’ve said may times, nothing good happens when two men are trapped in a giant phallus. So obviously that’s what’s going to happen in [the lighthouse].
>AVC: It does seem very inevitable between them. So, you didn’t sit down and go, “I’m going to write a movie about toxic masculinity.” But at what point did you start to recognize that that’s what the story is about in some ways?
>RE: When my brother and I got all the way through [the script] the first time, we were like, “Yeah, that’s what’s going on.”
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The marketers are SO desperate they are now recruiting Alfonso Cuaron to put out articles for the movie.
>directors close buddy sees movie
>"Hey alfonso, we're struggling with the test scores on our movie. we're under 65 which means bad word of mouth. I dont know what to do."
>next day
>DIRECTOR'S FRIEND: "MY BUDDIES MOVIE IS FUCKING AMAZING!"
It will be interesting to see what Eggers viral marketing team try next with their guaranteed meme trash flop.
You are not funny phone posting faggot
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"I" what?
>probably the most physical role I've seen in years
No idea what this means. But doesn't matter, won't watch it. Never even watched True Blood anyway, so don't know anything about the characters.
Is it similar at all to Valhalla Rising?
I'm dragging my gf with me to watch this on friday
>This is our Black Panther.
Lol, calm down sperg.
It's not even close.
Have you made her watch the Witch or the Lighthouse?
Nope. I haven't even watched the Witch myself.
What nudity is there
Stop shilling your movies, kike. No one wants to see this.
I'm really fucking excited to watch it bros, currently reading egil's saga and a book on norse history and then I hear this is just coming out
Fucking amazing
I hope that there isn't any nudity, I really dislike nudity
Sex and nudity is disgusting
t. prepubescent
I'm 26 unfortunately
how can you love scandanavia and its history and yet hate sex and nudity? i hope for your sake you never visit any of those countries, one second inside a sauna and you’ll probably have a meltdown.
Well i'm transgender so there aren't any sauna's i'm going into
And yeah I don't like sex or nudity, so what?
I'm ok reading about it it's just seeing it on screen makes me feel extremely uncomfortable
Not a prude or a christian I just don't like it
It's A24. Expect slow pan shots, minimal dialogue, and a bare bones plot.
>Well I'm transgender
I loved that game
I borrowed it from my local video store and loved collecting those things
It's not A24
Nice deflection.
I saw it myself and it's not a good action movie....at...all. Critics are praising it for the long takes but unless you think long takes are inherently good, this won't be fir you. Eggers cannot direct exciting action. This isn’t Gladiator or Braveheart.
The trailers alone just make the film look "...okay(?)..."
>how can you love scandanavia and its history and yet hate sex and nudity
They’ve only been okay with nudity for the past century
Will I like it if I find battle scenes to be boring in general?
we revolutionized anglos and celts
those niggers didn't even have a word for law until the DANELAW was established, thank us
I hope it's better than Gladiator. Terrible movie, only the first battle scene was good.
Why the sudden popularity with vikings?
we are relevant to the shaping of your culture, respect us
Yeah, shows up in a bunch of vikings and in a guy from Hungarian Lombard cemetery.
Vikings Valhalla maybe
Nope.
It's an even bigger slog to get through. Gladiator at least had characterization and a good score.
What are the pagan ritual scenes like? I really want to see humans getting brutally sacrificed.
>LOOK HOW BADASS OUR ANCESTORS WERE t. white incels
cringe tbqh
Fuck that sucks, I hated Gladiator and it's one of the most overrated highly rated films for me
Gladiator is great, but the director’s cut is a slog (I accidentally ended up watching it).
Gladiator is very Hollywoodish. If this is more raw I would probably like it.
>not liking gladiator
literally lacking soul
I don't know what that is
People carrying subclades of I-P109.
If by raw you mean gore then, yes. But the characters don't have the physicality or intensity and the choreography is overall lazy. You'll get blood and cruchy sounds effects to compensate, that's all.
Did you have any favourite scenes?
Will it land at 90% or 86%?
Was it at least better than the last duel?
you mean like being released before awards season, which would have been a key sign that its distributors considered it a likely candidate?
How the fuck can anyone release a movie like this in the current year 2022? Where are the niggers? Is a single african tribesman going to show up when the hero is about to lose his way to guide him to light so that the movie can qualify for an Oscar?
No. I was bored throughout.
I haven't watched the last duel but I suspect the last duel didn't have this much action.
There are now literal diversity requirements for a film to be Oscar nominated. The award is a meme anyway.
Not him but I watched it here in the Netherlands 2 days ago and the best scene by far is a scene in which the protagonist reveals his identity and starts walking towards some bad guys, beautiful music score playing. You'll know it when you see it.
Right, before vikings it was just savage Roman Christians
Really? Cause it seems so well acted in this particular scene.
not true, the sauna goes back centuries. admittedly the idea of a mixed-gender sauna would be unthinkable in the 19th century or whatever, but they weren’t that prudish
Probably no lower than 85 since it's getting very good reviews
This is going to bomb hard at the box office.
Nobody came out for The Last Duel and nobody's gonna come out for bjork and willem dafoe larping as nords.
The supporting cast is kino, surprisingly Nicole Kidman nails her role despite being bogged. The best performances are still Amleth and Fjolnir, kino af rivalry with some complexity to it.
Looks like GOT tier shlock.
You could say that
Everything is bombing right now so it wouldn't come as a shock
Anyaussy
Trannies are seething at this movie lol